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I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

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Has anyone got any advice on how to get over a best friend who doesn’t want to talk to you anymore? Cos I’m just about at the end of my rope with it and I cannot cope any longer lmao

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Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

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Fuck sake i need you right now

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if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

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I guess that’s it then. I’m going to miss the fuck out of you but I can’t handle not having you in my life anymore soooooo I guess I’m just the toxic person you thought I was all along

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i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

Please give it a go, I love to know what people think of me.

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After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

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send me 💕 + a fandom and i’ll tell you my favorite character!

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so in philosopher’s stone, quirrell does actually address voldy as ‘lord voldemort’ not ‘the dark lord’, making him the only follower of voldemort shown to do so iirc. i know the reason for this is most likely just that it was the first book and jkr hadn’t ironed out all the details yet, but i like the idea that living with him on the back of your head for a year or so gets you first-name privileges

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Libraries with a sense of humour.

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When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10