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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

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everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

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God I just wish I could’ve gone to clown school in like 80’s. I would be SUCH a good clown. I’m weeping at the wasted potential.

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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

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Post pms hormones got me wanting to make human connection and learn a new hobby and apply for a job I’m grossly under qualified for 😮‍💨