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My Season 16 Episode Summary "Predictions" as of the trailer release

Here we go, I'm gonna piece together what we know from BTS and the trailers and try and connect a few dots for my own "episode summaries", starting with what we know the most about:

1605 - "The Gang Goes Bowling": Dee puts together a girls' bowling team comprising of herself, Artemis, The Waitress, and Gail the Snail. The Guys (probably inviting themselves) bowl along side them, making everything a competition. The competition seems to move to the arcade at some point (and Dennis breaks his hand). The McPoyles work at (or own) the venue. There's slow-mo shots used and a flashback (as confirmed on TASP). Flashback is likely to some point between 1987-1990 and takes place at the same venue/arcade and a children's party room there. Guest starring Leo McElhenney (and based on, yk, familial relations, he's likely playing a young Mac). Also, Chili cheese fries.

"Bar Rescue: Paddy's Pub" / the MITM Episode: Paddy's is asked to be featured on the reality show (or some kind of similar show) Bar Rescue. The Gang are hesitant to get involved, as they're worried they'll come off looking like assholes/dumb (as they are) but are convinced with the draw of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul being involved with Dos Hombres Mezcal. Frank goes business man, with Charlie acting as his lackey and driver. Charlie mostly wants to be involved because he's convinced they're Hal and Malcolm. Mac and Dennis are trying their hardest to make Paddys look classy/impressive, acting as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar (the rich gay couple) who own Paddy's.

"The Gang Learn About Inflation": Frank discovers there's a toilet in Charlie's apartment. This turns to a fight/conversation about their living conditions/rent and the current increased cost of living. On a similar issue, Dee is dealing with rent control (in some way or another). Mac and Dennis are back to being stupid about things, and Frank tries to teach them about inflation. Somehow, inflatable objects get involved and subsequently run over.

1601 - "D.E.N.N.I.S System: Guys Edition": Dee and Mac are both embarrassing the shit out of themselves in the dating pool, and Dennis steps up to teach them what he knows. He gives them a lesson on the D.E.N.N.I.S System, revised to now work on men. Dee's date is absolutely horrible. Mac's is just as bad when he ends up having some kind of allergic reaction. (Frank/Charlie Plot tbd or as follows:)

"Charlie in his Americas/ US-Russia Relations": Charlie and Frank take a trip to Old Lady House and meet/celebrate Charlie's Sisters birthdays (ft. Uncle Jack). While there, they watch something on the TV that's Russian-US related and something happens that has the two of them go full-send invested in representing/supporting America and storming some kind of Russia UN building. This naturally turns into Frank firing his guns.

If this isn't 1601, This might be the same episode as...

"Poppins Dies": Mac's dog dying spurs a visit from Chase Utley, Animal Rights activist, and the two finally get to have a catch (albeit at the pet cemetery...)

"Dee Fights for Gender Equality": The Gang are in the car together. Charlie and Mac (and Frank?) go over to their moms' house where Bonnie injures herself. Dee is somehow involving herself in men's hockey, and fighting for the right for women to be involved. Gritty makes an appearance. Meanwhile Dennis is dealing with his own mental health. Almost certain this is when he takes a trip to a building and is doing squats out the front, holding a trash bag.

Still on the docket, not sure where or how to insert these at this point:

Beach episode or multiple scenes at the beach

Rickety Cricket

Dee and Frank break into a house

Asian Market

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So, hey, what do you think will be the outcome for the end of purgatory? I don't know if it will bring a next big event right away (since every cc participating have been dealing with so much stress and toxicity theses weeks and they really need a break), BUT if it does, I hope it will be something more puzzle or investigating that will be given in different ways to each cc that participated in the event, (Something like this youtube series "the Vault" i imagine) so maybe everyone end ups somewhere all alone and the purgatory was just a training to deal with the real shit.

I think it’ll be the eggs coming back and everybody going back to the island fundamentally changed. I think some stuff will happen with the black concrete’s big overarching plot, but we’ll go back to the individual lores everybody had going on. I’m not expecting anything Huge for a bit, actually, because a bunch of the American creators are gonna be busy soon with Thanksgiving and then there’s the holiday season coming up in December, and I really think the admins will give everybody some time to chill with their kids after this Horrifying Ordeal, yk?

I think with my blorbos specifically we’ll be getting more Resistance Lore, and we’ll get the return of the Spiderbit Serial Killers Arc, and then? Roier lore. He’s been using the Hombre Misterioso voice, man, I’m onto him!!!

But that’s just what I think.

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yaoi the old man

actually. theres so many emo dirkhal posts about dirk getting old and dying which is FASCINATING bc hombre was more likely to die from getting tempted into eating a sea cucumber yk. no i want to see hal rizzing up this old ass fool in a rocking chair one million years in the future. actually he’d get cyborg enhancements what am i even saying.

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tag people you want to get to know better

tagged by @captain-apostrophe! <3

tagging (but only if you want to): @vexingcosmos, @spectralprongs,  @brehaaorgana ,  @grandsairs, @christinismithe, @serendipitysunnyflower and anyone else who wants to do it!! <33

your name and then what you would have named yourself: ana! i am good with my name tbh idk that i'd change it

astrological sign (sun/moon/rising if you know them): libra/leo/capricorn

when did you join tumblr and why?: i just checked and i have been a part of this hellsite since feb 2009 fladkfmaf i remember there was like a week that almost all of ontd_ffa joined @ once because one of us was like HEY THERES A COOL NEW SITE and i'm still here lmao

top 5 fandoms: like active fandoms or just Things I Like? obv rn like… mdzs/the untamed lmao, but also bnha and ffxv pero like in tiny circles??? idk fandom for me is better when u curate your experience, also yk when people are like hey what do u want for christmas and your brain decides it suddenly doesn't know anything? that's what my brain is doing right now lol, UHHHH lemme get back to you on the rest of them. OH i am also dipping my toes into the bts fandom with @spectralprongs's help!! <3 i'm also still very mad that in the flesh was canceled after 9 episodes

top 5 favorite films: pan's labyrinth, pacific rim, coco, jurassic park, the devil's backbone probably 

go to song when you wanna Feel something: when i want to feel WHAT THO? so many moods, so many songs if you get specific i might have a better answer lol

what’s your religion or faith if you have one?: i was raised catholic, so there's a flavor of catholic jokes that will always make me laugh

a song that makes you feel seen: la respuesta lmfaldfmllkm YO NO NECESITO UN HOMBRE QUE ME JODA

if you could have any career: i wanted to be a photographer traveling the world taking pics and getting paid for it, but idk i'm p ok where i am rn working in immigration law if only because i can help people

do you have a type?: sweet gremlin men with nice bone structure, women who could probably beat me up

what does your heart/soul yearn for: for unprecedented times to be OVER please a bitch is tired

if you had to describe yourself in 5 words to someone who doesn’t know you: I Cannot for some reason it's so hard for me to describe myself lol but if anyone else wants to answer this for me GO FOR IT

favorite subjects in school: photography! art! languages! english! french! music classes!

where does your soul feel most at home: anywhere i can relax with my favorite people <3  

top 5 fictional characters:                                        

top 3 moments in a show that made you ugly cry: OOF moments??? the first ep of futurama with seymour the dog, the season finales of itf, idk i try not to watch shows that are going to make me sad lmao i'm cheating and putting the beginning of up here too

the earth, the sun, the moon or the stars: the earth we are not nice enough to her she's doing her best!!!! the stars are a close second but i don't get to look @ them enough thanks light pollution

favorite kind of weather: SNOWSTORM you can spend all day playing in it and then be cozy inside after with blankets and soup

top 3 characters you relate to: I CHANGED THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I DIDN’T LIKE HOW IT WAS WORDED LMAO but every oldest sibling from the untamed who raised their younger siblings oldest siblings deserve financial compensation!!!, prob the weasley twins who are v smart but also v much not about their grades lol (that's 6 it counts)

favorite medium of art: all of them i refuse to pick one!!! well no i can tell u my least favorite art medium is art made from trash and/or period blood

introvert/extrovert/ambivert: extrovert allegedly

a favorite literary quote: bruh i haven't read an actual book in SO LONG i need to make more time to read

some of your favorite books: remind me about this one i am at work and have forgotten every single book i've ever read

if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?: i think i'm ok here! i love traveling and visiting new places, but i live super close to a big city and i like having Four Seasons (total landscaping ladfkamdf i'm sorry it was right there)

if you could live in any time in history when would it be?: mmm like cap said, history hasn't been particularly good to female-presenting people, and i'm gonna add that it's also been sorta terrible to not white people. NOT THAT NOW GOING PARTICULARLY WELL LMAO BUT UHHHH. if i could go just like watch history, maybe a period when art/music was having a big boom

if you could play any instrument masterfully it would be: piano!!! i have one but i can only play by ear lmao (it was an inheritance) i should be able to read music after many years playing different instruments but nope none of it stuck

if you have one, what mythological god or goddess do you feel a connection to: i do not have one

and lastly, favorite recent selfie in your camera roll: all of my recent selfies have been mask selfies i sent kie or pics of office puppy on the selfie camera WHOOPS i don't really take selfies

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okay part.2 lets go

I'm addicted to you

Porque es un vicio tu piel

"I'm addicted to you

Because your skin is a vice"

next verse:

Por el puro placer de flotar Ahora si me llevó la corriente Ya no puedo dormir ni comer Como lo hace la gente decente

translation:

For the pure pleasure of floating

Now I'm carried away by the current

I can no longer sleep or eat

Like decent people do

literally the whole fandom dsjkhfdsjklj BYE, yk maybe samantha s.... even after they "broke up", she kept talking about him 😶

next verse:

Un recuerdo ha quedado Así como un broche prendido en mi almohada Y tú en cambio que tienes memoria de pez No te acuerdas de nada

translation:

and your memory has stayed in me

like a brooch attached to my pillow

But your memory is that of a fish

and you don't remember anything

I MEAN WE ALL KNOW THAT CHRIS HAS THIS CRAZY D POWER....and he's a little hoe so (but we respect that here)

Son tus manos de hombre

It's your manly hands

choke me

El olor de tu espalda

the smell of your back

i bet he smell so damn good ANYWAYS SJKDFH

Lo que no tiene nombre

Lo logró tu mirada

What doesn't have a name

Your look achieves it

addicted to you is about christopher velez part.1

most of yall probably know the song Addicted To You by Shakira and if not i recommend you to listen to it

but now we're going to dig a little deeper into the lyrics

the first verse:

Debe ser el perfume que usas O el agua con la que te bañas Pero cada cosita que haces A mí me parece una hazaña

translation:

It might be the perfume you use

or the water you bath in

but every little thing you do

seems like a feat to me

and i mean look at him

second verse:

Me besaste esa noche Cual si fuera el último día de tu boca Cada vez que yo me acuerdo Yo siento en mi pecho el peso de una roca

translation:

You kissed me that night

As if it was the last day of your mouth

Every time I remember

I feel in my chest the weight of a rock

YEP YEP

Son tus ojos marrones Esa veta verdosa

translation:

It's your brown eyes

With that greenish vein

Es tu cara de niño

it's your baby face

Y esa risa nerviosa

And that nervous laugh

there is a photo limit so the rest in the second post