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I stumbled across a video of Santa(赞多) dancing with a group of girls. His costume (and moves) had such a Wei Wuxiang's vibe that I couldn't resist. I don't think I did justice to his absolute body control, but I had to try.

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As you may know if you are of a certain age within fandom, the mantra "Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's OK" is often abbreviated "ykinmkato" and this is affectionately referred to as the kink tomato. Well whenever someone says kink tomato this is what I'm picturing:

To me, this is my good friend the kink tomato. I stick pins in her every weekend and she's a very good sport.

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For all those legally able to vote in the USA, PLEASE vote tomorrow.

My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

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my thing about the current bl discourse of "all bls suck (except the ones I like)" is instead of whining in the tag for weeks on end every episode ppl could be like, writing fic to fix the shit they don't like.

you think great and tyme's relationship was under developed? gucci, write the canon divergence fic that gives them the development you wanted to see. you think We Are wasn't queer~ enough or didn't do found family well enough? aces, write the fic that puts more emphasis on queer found family. you think kidnap isn't dark enough or whatever? fantastic, write the dark mafia fic that goes there

like what, y'all thought supernatural has a billion fics because the show is GOOD? b/c fans were SATISFIED? what do y'all think ao3 is FOR? go wild, be the change you want to see in the world, let the freak flag fly, throw canon against the wall like an egg on mischief night

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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PROJECT 2025 MUST BE STOPPED 🛑

Vote Accordingly.

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Republicans can't win without threatening and committing violence. January 6th-like insurrections and election tampering will happen in states all across the country this time. Don't let her down!

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What an unsurprising & completely expected turn of events that literally everyone saw coming 😮

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Please continue about your business

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Headlines across eight years. Who you vote for really does matter. None of these headlines delve into the Boar's Head listeria outbreak because I can only post ten photos in one post. But the slaughter house self regulate headline? Yup, that's why.

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How i see Wei wuxian leading the band of disciples through out the book:

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When Arthur turned 16, his father had him prepared for a royal ceremony, where he would be shown his one and true soulmate.

Now, soulmates didn't have to be romantic or sexual. They could be entirely platonic, and everyone knew that this wasn't a choice you could fault Arthur for.

However,

It was very rare for a prince to have a soulmate within lower classes. So, when the magical orb showed Arthur Merlin, there were a ton of things they all learned that day, Arthur more than anyone else.

A) his soulmate was so attractive, Arthur felt drawn to even the picture of him

B) his soulmate was lower class

C) his soulmate was a man so it must be platonic, it absolutely wasn't

D) this was a man that would, from now on, be under Camelot's protection

The day Merlin stumbled into Camelot, the whispers began. Merlin, who was unaware of this tradition, just went to meet his uncle Gaius, only to have to save him from a heart attack via magic.

E) Gaius learns that Arthur's soulmate is a sorcerer.

No one tells Merlin anything. So, when he confronts Arthur about being a dick to Morris, Arthur first rolls his eyes at him, then does a double take and nearly impales himself with his sword.

Merlin finds his first days in Camelot quite disturbing

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I'm sure this already exists but anyways.

Merlin was raised among Dragonlords, at least for a good while. They are a mix of Dragon tamers and assassins and taught Merlin how to do both (also magic). He only ever went there over the summer to visit his father, who was banned from the kingdom, (His mother usually went with him for a couple days, but couldn't stay much longer because of the farm work.) but he had great potential and caught up to the other dragonlords easily.

Fast forward, Merlin is assigned Arthur's personal manservant and has a prophecy thrown at him by the dragon beneath the castle.

While hiding in plain sight, Merlin creates his alternate persona 'Emrys', the assassin who appears in random windows to kill Arthur's newest threat.

Arthur, none the wiser, only knows a man with yellow eyes, a mask and daggers is sneaking around him, protecting him with everything his father told him was evil.

Needless to say, Arthur is having a crisis. A very gay crisis, in fact. And because he thinks Merlin is a little like him (because of the stolen dresses and sneaking around), he tries to confide in him very subtly.

Arthur: Emrys, well... He's sort of ... A good looking fella.

Merlin: is he? Didn't you tell me he's wearing a mask?

Arthur: yes, but.... You know. He has - arms

Merlin: arms

Arthur: and legs

Merlin: ... I'm not sure that's as impressive as you claim it is. I have both of those two *wiggles his limbs*

Arthur: yes but his are - wait, actually you're very similar to him

Merlin: so, am I attractive too? *Lopsided grin*

Arthur: *gay panic intensifies*

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Pete: *stumbles into the main family house bloodied and bruised*

Porsche: OMG what happened to you?

Pete: Fell

Porsche: off a building?!

Pete: in love

Porsche: Honestly? Same.

Chay: *crying in the distance*