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I just saw @marvelousmissmayday out and about in the Lust Ring with some nobody hellhound!! WHy nOt MEEEEE https://tinyurl.com/4ma9rd3v

BREAKING NEWS

“I’m your host Katie Killjoy.”

“Tom Trench here, cohosting.”

“Thanks to one of our previous segment, we were able to gain intel regarding little miss maggotlicker.”

“That’s gross Katie.”

“Just like you, Tom.”

*cue Tom hunching his shoulders and looking down*

“Anyways, with our cut throat reporting, we were able to confirm these allegations with photo evidence.”

“Due to someone breathing through their mask too heavily and fogging the camera lenses, we were unable to gain intel on the actual hellhound in question.”

“What does this mean for the viewers at home?”

“We’re offering an exclusive reward. You will receive THIS mug…” Tom smiles, holding up his personal collectors mug.

“No one gives a shit about the the porcelaine piece of shit between your pinchers Tom.” Katie breaks at the neck.

“More importantly, you’ll receive a complimentary interview with yours truly. All for a simple exchange of information on this hellhound.”

“ Happy hunting!”

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SPILL-A-THON WINNER!

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“A day late and a dollar short, Tom Trench here to bring you the results of our most recent competition.”

“Our winner has won a ten year supply hellfire fuel energy drinks, in exchange for an interview of course.”

“Drum roll please.”

*cue complete silence in the studio where everyone just stares at Tom*

“Milk. It’s the Milker.”

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Heheheh -🏡

BREAKING NEWS

“We’re live in the studio where we just received word of an active bomb threat as a result of our Spill-a-thon segment.”

“We assure you that we plan to investigate these claims thoroughly.”

“I’ve got one word for you Tom!”

“RATINGS!”

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You didn’t hear it from me, but @prince-pruflas ‘s hair? Fake as hell! -💙❤️‍🔥

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Next scoop on our Spill-a-thon:

Wig or Toupee?

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@maidniffty has been using dead roaches as dolls since she got the job at the hotel. @ask-charliemorningstar has been watching all of the shows she puts on once a week. Apparently they have higher reviews than @official-alastor’s radio show. -🪳

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CRAZY SHIT AT THE HAPLESS HOTEL

“Our team is proud to bring you the hottest news thus far from our Spill-a-thon!”

“Call Washed up Wireless himself at the number listed below to let him know your opinion on the ratings.”

Please note: This image contains no new information and cannot reflect on the co-stars as this information is being released by news station as a whole.

(( @official-alastor ))

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KATIE!!! NUMBER 40 PLEASE!!!

Q: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

A: “You think I’d give anyone outside a free show of this?”

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for the ask game: Katie: 55 Tom: 62 Both: 16

Q: Are you mean?

A: “Ha!”

Q: What makes you happy?

A: “My priceless collection of vintage mugs.”

Q: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

A: “Warm but a bit tense. Especially when I’m around” (points at killjoy inconspicuously)

A: “I feel invigorated, strong.. what is this therapy?”

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Pssst. This is totally not an ad or anything but @exorcist-milan420 sells some dope shit. -💥🔥

CRACK KILLS BUT WE’RE ALL DEAD ANYWAYS!

“Exorcist Milan is Prides new Dope man.”

“The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.”

“Do you even know what that means Tom?”

“What?”

🤷‍♂️

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@ask-king-paimon never washes his @seraphim-sarai body pillow.

“Ew…” Killjoy fights to not gag on camera.

“We can run this but we can’t cover the CEO thing?”

*camera man nods*

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RELUCTANT NEWS: PAIMON 🤢

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@askoverlordvox still doesn’t have a Wiki page! Can you believe it! -😈

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BREAKING NEWS: BIG TECH CEO DOESN’T HAVE HIS SHIT TOGETHER

“Katie we can’t run this.”

“Pussies”

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��Ava! Katie killjoy from 666 News Now. You’re live on the air! I have a handful of questions from your growing fan base. Exactly how much milk do you produce? Do you produce a specific kind of milk? Soy perhaps? If your production is high enough… do I really have to ask this?”

Katie blinks at the producers.

“Would you be willing to sell your product to members of your fan base?”

Tom smiles nervously.

(( @exorcist-ava ))

MILKY BOY AVAAAAA -🥛

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AVA’S FANS GO WILD

“Reports are flooding the studio. Fans have asked many questions regarding the milk.”

“Perhaps we need a demonstration to really understand…”

“Don’t be fucking weird Tom.”

“Anyways! We’re reaching out for all you milk lovers! Can we Ava on the line?”

(( @exorcist-ava ))

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MILKY BOY AVAAAAA -🥛

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AVA’S FANS GO WILD

“Reports are flooding the studio. Fans have asked many questions regarding the milk.”

“Perhaps we need a demonstration to really understand…”

“Don’t be fucking weird Tom.”

“Anyways! We’re reaching out for all you milk lovers! Can we Ava on the line?”

(( @exorcist-ava ))

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Rumor has it @whiskey4whiskers doesn’t have a license to make drinks and serve liquor to the hotel guests.

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UNLICENSED FUR AND FLEAS

“This just in, as if the regular frothy furballs aren’t bad enough, Husk has been serving on an expired license.”

“That’s right Katie, my sources say that there was an incident regarding drinking while serving back in ‘09. I don’t see the pro-.”

“Of course you don’t Tom. Stay tuned for more segments of Spill-a-thon!”

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@ask-the-king-of-hell is gay. GAYGAYHOMOSEXUALGAY. -🌈

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TONIGHTS HEADLINER: THE KING OF PRIDE COMES OUT

Please note: 666 News Now cannot be held liable for possible miss information and acts produced by the spread of miss information.

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@exorcist-ava is milkable. He milks.

“Oh the freaks are gonna eat this one up”

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BREAKING NEWS

“Killjoy here, live in the studio and we have reports coming in saying that Ava is milkable. Luckily we have Tom in the field investigating these alleged reports. Tom?”

“Just how milkable are you Ava?”

*disconnect and microphone screech*

“It appears we’ve lost our connection. Stay tuned to see what’s next in for our Spill-a-thon!”

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Competition

Do you have so juicy gossip brewing?

666 News Now is hosting their first ever Spill-a-thon!

No matter how small or mundane, we want you to dish. Not true? We don’t care. It’s time to stir up some shit.

Submit your entry in Q&A and we’ll keep you completely anonymous. Follow your submission with an emoji and we’ll reveal the winner 10 days from now.

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Q&A With Katie and Tom!

Send the number through asks and our co-stars will respond during commercial breaks. Be sure to include who you’re asking and hit that follow button to stay updated on all of Prides latest news.

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?