7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat
Street Bird Activities
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I refuse to come up with anything clever nor do I care about how I’m perceived on this blog in the least // If you follow a fanfic blog and get followed by me shortly after, that fanfic blog is probably mine, they’re all side blogs // Adult
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 5 hours ago
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 19 hours ago
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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine
bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 19 hours ago
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 19 hours ago
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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what does being high feel like
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 days ago
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(From Twitter)
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 days ago
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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 days ago
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 5 days ago
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 6 days ago
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 6 days ago
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I'm curious what y'all's non-fandom special interests are, mine is snakes (and reptiles in general but mostly snakes, specifically garter snakes, and other natricines).
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 6 days ago
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how it feels to not gives a fuck or shit
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 6 days ago
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A meeting of dragons.
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 6 days ago
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The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 7 days ago
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7-birds-in-a-trenchcoat · 8 days ago
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rubbing my penis
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