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[x] HERO [ ] SURVIVOR [ ] RUTHLESS

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Hello! I’m Key, and this is my commission sheet! All of the necessary information for commissioning me is here, and I’d appreciate it if you could take a look before shooting me a message! Here is my Ao3 For Reference! Mobile Friendly Information! Please see the aforementioned link for Will/Won't Write List and Ships I Will/Won't Write List!

GUIDELINES

Please read my Will Not Write section thoroughly. Just because something is on the list doesn’t mean that I dislike or don’t support it, but there are things on that list that I just don’t have enough interest in writing. That said, things on my Will Write list do not inherently mean that I support or like it. 

Currently, the only fandoms listed that I will write for are Resident Evil Biohazard/Village/4 Remake, Sonic Live Action Movies, Sonic Creepypastas (.EXE, Rewrite, Sink), Blair Witch, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Saw (All Movies). This is because they are current hyperfixations for me and I am more capable of writing for them without issue.

I will allow up to three edits of less than 300 words before those incur a fee. If I interpreted your prompt wrong entirely, please let me know. If the confusion was on my part, no fee for a total rewrite will be incurred.

Please message me before filling out the form for a commission. I’d like to discuss particulars about certain topics and things and I’d like to approve the commission beforehand.

If given artistic freedom for a prompt, I will write how I naturally write the characters. I am willing to take direction for how you want characters to be written. I would prefer not to go against canon to the point of completely erasing a character’s identity. This does not count for certain kink scenarios (Bimbofication and other mind-altering things).

This is a kink-friendly account. I will not harass others over their fictional tastes and I do not support harassing anyone for any reason. I will write things that will make you uncomfortable. I will write things that are dead dove: do not eat. I will write a whole host of things and if that upsets you, please find someone else to commission. I am also willing to write kinks that are not mine! Please keep this in mind!

I predominantly write romance, smut, fluff, and angst, but can try my hand at other genres. 

I do not mind aging characters up for smut, and I will write any manner of ship type from m/f, m/m/, f/f, to polyamory. Please keep in mind that a fee will incur for more than 4 characters in a ship per every 1k words. If your ship includes 6 people then I will require at least 1,500 words minimum to write them. Smut for that many will be over 2,000 words easily.

For prompts, I will accept up to five words, two sentences, or a small paragraph of what you would like for me to write. Please try to be as concise as possible.

I will not start your commission until the upfront $15 for the first 500 words is paid. Once that is paid, I will begin and you will only be charged for the rest once the fic is completely finished and edited. I tend to add 100+ words to things in the editing process, as a heads-up. Payment can be made via PayPal, Venmo, and CashApp.

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Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

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I need to make $250 by the 10th for rent. Anything at all helps, and please reblog to spread!

Hello! I’m Key, and this is my commission sheet! All of the necessary information for commissioning me is here, and I’d appreciate it if you could take a look before shooting me a message! Here is my Ao3 For Reference! Mobile Friendly Information! Please see the aforementioned link for Will/Won't Write List and Ships I Will/Won't Write List!

GUIDELINES

Please read my Will Not Write section thoroughly. Just because something is on the list doesn’t mean that I dislike or don’t support it, but there are things on that list that I just don’t have enough interest in writing. That said, things on my Will Write list do not inherently mean that I support or like it. 

Currently, the only fandoms listed that I will write for are Resident Evil Biohazard/Village/4 Remake, Sonic Live Action Movies, Sonic Creepypastas (.EXE, Rewrite, Sink), Blair Witch, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Saw (All Movies). This is because they are current hyperfixations for me and I am more capable of writing for them without issue.

I will allow up to three edits of less than 300 words before those incur a fee. If I interpreted your prompt wrong entirely, please let me know. If the confusion was on my part, no fee for a total rewrite will be incurred.

Please message me before filling out the form for a commission. I’d like to discuss particulars about certain topics and things and I’d like to approve the commission beforehand.

If given artistic freedom for a prompt, I will write how I naturally write the characters. I am willing to take direction for how you want characters to be written. I would prefer not to go against canon to the point of completely erasing a character’s identity. This does not count for certain kink scenarios (Bimbofication and other mind-altering things).

This is a kink-friendly account. I will not harass others over their fictional tastes and I do not support harassing anyone for any reason. I will write things that will make you uncomfortable. I will write things that are dead dove: do not eat. I will write a whole host of things and if that upsets you, please find someone else to commission. I am also willing to write kinks that are not mine! Please keep this in mind!

I predominantly write romance, smut, fluff, and angst, but can try my hand at other genres. 

I do not mind aging characters up for smut, and I will write any manner of ship type from m/f, m/m/, f/f, to polyamory. Please keep in mind that a fee will incur for more than 4 characters in a ship per every 1k words. If your ship includes 6 people then I will require at least 1,500 words minimum to write them. Smut for that many will be over 2,000 words easily.

For prompts, I will accept up to five words, two sentences, or a small paragraph of what you would like for me to write. Please try to be as concise as possible.

I will not start your commission until the upfront $15 for the first 500 words is paid. Once that is paid, I will begin and you will only be charged for the rest once the fic is completely finished and edited. I tend to add 100+ words to things in the editing process, as a heads-up. Payment can be made via PayPal, Venmo, and CashApp.

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up close and personal

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Just wanted everyone to know I haven't ghosted or abandoned this account! I've been having some IRL trouble lately and things have been rougher than I expected. I intend to come back soon! Maybe today, if not that then tomorrow.

I need to make back rent money and I'm struggling to get commissions, but if anyone can help, it'd be much appreciated. We had to buy food and it was taken out of our rent. Anything helps!

My commissions start at a base price of $15 for the first 500 words and then increase by $8 for every 100 words after. A 1k word one-shot costs $52, for reference!

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HALLOWMEME

send one in for a Halloween starter! 

“ What are you going to be for Halloween? “ 

“ Suggesting going into a graveyard in the middle of the night is exactly how countless horror movies start. “

“ I am not going to remake no ‘children of the corn’ shit with you. Go into that corn maze on your own. “

“ Look at how big that pumpkin is! “ 

“ Lets go on a hay ride! “ 

“ Do we really have to dress up in matching outfits? “ 

“ Yes we have to dress up in matching outfits! “ 

“ Dunking for apples is a basic part of the Halloween party experience. You gotta do it. “ 

“ Run like Jason is chasing you!!! “ 

“ What do you mean I’m too old for trick - or - treating? “ 

“ Stop eating all the candy! “ 

“ Don’t go to that house, they give out raisins. “ 

“ Who gives out dental floss on Halloween? “ 

“ I’m freezing my balls off out here! “ 

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version ... “ 

“ Damn I make this costume look good! “ 

“ ... That’s some pretty realistic makeup ... are you sure you’re not hurt? “ 

“ Let’s stay in and watch scary movies instead “ 

“ I remember the haunted house being a lot more scary than this. “ 

“ I don’t really like scary things ... can we just do the fun cute things for Halloween instead? “ 

“ Oh god there’s another clown... “ 

“ We should go trick - or - treating in Colorado ... I bet they hand out weed! “ 

“ Put that Ouija Board down right now or so help me! “ 

“ Trying to talk to spirits is about the last thing on my list of fun things to do tonight. “

“ If you wake up haunted its not my fault. “ 

“ That’s not funny! You scared me half to death! “ 

“  The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward. “

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Just wanted everyone to know I haven't ghosted or abandoned this account! I've been having some IRL trouble lately and things have been rougher than I expected. I intend to come back soon! Maybe today, if not that then tomorrow.

I need to make back rent money and I'm struggling to get commissions, but if anyone can help, it'd be much appreciated. We had to buy food and it was taken out of our rent. Anything helps!

My commissions start at a base price of $15 for the first 500 words and then increase by $8 for every 100 words after. A 1k word one-shot costs $52, for reference!

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Just wanted everyone to know I haven't ghosted or abandoned this account! I've been having some IRL trouble lately and things have been rougher than I expected. I intend to come back soon! Maybe today, if not that then tomorrow.

I need to make back rent money and I'm struggling to get commissions, but if anyone can help, it'd be much appreciated. We had to buy food and it was taken out of our rent. Anything helps!

My commissions start at a base price of $15 for the first 500 words and then increase by $8 for every 100 words after. A 1k word one-shot costs $52, for reference!

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Softer Love

"Will you hold me? Just for a while?"

"It's not too much to ask for - to be loved."

"It feels better when you're here."

"Hold my hand. Don't let go."

"Promise me you'll hold on."

"I don't feel so cold now. Because you're here."

"My heart aches when you're away."

"Share a blanket with me?"

"We should just stay in and watch a movie."

"Oh, I saw this and thought of you."

"I wanted to bring you here. I knew you'd like it."

"Let me take you to my favourite place."

"You light up the room for me."

"I can hear your breathing. It makes me feel safe."

"Can I listen to your heartbeat?"

"We don't need to do anything. I just want you to be here."

"Can I hold your hand?"

"You bought this for me..?"

"You're always cold, so I got you a scarf."

"I know you're right behind me."

"I can't sleep until I hear you get home."

"You can tell me when you're not okay."

"Just get some rest, okay? I'll be right here."

"I bought your favourite food."

"I made you your favourite meal."

"I picked up some of that tea you like."

"Oh! I saw a dog today, let me show you a picture -"

"You were talking in your sleep. It was cute."

"I can't imagine being here without you."

"I had a nightmare that you left me."

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Just wanted everyone to know I haven't ghosted or abandoned this account! I've been having some IRL trouble lately and things have been rougher than I expected. I intend to come back soon! Maybe today, if not that then tomorrow.

I need to make back rent money and I'm struggling to get commissions, but if anyone can help, it'd be much appreciated. We had to buy food and it was taken out of our rent. Anything helps!

My commissions start at a base price of $15 for the first 500 words and then increase by $8 for every 100 words after. A 1k word one-shot costs $52, for reference!

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Just wanted everyone to know I haven't ghosted or abandoned this account! I've been having some IRL trouble lately and things have been rougher than I expected. I intend to come back soon! Maybe today, if not that then tomorrow.

I need to make back rent money and I'm struggling to get commissions, but if anyone can help, it'd be much appreciated. We had to buy food and it was taken out of our rent. Anything helps!

My commissions start at a base price of $15 for the first 500 words and then increase by $8 for every 100 words after. A 1k word one-shot costs $52, for reference!

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Calling A Wolf A Wolf Sentence Starters Part Three

Starters from Calling A Wolf A Wolf by Kaveh Akbar. Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Animal injury mention, religious themes, alcohol use, animal death mention, horse breaking mention, food

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"You just don't know yet which parts of yourself to value."

"Even the trap-caught fox knew enough to chew away its leg."

"Nature rewards this kind of courage."

"The lesson: It's never too late to become a new thing."

"Rip the fur from your face and dive dimplefirst into the strange."

"Some people don't even want to drink."

"This seems a selfishness."

"God loves the hungry more than the full."

"Faith is a story about people totally unlike you building concrete walls around their beds."

"Behind each of their faces? A slowly dying animal."

"Do you feel summoned?"

"Do you feel Heaven closing itself to you like a clamshell snapping shut?"

"Blessed are those who can distract themselves."

"Blessed are the distractions."

"As a child, I wasn't so much foreign as I was very small."

"Learning the names of things?"

"Each new title a tiny seizure of joy!"

"I polished them like trophies."

"Even our great-grandparents saw different blues."

"Now, I resist acknowledging the riches I've inherited."

"It's so much easier to catalog hunger, to atomize absence, and carry each bit like ants taking home a meal."

"I am insatiable."

"Every grievance levied against me amounts to ingratitude."

"I need to be broken like an unruly mustang."

"Their mouths were zeroes, little pleasure portals."

"Today, words fly in all directions."

"I don't know how anyone does anything."

"I miss my mouth sipping coffee."

"Spend the day explaining the dribble to strangers?"

"I am not a slow learner."

"I am a quick forgetter."

"Such erasing makes one voracious."

"If you teach me something beautiful, I will name it quickly before it floats away."

"My father moved patiently."

"Occasionally, they'd glance over at my clumsy mirroring."

"Smile a little?"

"They looked like a photograph of a famous ghost."

"I ached to be so beautiful."

"I hardly knew anything yet."

"I knew only that I wanted to be like them."

"Years later, I am still picking romas out of my salads."

"With drinking, however, I've always been prodigious."

"I've always been prodigious."

"A garden bucket filled with cream would disappear!"

"I swear, I could conjure rain clouds from piles of ash."

"So, trust me now!"

"When I say thirst, I mean defeated."

"Imagine being the sand forced to watch silt dance in the Nile."

"Today, I'm finding problems in areas where I didn't have areas before."

"I'm grateful to be trusted with any of it."

"It just seems such a severe sort of miraculousness."

"This can guide us forward or not guide us at all."

"Maybe it's that forward seems too chronological."

"The future-perfect always sounds so cavalier."

"Someday this will all have been worth it."

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Just wanted everyone to know I haven't ghosted or abandoned this account! I've been having some IRL trouble lately and things have been rougher than I expected. I intend to come back soon! Maybe today, if not that then tomorrow.

I need to make back rent money and I'm struggling to get commissions, but if anyone can help, it'd be much appreciated. We had to buy food and it was taken out of our rent. Anything helps!

My commissions start at a base price of $15 for the first 500 words and then increase by $8 for every 100 words after. A 1k word one-shot costs $52, for reference!