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Nicholas: Mama, can I have some ice cream?.

Agatha: Did you ask your Mami?

Nicholas: yes.

Agatha: And what did she say?

Nicholas: she said no.

Agatha: So then why are you asking me?

Nicholas: Because she isn't the boss of you.

Agatha: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap--

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Rio Vidal.

Green Witch, mother and loving wife. Telling her loved ones what to do since the 18th century.

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i don't know whether to laugh or cry

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actually my life's purpose is just to listen to more music. i love to discover new music. within 2 minutes your life can change bc you clicked on a random song like???????????/ awesome

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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the rat grinders getting whomped because they don't know how actual combat works is exactly what I've been waiting for all season. fabian taking down ivy in one turn bc they have no hp, them grouping up bc they don't know they're not supposed to and getting immediately shit on by adaine, riz's attack of opportunity doing more damage to kipperlilly than her actual attack did to him, gorgug taking down oisin by the end of round 1 bc they didn't protect their wizard, kristen and k2 both bringing all their friends up while keeping themselves strategically hidden bc they know better, riz diving into the lava like it's nothing bc he's a badass, adaine slapping jace's counterspell out of the air, fig tanking that hit from porter and casting that clutch fireball. just. beautiful. iconic. poetic. exactly what the rat grinders deserve after xp grinding for three years instead of actually adventuring. you fucking suck at this game kipperlilly!! you might be high level but you're shit at pvp!!!!!

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I find it interesting that Oisin's snarky, kick her while she's down comment to Adaine was to say that she's not a very good diviner when Aelwyn, even at her most villainous, was so sure that Adaine was the greatest diviner alive that she was comfortable staking the entire evil plan on Adaine stealing that book. Aelwyn was a total bitch to Adaine but she never underestimated her.

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FH:JY EP 18 stats:

Gorgug absorbed a crazy 569 pts of attack damage alone.

Riz dealt 199 pts of damage with the canons alone and dealt the killing blow on two dragons: An Amethyst Wyrmling and Grandma

But the canons collectively dealt 373 pts of damage to the dragons.

Adaine one punch manned a Blue Dragon Wyrmling out of existence.

Grandma was hit for 152 hp by Fig and 53 hp by Riz

(Meaning Grandma was probably an Adult Blue Dragon who rolled below average stats, backed up by her armor class being 19)

The Bad Kids and crew killed 7 dragons and nearly wiped out a lineage by dealing an incredible 914 damage.

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Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

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"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

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obviously YOYOK is about Taylor recognizing her own strength and power, and that she has gotten herself through every hard thing, but there is something to be said about spending a lot of years believing you were saved by the perfect kiss before getting to that point