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[charmac]

My Season 16 Episode Summary "Predictions" as of the trailer release

Here we go, I'm gonna piece together what we know from BTS and the trailers and try and connect a few dots for my own "episode summaries", starting with what we know the most about:

1605 - "The Gang Goes Bowling": Dee puts together a girls' bowling team comprising of herself, Artemis, The Waitress, and Gail the Snail. The Guys (probably inviting themselves) bowl along side them, making everything a competition. The competition seems to move to the arcade at some point (and Dennis breaks his hand). The McPoyles work at (or own) the venue. There's slow-mo shots used and a flashback (as confirmed on TASP). Flashback is likely to some point between 1987-1990 and takes place at the same venue/arcade and a children's party room there. Guest starring Leo McElhenney (and based on, yk, familial relations, he's likely playing a young Mac). Also, Chili cheese fries.

"Bar Rescue: Paddy's Pub" / the MITM Episode: Paddy's is asked to be featured on the reality show (or some kind of similar show) Bar Rescue. The Gang are hesitant to get involved, as they're worried they'll come off looking like assholes/dumb (as they are) but are convinced with the draw of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul being involved with Dos Hombres Mezcal. Frank goes business man, with Charlie acting as his lackey and driver. Charlie mostly wants to be involved because he's convinced they're Hal and Malcolm. Mac and Dennis are trying their hardest to make Paddys look classy/impressive, acting as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar (the rich gay couple) who own Paddy's.

"The Gang Learn About Inflation": Frank discovers there's a toilet in Charlie's apartment. This turns to a fight/conversation about their living conditions/rent and the current increased cost of living. On a similar issue, Dee is dealing with rent control (in some way or another). Mac and Dennis are back to being stupid about things, and Frank tries to teach them about inflation. Somehow, inflatable objects get involved and subsequently run over.

1601 - "D.E.N.N.I.S System: Guys Edition": Dee and Mac are both embarrassing the shit out of themselves in the dating pool, and Dennis steps up to teach them what he knows. He gives them a lesson on the D.E.N.N.I.S System, revised to now work on men. Dee's date is absolutely horrible. Mac's is just as bad when he ends up having some kind of allergic reaction. (Frank/Charlie Plot tbd or as follows:)

"Charlie in his Americas/ US-Russia Relations": Charlie and Frank take a trip to Old Lady House and meet/celebrate Charlie's Sisters birthdays (ft. Uncle Jack). While there, they watch something on the TV that's Russian-US related and something happens that has the two of them go full-send invested in representing/supporting America and storming some kind of Russia UN building. This naturally turns into Frank firing his guns.

If this isn't 1601, This might be the same episode as...

"Poppins Dies": Mac's dog dying spurs a visit from Chase Utley, Animal Rights activist, and the two finally get to have a catch (albeit at the pet cemetery...)

"Dee Fights for Gender Equality": The Gang are in the car together. Charlie and Mac (and Frank?) go over to their moms' house where Bonnie injures herself. Dee is somehow involving herself in men's hockey, and fighting for the right for women to be involved. Gritty makes an appearance. Meanwhile Dennis is dealing with his own mental health. Almost certain this is when he takes a trip to a building and is doing squats out the front, holding a trash bag.

Still on the docket, not sure where or how to insert these at this point:

Beach episode or multiple scenes at the beach

Rickety Cricket

Dee and Frank break into a house

Asian Market

[anonymous-dentist]

So, hey, what do you think will be the outcome for the end of purgatory? I don't know if it will bring a next big event right away (since every cc participating have been dealing with so much stress and toxicity theses weeks and they really need a break), BUT if it does, I hope it will be something more puzzle or investigating that will be given in different ways to each cc that participated in the event, (Something like this youtube series "the Vault" i imagine) so maybe everyone end ups somewhere all alone and the purgatory was just a training to deal with the real shit.

I think it’ll be the eggs coming back and everybody going back to the island fundamentally changed. I think some stuff will happen with the black concrete’s big overarching plot, but we’ll go back to the individual lores everybody had going on. I’m not expecting anything Huge for a bit, actually, because a bunch of the American creators are gonna be busy soon with Thanksgiving and then there’s the holiday season coming up in December, and I really think the admins will give everybody some time to chill with their kids after this Horrifying Ordeal, yk?

I think with my blorbos specifically we’ll be getting more Resistance Lore, and we’ll get the return of the Spiderbit Serial Killers Arc, and then? Roier lore. He’s been using the Hombre Misterioso voice, man, I’m onto him!!!

But that’s just what I think.

[dorkhellbside]

yaoi the old man

actually. theres so many emo dirkhal posts about dirk getting old and dying which is FASCINATING bc hombre was more likely to die from getting tempted into eating a sea cucumber yk. no i want to see hal rizzing up this old ass fool in a rocking chair one million years in the future. actually he’d get cyborg enhancements what am i even saying.

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okay part.2 lets go

I'm addicted to you

Porque es un vicio tu piel

"I'm addicted to you

Because your skin is a vice"

next verse:

Por el puro placer de flotar Ahora si me llevó la corriente Ya no puedo dormir ni comer Como lo hace la gente decente

translation:

For the pure pleasure of floating

Now I'm carried away by the current

I can no longer sleep or eat

Like decent people do

literally the whole fandom dsjkhfdsjklj BYE, yk maybe samantha s.... even after they "broke up", she kept talking about him 😶

next verse:

Un recuerdo ha quedado Así como un broche prendido en mi almohada Y tú en cambio que tienes memoria de pez No te acuerdas de nada

translation:

and your memory has stayed in me

like a brooch attached to my pillow

But your memory is that of a fish

and you don't remember anything

I MEAN WE ALL KNOW THAT CHRIS HAS THIS CRAZY D POWER....and he's a little hoe so (but we respect that here)

Son tus manos de hombre

It's your manly hands

choke me

El olor de tu espalda

the smell of your back

i bet he smell so damn good ANYWAYS SJKDFH

Lo que no tiene nombre

Lo logró tu mirada

What doesn't have a name

Your look achieves it

addicted to you is about christopher velez part.1

most of yall probably know the song Addicted To You by Shakira and if not i recommend you to listen to it

but now we're going to dig a little deeper into the lyrics

the first verse:

Debe ser el perfume que usas O el agua con la que te bañas Pero cada cosita que haces A mí me parece una hazaña

translation:

It might be the perfume you use

or the water you bath in

but every little thing you do

seems like a feat to me

and i mean look at him

second verse:

Me besaste esa noche Cual si fuera el último día de tu boca Cada vez que yo me acuerdo Yo siento en mi pecho el peso de una roca

translation:

You kissed me that night

As if it was the last day of your mouth

Every time I remember

I feel in my chest the weight of a rock

YEP YEP

Son tus ojos marrones Esa veta verdosa

translation:

It's your brown eyes

With that greenish vein

Es tu cara de niño

it's your baby face

Y esa risa nerviosa

And that nervous laugh

there is a photo limit so the rest in the second post