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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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The Origin Story of Rhinoceress

Cindy Shears used to be an ordinary girl until one day, she discovered her superpowers. However, her family were not happy about it so they took her in to be studied by Doctor Kavita Rao. She discovered a DNA variance unique to Cindy and suggested her parents leave Cindy in her care until a cure could be found. Abandoned and locked up, Cindy used her super strength to break out and become the Rhinoceress. While she does engage in some illegal work as a super villain, she also bartends and bounces at the Invisible Light nightclub.

Avengers Academy: Marvel's Voices Infinity Comic #34, 2025

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Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.

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won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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where is any higher quality version of this image

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mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness...this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”

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Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

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The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it

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I think it's both cuter and funnier if Shockwave's kids are like. Actual kids. Middle schoolers even. Local middle school aquarium fieldtrip, tsunami hits, Shockwave is now in charge of these various 13 year olds who have both No Survival Instincts and also. Are middle schoolers who's Only Adult is a giant fish they can't communicate with. Really push the Dad in Shockwave and his kids.

Also ANGST! YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD WITH KIDS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE YOUR FRIENDS AND THE ENTIRE WORLD (your home) IS NOTHING BUT WATER AND RUBBLE. YOU'RE SCARED AND AFRAID. but the fish man gives hugs so you can pretend that the water on your face is DEFINITELY from your hair and not your eyes.

The entire world is nothing but water and rubble but the fish man gives hugs so you can pretend that the water on your face is DEFINITELY from your hair and not your eyes.

Oh I have a lot of thoughts jakskfjf

But also I still kinda want to make those kids dangerous in some way just because the mental image of apocalyptic world being slowly dominated by a group of feral teenagers and their giant fish father is incredibly entertaining

Thinking of it now. They might as well find guns later.

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everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist

1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society

2. will not stop talking about their animal

3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best

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God gave me a fat ass, made me a furry, made me hot, got me good at art, made me funny and smart, gave me a bangin sona, and gave me good Meat and somehow I still ended up single like he really tried to make a bop and it still flopped this must be how staff felt when they introduced tumblr premium or whatever it's called

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(...) (You pick up a card at random.) (Got the Drawn Card.)

i pull out my drawing tablet- ....i can't even pretend this one's unintentional bc i pulled out my tarot cards to reference for this. and took pictures. and drafted. and actively searched up the exact line.

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language barrier

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NO WAY

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Watched some hermitcraft vids, now Grian is also a creatur

Bonus bc I heard mumbo stole Grian's soul

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I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN