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new manager says we need to start sending people home for not writing on cups...... ok get ready to close the store at 3pm king
#like human to human. i think hes a chill dude. as a MANAGER??????? i have a lot of notes#he speaks#work tag
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LEWIS HAMILTON | Post-qualifying interview Hungary GP 2025
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me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah
me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate
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coworker thats bad at his job went to the bathroom for ~20 minutes~ right before a shift change leaving us in an absolute lurch and apparently this is an ongoing problem he's been spoken to before about
#like if its a medical issue i get it but if its impeding work that much you need formal documentation#he speaks#work tag
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no because the mutual gets benefit of the doubt the op does not
that's right. i believe my mutual to be a complex human being. the op of posts that piss me off is likely some kind of ogre or beast and a threat to the whole village
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well trained

oscar piastri/mark webber | rated: e | 3.8k
Mark called Oscar that in bed sometimes. His good boy. Usually whenever they were trying something new. The first time Oscar sucked Mark off. The first time Mark fucked him. The first time Oscar let Mark eat him out. It made Oscar feel like one of Mark’s dogs, hearing Mark say in his gruff voice, That’s it, there’s a good boy. It was humiliating how quickly Oscar came when Mark talked to him like that. Oscar wasn’t sure if a person was supposed to get off on being treated like a dog.
or: birthday oscarmark fic for my lovely beautiful gorgeous friend @wedriftlikelonelyplanets 💕
READ HERE (archive-locked)
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#oscar piastri#landoscar#lando norris#they're so.... theyre something...... THEYRE SOMETHING#25hungary
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i simply cant tell if my voice is dropping or im very sick. either way does not bode well for a 34hr week of barista training
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no longer feeling bad abt brocedes/landoscar comparisons if James hinchliffe is gonna be doin on live tv
#he speaks#f125lb#like YES its different bc they were friends since childhood#but they were also the most recent close teammate battle of COURSE there are gonna be parallels
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hey did you know jerking off first thing in the morning before breakfast after barely having dinner the life before will lead to ~low orgasm quality~
#he speaks#when theres a will theres a way or whatever#i also need to grocery shop soooooooooo bad im having ramen for breakfast while kyle terrorizes my toes
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galex anon i will answer eventually sorry 4 being employeed
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ALEX ALBON | Post-practice interview Hungarian GP 2025
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