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going wild on a saturday night

*glass of bourbon*

*wikipedia page for 'photon'*

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let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

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dolly parton isn’t in star wars

Dolly Parton is the living embodiment of the Force

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might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

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always some kind of fucking temperature

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the reason people consistently, even to these days, forget that the muppets are you know, puppets are cause the puppeteers lean in as far as they can to act as if they ARE the puppet. i’d compare it to suit/method acting but not using it as a excuse to be a creep. 

Like when bill barretta is performing rowlf the dog he is a slightly sour pianist canine who likes to be a sarcastic twat sometimes it goes like that for all of them

their also real ya know

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Soup is for cups people vs. soup is for bowls people: FIGHT

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finding this in a dying soldiers wallet

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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

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Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?

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