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God gave me a fat ass, made me a furry, made me hot, got me good at art, made me funny and smart, gave me a bangin sona, and gave me good Meat and somehow I still ended up single like he really tried to make a bop and it still flopped this must be how staff felt when they introduced tumblr premium or whatever it's called

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(...) (You pick up a card at random.) (Got the Drawn Card.)

i pull out my drawing tablet- ....i can't even pretend this one's unintentional bc i pulled out my tarot cards to reference for this. and took pictures. and drafted. and actively searched up the exact line.

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language barrier

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NO WAY

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Watched some hermitcraft vids, now Grian is also a creatur

Bonus bc I heard mumbo stole Grian's soul

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I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

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I just got served an ad on a mobile game that linked to a 45-minute video for a "breathing remedy" and the video is *such* a comprehensive collection of CAM manipulation and lies that I'm considering transcribing it to break down how CAM sales tactics work.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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original by clairetablizo

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i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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I’m not joking when I say I think this was the hottest thing I’ve read in my life

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Love this so much

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lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

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THIS IS KILLING ME