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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

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Touched by an angel

Someone showed Book Armand the IWTV show, and he's got some Opinions™️ regarding the decision-making of his television counterpart.

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i have a favorite tweet of the year already

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new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

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"if armand won't hunt with me anymore we will just have to share a victim some other way"?

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watching Seven Samurai

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well i'm afraid i have no choice but to steal that man's wife

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And if I said toxic old woman yuri…

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now why are we bringing louis who isn't even here into this

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as handsome as he ever was...

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pandora is dying and she's sloughing the contents of her uterus and she's barfing and emptying all her Various Orifices and makes marius fuck her on the grass while she's consuming his blood AND THE TWO LITTLE SLAVE BOYS ARE RIGHT THERE. i mean truly roman attitudes. what why wouldn't they be there? what if i need someone to carry something

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can we talk about armand hanging out with this stupid lestat portrait for 150 years like some kind of grieving widow. he’s so funny

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well.

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Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

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And what a spectacle they made, the two of them, each Born to Darkness at such a young age, two “boys” facing each other with boyish cheeks and lips, and even boyish hair, two angels glaring at each other, and I realized as soon as the thought of it gripped me that Benedict was thinking this very thing. “And now I’ll tell you what more I’ve learned and want to share before I leave this world,” he said. He looked at me and then back to Armand. “Those of us made young,” he said, “we never grow up. Five hundred years or a thousand. It makes no difference. Time gives us room to be forever stupid and blind with the confusion and passions of the young, vulnerable to the masters who made us and ensnared us.” “Oh, stuff and nonsense,” said Armand. “I was never a child. I was a man before I was ever Born to Darkness, you imbecilic creature! Maybe you were a child, in your monkish robes, with your dark Christian longings, and maybe you still are. But I was never young. And I have learned through suffering and anguish and loneliness such as you, cowering in the shadow of your master, have never known.”

Benedict and Armand, Blood Communion by Anne Rice