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I HAVE A NEW THOUGHT! (So sorry y’all are going to get tired of me.)

PLEASE CORRECT ME IF WRONG BUT IF WISPS (I’ve been calling them spirits) CAN BE PUT INTO ANYTHING, COULD MY ROOK PUT A WISP INTO A DOLL OR SOMETHING????

(Once again I am so sorry for the spamming in the tags but I don’t have a friend to talk dragon age with.)

I WAS ALREADY HAVING THE THOUGHT OF MAKING MY ROOK’S MOM AS A DOLL MAKER, WHAT IF, SINCE SHES IN THE MOURNWATCH, SHE PUTS WISPS (like Manfred) IN DOLLS INSTEAD OF SKELETONS????

AND SHE COULD MAKE ONE FOR HER SON AND HIS LOVER!!!!

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WAIT CAN SPIRITS POSSESS LIKE ANYTHING????? CAUSE I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA IF THEY CAN!!!

Please tell me if this could or could not happen in the Dragon Age universe but

I IMAGINE MY ROOK (who is mournwatch) HAVING A LITTLE SPIRIT GET ATTACHED TO HIM AND ITS LIKE A SPIRIT OF A BABY GIRL AND HE AND EMMRICH PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE BABY SKELETON BODY FOR HER AND THEY ADOPT HER AND TAKE CARE OF HER AND AHHH I LOVE FOUND FAMILY!

ALSO BIG BROTHER MANFRED MAKING HER CLOTHES!!!!! AHHHHHH!

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Please tell me if this could or could not happen in the Dragon Age universe but

I IMAGINE MY ROOK (who is mournwatch) HAVING A LITTLE SPIRIT GET ATTACHED TO HIM AND ITS LIKE A SPIRIT OF A BABY GIRL AND HE AND EMMRICH PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE BABY SKELETON BODY FOR HER AND THEY ADOPT HER AND TAKE CARE OF HER AND AHHH I LOVE FOUND FAMILY!

ALSO BIG BROTHER MANFRED MAKING HER CLOTHES!!!!! AHHHHHH!

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I’m making bots of Emmrich on janitor ai 👀

It’s probably going to be mostly male pov cause I like to write him as a dominant bottom, but I’ll leave it gender neutral, just in case.

Any requests?? 🤔

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Muthafuckers in the fandom looking at Emmrich like he’s their Gomez Addams and I’m like no no no, you’re wrong. Emmrich is not Gomez Addams…Emmrich is Morticia Addams. And Rook is the Gomez to his Morticia. Get it right.

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The things I’d do to this man 😫

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You know I’m obsessed with a character when I start making fan kids for them and my oc 😃

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gonna to be his Gomez

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after much consideration i've decided that emmrich is my spooky goth wife and i would do anything for him.

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Manfred going into Emmrich’s room in the early hours of the morning to give him his daily breakfast tea just to see his boss getting slammed down big style by Rook

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you thought lucanis had the corner on big brown sad wet puppy eyes???? check again bitch!

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Do not let anyone drive you away from fucking that old man in the coming months my brethren

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Fic idea where Rook removes every ring with their teeth

I'm staring impolitely. Lewdly you could say

My hand kink returning full force guys I'm cooked

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something i was thinking about while playing stardew- i wish the characters would react if you named your kids after them. like, i married alex, right? so my kids names are eve (derivative of evelyn) and georgie (nickname for george) after alex's grandparents, and i just wish they could like... react to it. i think it'd be cute. it'd be a nice easter egg, if nothing else.