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Joel Biggishrack

what minecraft youtubers do we think deserves huge boobs the most

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Miles Morales: Spider-Man #28 - "Webs of Wakanda II" (2025)

written by Cody Ziglar art by Daniele Di Nicuolo & Bryan Valenza

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ONE of the most important rules of the Galactic Federation concerns humanity. If a human ever says “Hold my beer”, either stop them, or run.

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i hauve a cold

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More for Apprentice AU

Their mentors have different ways to talk about delicate matters lol

D has a crush on Orion, Orion is still clueless

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Have some Megop doodles

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i already knew all of the talking points on an intellectual level but actually maining a healer in the ranked mode of a hero shooter has firmly radicalized me against anyone complaining about healers on their team. "why am i not getting any heals" well, dps player, i am actually doing the trolley car problem once every few seconds where i have to choose who to heal and who to let die, except it's really easy because the answer is just "heal the tank" every single time. no i cannot stop healing them for long enough to heal you because then they will die and their life is worth more than yours because they clicked on a tank during hero select. go take your anger out on the enemy backline

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Disney aquired a very stupid animated movie called 200% werewolf and my boyfriend and i managed to watch about half the trailer before we dipped. I then spent the next 5 minutes trying to find norm and sparkleina online bc it reminded me so much of your comic! I missed her!

I looked up this movie on letterbox bc I was curious and nothing about this movie seems as remotely interesting as the fact that theres someone who loved it so much they've given it nearly 30 viewings. I want to feel the same epic emotional highs as Moopoo the Baby Moon Spirit felt watching 200% Werewolf (2024) for the eighteenth time at the local cine world.

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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I’m still not sure what the opposite of a phantom limb is, like with my boobs. Rather than phantom boobs where the feeling is there and the flesh is not, for me the flesh is there and the feeling is not. Rather than an incorporeal phantom boobs where the boob is no more it’s… soulless undead zombie boobs?! Yeah, we’ll call them zombie boobs.

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(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

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“God is under the rubble in Gaza. He is with the frightened and the refugees. He is in the operating room. This is our consolation. He walks with us through the valley of the shadow of death.”

– Rev. Dr. Munther Isaac, in his sermon “God is under the rubble in Gaza.”

I made this painting of the manger scene created by Rev. Dr. Isaac’s church, Christmas Lutheran Church in Bethlehem, with the Christ child under the rubble (original image here).

Full sermon • An interview with Rev. Dr. Isaac about the installation

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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

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This woman is a MENACE.

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We have exactly one Christmas tradition in my house, and it feels very important to share it. I've been a cat person basically forever and for most of my adult life, my house has had more cats than people in it. They've all liked sleeping under the Christmas tree and all that, but other than that, they always just sort of ignored it.

But in 2018, we got Natasha.

There are about a dozen pictures like that, but I always adopt adult cats, so we figured this just came with having a kitten in the house. She was just this tiny little fluff who still fit in my cupped hands despite being about six months old, so we put away the ornaments, shrugged it off, and took advantage of the opportunity to have a really cute Christmas card the next year.

Then, 2019 came around.

Natasha escalated to sleeping in the tree in between trying to eat all the branches, and honestly, it was too funny to make more than a cursory effort to stop her. My partner and I assumed that since she was still pretty tiny, she had more growing to do and would surely get to a point where her own body weight would keep her from doing this. In the meantime, we left the tree without ornaments that year and just called it good.

But then 2020 came around, forcing us to acknowledge that:

Natasha was not going to get too big to do this. At this point it had become clear that she wasn't developing slowly. She was just a really tiny cat. She's less than half the size of any other cat I've ever had.

Natasha was also not going to chill out enough to stop doing this.

But hey. Who needs ornaments with a face like that poking out of the branches at you all the time?

Sure enough, 2021 Natasha also had zero chill about the tree, but at this point it would have been weirder if she did leave it alone.

I thought I had seen everything, but this year I'd been kind of down and my partner decided to surprise me by setting up the tree and stuff while I was at work. It was an incredibly sweet gesture considering they don't actually even like Christmas decorations. It also meant I got to come home to this.

I kept expecting her to fall out, but she just chilled there, surveying the room until she got bored. And yes, that is absolutely a big, fancy cat tree she's ignoring in favor of scaling the Christmas tree.

Two days before Christmas, she has finally gotten bored enough that I'm making my first attempt in ages to actually put up ornaments. At this point, I'm not sure if I'll be more disappointed if they have to come down or if they don't.