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Concept art for the ultimate despairs! Cosplay Fanart What haves you. In case you wondered.

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SDR2 Fanmade ending :3

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killing school trip

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awoken

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REBLOG TO MIRACULOUSLY PASS YOUR EXAMS!!

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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the time has come

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shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say

- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE

- *loud pop*    student, in very calm voice: well that was painful

- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now

- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way

- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.

- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three

- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?

- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”

- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead

- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade?   *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it*   well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.

- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year   student: sir, this is a four-year program   professor: oh, then never

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basically im monky

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orcs and tieflings are for the gays

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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The ROADQUEEN: ETERNAL ROADTRIP FOR LOVE Kickstarter goes live THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1! A lesbian F/F romcom graphic novel about love, revenge, and getting your bike back. Mark your calendar, make room on your bookshelf, and start your engines! See you then~

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