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Here to report that My Lady Jane is just…the best kind of fanfiction that you could make into a TV show.

It’s a shifter AU, arranged marriage, friends-to-lovers, 100K slow burn, canon major character death fix-it fic but with a big budget and a soundtrack and excellent costumes where everyone committed to the bit.

I do recommend.

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“King Henry, renowned shit head that he was…”

I think more history books need to open with this line.

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Shoutout to My Lady Jane for having a young girl watch her sister get married to a horrible old man and her immediate solution was to murder the man. That’s absolutely the solution a baby sister would come to.

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I think, in truth, I've been envious of you. Of your success, of your bravery. And now I simply cannot believe, that a woman, with such bravery, loves me.

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Colin being all protective and “I will fix it for you” then coming back like “well I’ve actually made it so much worse” in true bridgerton fashion. I know it’s a serious situation but, absolutely hilarious

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Because Cressida discovered my secret. And she demands £10,000 to keep it. Bridgerton 3.08 - “Into the Light”

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I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage.

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#the "oh." moment: bi bridgerton siblings™ edition

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BRIDGERTON (2020—) S03 | E07

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Colin Bridgerton truly is a man of action, but only if his family points out that he should do something first lol. His mom is like "hey you should maybe talk to Penelope before she gets engaged."

And Colin goes, "Yes, absolutely, good point. I'll go get engaged to Penelope immediately. Thanks mom."

And then Anthony goes, "Hey you should probably tell Penelope you love her with your words."

And Colin immediately stands up and is like, "Such a great point, I'm going NOW."

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colin: "but since we are speaking so freely"

portia: "that was not meant for your ears"

colin: i am still speaking!

colin: "your daughter did not entrap me, i proposed out of love, and if you were not so narrowly concerned of your own standing you might see that penelope is the most eligible amongst you. in the future, i advise you not sully our bridgerton name by suggesting otherwise"

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this tweet is too funny to not post here

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funny how we went from daphne and simon having that really terrible forced scene to kate and anthony having the “i will stop.” “do not stop.” and now it’s penelope asking and begging for a kiss and colin looking at her for permission before slipping under her dress. it’s almost like they realized we think consent is ✨ sexy ✨

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we need to talk about the “and if i get burned, at least we were electrified” to “thought i caught lightning in a bottle / oh, but it’s gone again” pipeline

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how did it end? - taylor swift

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Hyacinth forever making everyone jumpy af in the Bridgerton drawing room.