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wish there was a natm musical

Me too anon, me too :(

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Ahk

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Historical Jed truthers rise 😤

I might be remembering wrong, but I believe Clark also wound up taking in Sacajawea’s son after her death. We were really robbed of seeing Jed, Sacajawea, Lewis, and Clark all interact. Sacajawea just got done dirty in general

I think one of the funniest things about tje natm community is that people argue over jeds hair color. Some are like "HES BLONDE IN THE LIVE ACTION, ITS STUPID THEY CHANGED IT!!", others are fine with the ginger hair, but, guys, historically he's a brunette.

(While looking through a few documents on him I also found out that HE WAS FUCKING FRIENDS WITH CLARK, LIKE LEWIS AND CLARK CLARK)

But anyway he's got brown hair , styled like a emo from trying to cover it up after being mauled by a grizzly bear and he's not actually southern, he's from New York and was raised in Pennsylvania after his father got found out for counterfeit money.

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“I’ll take that hand now…”

Owen Wilson & Steve Coogan as “Jedediah Smith” and “Octavius” in Night at the Museum (2006 - 2014) 

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i love jedtavius so much. i wish museums were real

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i much prefer octavius being overly melodramatic over him being a killjoy when it comes to him being serious in juxtaposition with jed’s attitude (who even has his own flavors of melodrama). need saving? im calling the president riding on the MIGHTIEST steed ive ever tamed to rescue you (it’s a squirrel). want a candy bar? say no more, we’re breaking into this machine and immortalizing ourselves in myth with our conquest (we can’t get past the opening flap). everything is a dramatic hero’s journey if you think about it. also i love you

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The “letting exhibits interact with people at night so they can teach them about history” is all fun and games until Ahkmenrah gets hit with both “Egypt isn’t in Africa” and “Aliens built the pyramids” in one night

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call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

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Does this count as capoleon fanart

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Hello NATM Tumblr

I love these silly guys. They’re my faves

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meet me @ the natm pub if you wanna make out sloppy style

Address is 37-39 Swinegate, York YO1 8AZ, United Kingdom. This is real.

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ahk when his iPad ran out of battery

hes an iPad kid

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wait larry is played by ben stiller who was also derek zoolander 🤣🤣🤣

larry: *sees octavius's tiny roman temple* "what is this?! a temple for ANTS?!"

Sorry anon I couldn't bring myself to draw Larry destroying the Roman diorama. He just looks down on it instead.

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Watching the best reveal of all time (ancient Egyptian Pharaoh was Cambridge educated, has a posh English accent)

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WE'RE GETTING A NEW LIVE-ACTION NATM PROJECT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

I found out about it from this video by NATM Archivist, and found the source. We're back, folks! What do YOU think the new thing will be? A TV show? A new sequel? A reboot? A side story? Tell me!

(I just hope there's more Ahkmenrah per square inch. Our pharaoh deserves some characterization.)