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Qiao Yi: *about Small Ye Zimu and Ling Chen* They make a cute couple, huh?

Big Ye Zimu: HELL NO!!

Qiao Yi: Why not? They look like they came from a drama Series.

Big Ye Zimu: If my Ling Chen didn't like me then my younger version doesn't deserve his love. Give it to me. I'm the one who suffered not him.

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Ye Zimu, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Ling Chen, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

Jiang Xiao: Oh Gladly!!

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Ling Chen: Come on. Nobody actually believes that Big and Small Ye Zimu is in love with me.

Jiang Xiao, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Big and Small Ye Zimu is helplessly in love with Ling Chen.

*Everyone raises their hand but Big Ye Zimu*

Ling Chen: Small Ye Zimu, put your hand down.

Small Ye Zimu: I'm sorry Ling Chen but I'm not in denial unlike someone.

Big Ye Zimu: Shut it brat.

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Ling Chen: I’m so tired.

Jiang Xiao: Did you get to bed late?

Ling Chen: No.

Jiang Xiao: Did you do something strenuous?

Ling Chen: No.

Jiang Xiao: Then why are you tired?

Ling Chen: I’m alive.

Jiang Xiao: Sounds exhausting.

Ling Chen: Yeah makes me wanna end everything.

Ye Zimu on verge of crying: Please don't say that Ling Chen and Please stop supporting him in that. I can't lose you. Please stay with me.

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Be careful what you say

Ling Chen: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Small Ye Zimu : Forty five seconds?!?

Ling Chen: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Small Ye Zimu , hugging Ling Chen: Too late.

Big Ye Zimu waiting for his turn.

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Qiao Yi: What do you want then?

Jiang Xiao: Er… something work related.

Qiao Yi: What department is this?

Jiang Xiao: Sorry?

Qiao Yi: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?

Qiao Yi: *looks at Ye Zimu and Ling Chen* Some sort of homosexual department?

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Recharging Time

Ye Zimu: I give up. I am so tired.

Jiang Xiao: Get the emergency supply!

Qiao Yi: *carries Ling Chen and places them in front of Ye Zimu*

Ling Chen: What is it I'm busy???

Ye Zimu: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Flirting Question.

Ye Zimu: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Jiang Xiao: Throw rocks at he.

Qiao Yi: Hot Dogs.

Ling Chen: Kill him.

Ye Zimu: Thanks guys.

I'm Happy to inform Ye Zimu did not follow Any of the advice.

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Everyone Loves Ling Chen

Qiao Yi: Do you love Ling Chen?

Ye Zimu: Yeah, I do.

Qiao Yi: Jiang Xiao! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Jiang Xiao: We all love Ling Chen. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.

Ye Zimu: I thought that was implied.

Jiang Xiao: ...

Qiao Yi: ...

Ye Zimu, looking straight at Jiang Xiao: Congrats Qiao Yi, you just won 100 bucks.

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Ling Chen Looking at his Idiots

Jiang Xiao: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Qiao Yi: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Ye Zimu: A realist sees a freight train.

Ling Chen: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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First Impression.

Jiang Xiao: What do we think of Ye Zimu?

*pause*

Ling Chen: *sighs* Nice pal.

Qiao Yi: I think they're gay.

Jiang Xiao: I know right!!! It's so obvious

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Do not let Ye Zimu read or watch Romance. They are bad Influence to him.

Ye Zimu, pointing: May I sit there?

Ling Chen: That's my lap

Ye Zimu: That doesn't answer my question, Ling Chen

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This is not how you do this

Ye Zimu: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Ling Chen stops tinkering with his weapons to look at the other: What did you do?

Ye Zimu: Nobody died.

Ling Chen: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Ling Chen Discovered a Scrapbook filled with picture of him and about him in Ye Zimu belongings.

Ye Zimu: I can explain.

Ling Chen: Can you?

Ye Zimu: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Ling Chen: That better answer the Question What is this and Why does this exist?

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There are Two Kinds The Romantic and Practical Person

Meet Ye Zimu The Romantic

Ye Zimu: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Then Now Meet Ling Chen the Practical

Ling Chen: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Undercover Training

Small and Big Ye Zimu, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Ling Chen who has Experience from Previous life mission, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Small Ye Zimu: Wow!! Ling Chen is so Amazing as expected of Ling Chen

Big Ye Zimu: You know I always wondered if Ling Chen were gay or just talented to walk on those.

Small Ye Zimu: Both I guess?

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Small Ye Zimu: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ling Chen: Killed without hesitation.

Small Ye Zimu: No!!!

Big Ye Zimu: That can be arranged

Small Ye Zimu: Back away from Ling Chen