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Episode 2 and I already not only got two but also got the bonus??? Lets fucking go!

I made a bingo card with my predictions for The Umbrella Academy season 4

Let's see how well this ages

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Season 4 is not even out and I got one already let's fucking go

I made a bingo card with my predictions for The Umbrella Academy season 4

Let's see how well this ages

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The question I want answered from the umbrella academy is what happened to Klaus’s cult? Is it still around in 2019??? Do they worship him like a god??? Is his return to the timeline mythically foretold like I NEED ANSWERS

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Klaus getting kidnapped: tortured, has to face childhood trauma, almost dies, teleported to the Vietnam war right after

Luther getting kidnapped: meets the love of his life, gets married after

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Lila, did you kidnap a kid? The umbrella academy season 3 episode 6

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Luther’s himbo energy was unmatched this season he really got kidnapped and said well while I’m here I might as well have a smoothie. And some almond butter. And an itsy bitsy blossoming romance you know. As a treat.

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We don't talk enough about how all the siblings were like "our Ben was so good, and sweet and pure, definitely the best of us", but when was Klaus talking about his Ben, was like "he was an annoying asshole who made my life a living hell and I loved him so much"

He knew Ben better than the others, he knew all the bad sides of Ben, and those were the ones he loved the most.

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the best thing about the footloose scene is that like... it objectively serves absolutely no use to the plot moving forward. like yes it shows what jayme's spit does but the delores scene happens like five minutes later and serves literally the exact same purpose in showing that she makes hallucinations by spitting at people. they could have just made that her power's introduction and it wouldn't have changed much plot wise but instead they went "no were going to make diego hallucinate one of the most fun and memorable dance scenes in the show since I Think We're Alone Now even though it isn't Actually Happening" & I for one am obsessed

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Stan from umbrella academy season three is the true chaotic neutral. Enters a new time period and says you know what I’m going to just stay at this hotel make this random guy be emotionally attached to me and then kill his brother. Truly a great representation of twelve year olds everywhere

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there’s no explanation for why it’s 2019 in TUA but there’s no cellphones and it’s actually hilarious. so much of the plot would fall apart if the umbrellas were just in a gc. klaus would have snapped a picture of the kugelblitz “yo wtf is this bitch” and hit send. five would make sure everyone always had their location services on so he could teleport to them. luther could’ve just texted them that he was kidnapped and everyone would still be like “✔️ seen at 3:39pm”.

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klaus took two road trips with old men this season. one of them ended in being chased out of Pennsylvania by an Amish mob, and the other led to like 15 counts of vehicular manslaughter

in conclusion: Klaus should avoid road trips

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The Hargreeves losing their powers after learning how to use them:

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this will never not hurt

you know he's gone his whole life believing he's the weakest link, a waste of space, a liability. the only one weaker than him all those years was viktor, who wasn't even considered one of them. of the members of the umbrella academy, klaus was always the one with the useless powers. as adults they continued to treat him like this. never taking him seriously, acting like he was always in the way. and then when they found out viktor had powers, more powerful than any of them, that feeling only increased. now he really is the least powerful, the most useless.

until season 3. while everyone else is dealing with the sparrows and the kugelblitz, he's spending time with this new version of his father, who actually seems to care about him, not only more than the man who raised him but than his siblings. finally this version of his dad sees him as more than just a number and wants to help him perfect his abilities. he helps klaus see how powerful he can be, what he's truly capable of. suddenly klaus doesn't feel useless. suddenly he doesn't feel like a waste of space. he feels like he has a purpose, like he's needed.

and then he's betrayed. all of those old feelings are shoved right back at him. all this time he was being used. and when the time came, he wasn't needed anymore. he served one purpose to reginald, which was to get the others to trust him again. now that that's done, klaus isn't needed. all that time spent on his powers was pointless. once again, he's the weakest link. once again, he's a liability.

you can see the pain in his eyes, hearing his father say those words. the heartbreak. the betrayal. all that time spent overcoming his fears, perfecting his abilities, gaining closure from his childhood and relationship with his dad. only to be left for dead in the end, because he's more trouble than he's worth.

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diego dropped the knife he was trying to spin right

so does that mean he doesn’t actually know how to spin a knife without his powers

you ever think he was just casually doing tricks with weapons and someone was like “yoooo that’s cool can you teach me how to do that” and he just starts sweating like “uhhhhhhh well you see it’s probably dangerous for you because y’know I know my way around knives” then they just hold up a pen like “no problem! im sure it’ll still work if i use a pen” and he just. sweats.

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Had Klaus not come back to life Diego was going to carry his wrapped body to his siblings, dump him on the floor, and then flick the carpet open to unravel his brother’s corpse while their siblings look on in horror as Klaus rolls away like he’s Cleopatra and I just. Diego’s plans are simultaneously the best and the worst.

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my favourite part of s3 is where diego just decides that klaus is the cool fun uncle, not the guy who can throw you two stories high and lived on the moon, or the teleporting one with time travelling stories, but the gay recovering addict with a fashion sense set in every decade at once that sees dead people and died like 58 times

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you are the king of death. I believe in you, brother. you can do anything.