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i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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Ok ok but this is Telemachus

And this is Odysseus

Right?

Edit: Tumblr wtf where did my reblogs go

Edit edit: fixed!

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thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

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different viewpoints

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thank you to whoever made this meme, it's a big hit in the lab and sends microbiologists into hysterics

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surely the conses wont quence

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Chonk

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I really don't like how piglins get portrayed as aggressive barbarian enemies now. Did they forget that they don't attack without being provoked and you can have positive interactions with them in-game?

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Alarm cock is this anything

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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

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No cause I'll actually cry if polites was holding the infant I can see it so clearly too😭😭😭😭

So far, I think we Epic fans have mutually agreed on 3 things:

1) Penelope is taller than Odysseus

2) Polites was holding the infant when he appeared in the Underworld saga

3) Odysseus tucked his hair behind his ear when he sang “Penelope why, you know I’m too shy”

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Just in: local baguette flabbergasted