aberrantflamethrower
aberrantflamethrower
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 7 days ago
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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got a major pest problem this year actually
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 month ago
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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 2 months ago
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everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 5 months ago
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 9 months ago
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God I just wish I couldโ€™ve gone to clown school in like 80โ€™s. I would be SUCH a good clown. Iโ€™m weeping at the wasted potential.
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 year ago
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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
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aberrantflamethrower ยท 1 year ago
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