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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
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“I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it’s just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile.” —Freddie Mercury
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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look tom cardy has a lot of goodies but this remains my favorite
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some tom cardy out of context because I just think he's neat
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That moment when you realize Hatchetfield, Twisted and Firebringer all share an interconnected universe.
Come see the show live in Chicago!
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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.
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this is soooo on brand for them
From Smosh’s tiktok but it won’t let me paste the link?
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pscentral event 09: comfort | comfort movie. ❤️
GONCHAROV (1973).
— dir. Martin Scorsese.
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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind
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