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apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard
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to ensure celibacy before any potential sexual encounters I intentionally scald my tongue on hot soup to prevent any oral servicing, intentionally aggravate my carpal tunnel to prevent any digital engagement, intentionally lance a hemorrhoid to prevent any anal play, intentionally bruise my penis with a tennis racket to prevent any penisary contact, and don chastity panties to obstruct my ravenous, cavernous, yaoi hole
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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol
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he really lights up a room
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GILLIAN ANDERSON as DANA SCULLY The X Files, ‘War of the Coprophages’
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there’s a monster inside all of us.
prints + merch + commission info pinned to profile :)
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