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hombre talks so nice abt colombia im like waos id love to visit n eat mojarra or whatever then he s like oop another small bussiness owner got murked today hit n run style & im like. waitttt nvm
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*Full Question: For people attracted to men, which part of the male body (Excluding genitals,) do you like the best?
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one of my friends gfs said she tried to dab him up like we do and it never works (its kinda our thing) well no shit my arm is heavy im a big bitch. also the way she kinda got insecure over it. man if youre taken you cant do shit with your friends
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why are you, as a man, visiting japan? im calling interpol
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for any homewrecking to be done, the cheating partner either 1. initiated contact with the intention of cheating or 2. positively responded to advances. like yeah agree thats on him
Its literally fine to be the other woman like thats on him
#they love raking on the woman tho because its easier#its the same women who think every girl is out to get their ugly ass boyfriends. deeply insecure
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i am by no means defending ariana grande but it鈥檚 just crazy how many people i鈥檝e seen saying that they can鈥檛 bring themselves to watch wicked bc she鈥檚 a homewrecker but will happily consume the content of male celebrities who have been proven to be abusers, rapists and/or misogynists. like having a messy dating life is soooo much worse than literally hitting women apparently lol
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at least i never faked an orgasm 馃毈 some of yall on the other hand ...
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flop blogger is a lifestyle it鈥檚 a state of mind it鈥檚 not quantifiable it鈥檚 got nothing to do with follower count or whatever. give me 50k i鈥檒l still find a way to post about something not a single soul on planet earth cares about
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Like please stay on task
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THEY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
i love reading tose proeski lyrics that are like the most basic stuff ever
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i love reading tose proeski lyrics that are like the most basic stuff ever
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its sooo funny when new yorkers clown on southerners like girl thats your cousin
a lot of new yorkers think of the city as some elevated part of the usa almost european..youre not n will never be european though
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a lot of new yorkers think of the city as some elevated part of the usa almost european..youre not n will never be european though
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