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I refuse to come up with anything clever nor do I care about how I’m perceived on this blog in the least // If you follow a fanfic blog and get followed by me shortly after, that fanfic blog is probably mine, they’re all side blogs // Adult
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this is so fucking funny I love sharks
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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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despite the director having a pretty strong southern accent, neither church nor epsilon have a southern accent. I'm sure there are many ways this could be explained away but i think the funniest option is that he's faking it.
#one of my friends has this theory that sarge is one of the AI units#and the aspect of the Director that he got#was the southerness#and that’s it
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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment
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understand: if we are driving somewhere and you turn on a fucking audiobook without at least asking first i am blowing you up with my mind.
#okay so as someone who has tried to listen to Let’s Read Homestuck over the aux#it’s really confusing without the visuals#don’t do it#it’s just boring
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a miracle child who was born immune to car accidents has become a target of neighborhood drivers as they happily plow into him and watch him get up and smile and flip them a quarter
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#one time I had cramps so bad I started dry heaving#up until I stopped having them I regularly had them so bad that they’d incapacitate me#uhhhh that is followed in a close second by food poisoning
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all of this is /j and /lh!!
edit: just realized thay capitalization's not a thing on tumblr whoops. that explains why i haven't seen it on here tho lol
also how did 0.3 of you choose it if it doesn't exist that's like 3.5 thousand and oh my god how are there this many of y'all
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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes
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#straight Fuckin zero on that speech check dude#this line delivery makes me screech laugh every time I hear it btw
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I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.
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