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BREAKING NEWS
âIâm Tom Trench!â
âAnd Iâm Katie Killjoy. Thatâs right folks, Iâm back from vacation after that freak accident with the rabbit. While Tom was in the studio sitting on his ass, yours truly went into the field to get you an exclusive sneak peak at the happenings of one hellish masquerade ball.â
âNo Katie, I was there too.â
âHeh? You could have fooled me Tom. An extensive list of guest ranging from Deadly sins to heavenly royalty to sinners were spotted at the event.â
âWhy yes Katie. Leviathan opened access to the Court of Envy to practically anyone for their auction event where a painting, a sackbut and a dance was auctioned off to the highest bidderâ
âThe auction was quickly followed by two spider demons getting frisky on the dance floor. A sinner was shot to death, an Angel was kidnapped and Leviathan has a weird rubber chicken fetish. Am I missing anything Tom?â
Tom raises their hand and opens their mouth to begin speaking. Killjoy cuts them off.
âWell there you have it folks. Tune in next time for an interview with Lusts very own embodiment, Ass-modius.â
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She looks down at the heart shaped card in disgust.
Iâm sure you are big guy.
Katie pats Asmodius on the chest and walks away leaving him to wonder what she meant by that.
~The Dance~
Leviathan stands from their throne. Behind them servants move Leviathanâs throne and the waterfall behind it splits open revealing grand doors wide enough to fit a crowd through.
âCongratulations to the auction winners and thank you to those who donated, Emily the seraphim for the sackbut that you won back so⌠valiantly, and Asmodeus for your best dancer! Payment will be accepted through the clerk of the court and then the first dance will commence! Please, enjoy the open bar and hors dâoeuvres, theyâre special treats sent in from Gluttony and Wrath. May tonight bring you everything you want and nothing you deserve!â
Leviathan spins, his dress twirling behind him as he makes his way through the split falls and enters through doors as they open, as if parting solely for him.
On the other side of the threshold is the ballroom. A simple platform is set with a chair where the first dance will commence, though few notice. Many looking to the ceiling, an ocean in the sky filled with bioluminescence swirling above the crowd.
âHit it DJ Slime!â
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Killjoy pulls her mask on a stick down from her face to get a better look at Asmodius.
Tell you what, Iâll tell you all about the little shit storm at the station if you give me an interview. Deal?
(( @ask-modeus ))
~The Dance~
Leviathan stands from their throne. Behind them servants move Leviathanâs throne and the waterfall behind it splits open revealing grand doors wide enough to fit a crowd through.
âCongratulations to the auction winners and thank you to those who donated, Emily the seraphim for the sackbut that you won back so⌠valiantly, and Asmodeus for your best dancer! Payment will be accepted through the clerk of the court and then the first dance will commence! Please, enjoy the open bar and hors dâoeuvres, theyâre special treats sent in from Gluttony and Wrath. May tonight bring you everything you want and nothing you deserve!â
Leviathan spins, his dress twirling behind him as he makes his way through the split falls and enters through doors as they open, as if parting solely for him.
On the other side of the threshold is the ballroom. A simple platform is set with a chair where the first dance will commence, though few notice. Many looking to the ceiling, an ocean in the sky filled with bioluminescence swirling above the crowd.
âHit it DJ Slime!â
#lutuals#lutualverse#hazbin hotel rp#saving nessie#ask modeus#asmodeus rp#iâd kill for katie killjoy#katie killjoy#katie is amazing#deadlylevi
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âKatie Killjoyâ she looks Ozzie up and down. âWhy? You want an exclusive?â
(( @ask-modeus ))
~The Dance~
Leviathan stands from their throne. Behind them servants move Leviathanâs throne and the waterfall behind it splits open revealing grand doors wide enough to fit a crowd through.
âCongratulations to the auction winners and thank you to those who donated, Emily the seraphim for the sackbut that you won back so⌠valiantly, and Asmodeus for your best dancer! Payment will be accepted through the clerk of the court and then the first dance will commence! Please, enjoy the open bar and hors dâoeuvres, theyâre special treats sent in from Gluttony and Wrath. May tonight bring you everything you want and nothing you deserve!â
Leviathan spins, his dress twirling behind him as he makes his way through the split falls and enters through doors as they open, as if parting solely for him.
On the other side of the threshold is the ballroom. A simple platform is set with a chair where the first dance will commence, though few notice. Many looking to the ceiling, an ocean in the sky filled with bioluminescence swirling above the crowd.
âHit it DJ Slime!â
#lutuals#lutualverse#hazbin hotel rp#saving nessie#ask modeus#asmodeus rp#iâd kill for katie killjoy#katie killjoy#katie is amazing
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Killjoy flashes her press badge to Karen. Karen, frankly not giving a shit, letâs Katie walk in with her stolen invitation.
âWell that was easy!â
Killjoy takes note of guests at the party angels, demons, winners and sinners and starts thinking about her next News Conference. She knows one thing for sure, this will be ground breaking.
As you step forth into the large arch of the entry door for the Court of Envy, you hear a loud man from a bus pulling in.
âEY! Thanks for riding the Ernest party busâ˘ď¸! This is you. Iâll be going back and forth all night so Iâll catch you when I see you. Donât forget to tip your driver.â
A crowd of sinners stumble out of the party bus and begin their ascent to the front door with invitations in hand. Karen, the clerk of the court, stands at the door with a clipboard.
âInvitation?â She says in an apathetic, monotone voice. You hand her the black card. âWelcome to the court of envy⌠weâre so glad you could make itâŚâ she says in a rehearsed, raspy manner tilting her head slightly to the side. âNEXT!â
As you enter the palace there is a hallway ((first image shown)) where you are able to hand off your coat and personal effects. As you glide eagerly through the palace, you are able to follow signs pointing to a large room ((second image shown)) where you are able to begin mingling freely.
(( Happy Samhain and I hope all of your OCs get white girl wasted <3))
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Katie looks up from her slot machine to see an intern holding a small stolen invitation.
Killjoy cashed out her machine and stands.
Looks like I have a Ball to attend.
What about Vox?
What about him?
The Enchanted Envy Masquerade Charity Ball Invitation
By Deadliness Decree,
You and a party of one are cordially invited to attend the grand celebration of the return of Leviathan. Join us for an evening of elegance, music and dance. This prestigious charity event will donate all proceeds to the conservation of the Loch Ness Monster. Behold a celebration of Envy, it shall be a cut above the rest.
You will be expected to arrive promptly at 10:00pm (EST â Envy standard time) at the Court of Envy dressed in black tie. Kindly RSVP by October 29th to the Court of Envy via Karen, the clerk of the court.
By order of The Deadly Leviathan,
The Court of Envy
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Vox,
Itâs no problem at all. Come hell or high water Iâll be there, Sir!
TT
(( @askoverlordvox ))
Vox hears a knocking at the front door as someone sets out a bouquet of flowers and a note signed:
Hi Vox,
I just wanted to say thank you for being on the show! Your presence not only brought depth to the discussion, but also made it a lot more fun. I guess I really canât compete with a boss who has both brains and charm!
Letâs chat about how I can bring that same energy to our next project. Maybe over lunch?
Thank you,
TT
(( @666-newsnow ))
Vox raises a brow but can't help but smile. While Katie's... mercurial attitude was good for viral clips, Tom's dedication to the craft kept 666 news somewhat focused on the news. But, that little twink had a habit of being a bit... thirsty.
He sets the flowers down on his desk and pulls up his calendar. Yeah... he can do lunch...
He sits at his desk and quickly pulls up a restaurant he's been meaning to try- it's always good to keep an eye on nice places popping up in the Pride Ring. He makes a reservation, then forwards the details to Tom.
Tom,
Lunch sounds good. Let me know if this works for your schedule. If you've got some ideas to bring to the table, I look forward to hearing them.
-Vox
#ask overlord vox#vox has eyes everywhere#oh look.. tomâs here too#ask blog#lutualverse#lutual news
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Katie looks from the now black screen back to where Vox had once stood.
Now cautious of the many cameras around her, she refrains from fully shifting into her demonic form. Cracking can still be heard throughout the studio as she seethes.
I bet youâre loving this TOM.
Vox emerges from the camera in a flurry of sparks, his eyes glowing red as his gaze fixates on Katie.
"What. Did you do. To the bunny?"
((@askoverlordvox))
The what now?
(( @askoverlordvox ))
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Firstly, boss⌠she stands from her seat.
You asked ME for an interview with the understanding that I would provide ratings and boost your little show. Did I not deliver?
Tom watches as he sips on his coffee.
Secondly, calling smiles and putting the radio demons number on the air was a stroke of genius for this station. This type of content is exactly what the sinners and hellions of Pride look forward to when they tune in to our show. Who would I be if I didnât deliver? Iâm doing my JOB.
Tom backs away slowly from the desk as Katie inches closer to Vox.
Sorry you got your little feelings hurt or what ever, but if youâd pull your head out of your ass maybe this company wouldnât be turning into such a shit show.
You donât want me to hit bunnyâs, keep them the FUCK off my desk. Youâd think Voxtekâ˘ď¸ INC would have better security in their own facilities. Ha!
Oh, and real cute bring up my contract. Go ahead. Maim me you square fuck, just try not to get the face. Wouldnât want the viewers to know that all of that âcharacter growthâ from your interview was just for show.
Tom looks at her wearing a look of âyou dumb bitch.â
(( @askoverlordvox ))
Vox emerges from the camera in a flurry of sparks, his eyes glowing red as his gaze fixates on Katie.
"What. Did you do. To the bunny?"
((@askoverlordvox))
The what now?
(( @askoverlordvox ))
#ask overlord vox#katie killjoy#oh look.. tomâs here too#lutualverse#lutual news#vox has eyes everywhere#iâd kill for katie killjoy#katie is amazing
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Vox emerges from the camera in a flurry of sparks, his eyes glowing red as his gaze fixates on Katie.
"What. Did you do. To the bunny?"
((@askoverlordvox))
The what now?
(( @askoverlordvox ))
#katie killjoy#lutualverse#iâd kill for katie killjoy#lutual news#oh look.. tomâs here too#katie is amazing#ask overlord vox#vox has eyes everywhere
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Tom has the same hairstyle as Earth Politician Donald TrumpâŚ
Not saying anything about either, just noting that.
Killjoy nearly spits out her coffee and begins laughing hysterically throwing her head back.
Katie thinks the comparison of Tom to the Earthly Cheeto is hilarious and she plans to add this to her repertoire.ďżźShe breaks long enough to say:
You have potential kid. Maybe I can pull some strings. Iâm looking for a new coffee bitch.
#katie killjoy#lutualverse#iâd kill for katie killjoy#lutual news#oh look.. tomâs here too#katie is amazing
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Tom receives a ping and finds a message from his boss. Heâs near giddy upon reading it and tries to play it cool.
Vox,
That sounds perfect, I really appreciate you taking the time! Iâll be sure to have a couple of thoughts ready, but Iâm sure your insights will outshine anything I bring. Just let me know when it suits you!
TT
(( @askoverlordvox ))
Vox hears a knocking at the front door as someone sets out a bouquet of flowers and a note signed:
Hi Vox,
I just wanted to say thank you for being on the show! Your presence not only brought depth to the discussion, but also made it a lot more fun. I guess I really canât compete with a boss who has both brains and charm!
Letâs chat about how I can bring that same energy to our next project. Maybe over lunch?
Thank you,
TT
(( @666-newsnow ))
Vox raises a brow but can't help but smile. While Katie's... mercurial attitude was good for viral clips, Tom's dedication to the craft kept 666 news somewhat focused on the news. But, that little twink had a habit of being a bit... thirsty.
He sets the flowers down on his desk and pulls up his calendar. Yeah... he can do lunch...
He sits at his desk and quickly pulls up a restaurant he's been meaning to try- it's always good to keep an eye on nice places popping up in the Pride Ring. He makes a reservation, then forwards the details to Tom.
Tom,
Lunch sounds good. Let me know if this works for your schedule. If you've got some ideas to bring to the table, I look forward to hearing them.
-Vox
#ask overlord vox#vox has eyes everywhere#ask blog#lutualverse#oh look.. tomâs here too#lutual news
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Tom, I figured out who stole your coffee on Tuesday.
IT WAS ME, DIO!! ANON!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Tom looks down at his cup of coffee on the deskâŚ
Are you going to steal this one too? HahaâŚ
Tom is decidedly displeased and unamused.
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Killjoy takes one look at the little fluff ball and thinks âI wonder how far I could kick itâŚâ
Tom looks at Katie in anticipatory horror and thinks âGod, I hope this isnât like the bug with her penâŚâ
And weâre live in 3âŚ
Katie slams her hand against the bunny, propelling it off the desk and across the the studio floor while screaming.
2âŚ
With an audible âeumphâ from spooky Katie slides back into her of the desk.
1âŚ
Katie and Tom begin speaking as if the bunny was never there.
(( @spookypumpkinbun ))
An orange bunny hops onto their table while Katie and Tom were in the middle of filming. Her green nose twitches as she looks at Killjoy, completely unbothered that she interrupted their show.
@spookypumpkinbun
A camera man noticing the orange menace rushes the two news anchor to cut to a break. Killjoy frustratingly obliges when she sees something out of the corner of her eye and she turns her head in a sharp whipping motion.
What the fuck is that?
Katie says as she slams her seat into Tomâs while he braces himself for whatever chaos may ensue next.
(( @spookypumpkinbun ))
#iâd kill for katie killjoy#katie killjoy#lutualverse#lutual news#oh look.. tomâs here too#katie is amazing#orangemenace#bunny#ask overlord vox#vox2nite
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An orange bunny hops onto their table while Katie and Tom were in the middle of filming. Her green nose twitches as she looks at Killjoy, completely unbothered that she interrupted their show.
@spookypumpkinbun
A camera man noticing the orange menace rushes the two news anchor to cut to a break. Killjoy frustratingly obliges when she sees something out of the corner of her eye and she turns her head in a sharp whipping motion.
What the fuck is that?
Katie says as she slams her seat into Tomâs while he braces himself for whatever chaos may ensue next.
(( @spookypumpkinbun ))
#iâd kill for katie killjoy#katie killjoy#lutualverse#lutual news#oh look.. tomâs here too#katie is amazing#orangemenace#bunny
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Katie,
Grab Tom. I need some co-hosts for Vox 2 Nite. I'm rolling out a new public relations campaign and there's a few personal updates I need to settle. Start with softball questions before you start hammering away.
Do NOT disappoint.
-Vox
((@askoverlordvox))
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Good Afternoon!
Katie Killjoy here and Iâll be your host.
And Iâm Tom Trench. Youâre watching a very special broadcast brought to you by Voxtek â˘ď¸ INC!
Thatâs right Tom.
Tonightâs feature will include Vox 2 Nite starring our very own Vox.
Itâs great to have you live in the studio Vox!
(( @askoverlordvox ))
#ask overlord vox#katie killjoy#alastor the radio demon#oh look.. tomâs here too#lutualverse#lutual news#vox2nite#radiostatic#employee benefits#dated tech
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Before closing, for the pleasure of the viewers, weâd like to take a moment to admire an honorable mention from tonightâs show.
Look at thatâs lightning bug ass!
And with that, good evening and thank you from 666 News.
(( @askoverlordvox ))
Katie,
Grab Tom. I need some co-hosts for Vox 2 Nite. I'm rolling out a new public relations campaign and there's a few personal updates I need to settle. Start with softball questions before you start hammering away.
Do NOT disappoint.
-Vox
((@askoverlordvox))
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Good Afternoon!
Katie Killjoy here and Iâll be your host.
And Iâm Tom Trench. Youâre watching a very special broadcast brought to you by Voxtek â˘ď¸ INC!
Thatâs right Tom.
Tonightâs feature will include Vox 2 Nite starring our very own Vox.
Itâs great to have you live in the studio Vox!
(( @askoverlordvox ))
#ask overlord vox#katie killjoy#alastor the radio demon#oh look.. tomâs here too#lutualverse#lutual news#vox2nite#radiostatic#employee benefits#dated tech
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