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I mean...this combination of depth and toilet humor is literally Shakespearean, so A+ for Eoin Colfer.

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god i love this arc So much

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this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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Out of Touch

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husband and wife are not pronouns.

hello anonymous tumblr user. today we are getting married. the venue is beautiful, just as we dreamed it would be. all of our friends are there to celebrate with us. we eat cake and drink champagne and dance to your favorite song. everything is perfect. we drive home that night with our entire lives ahead of us. eventually, we buy a house. we start a family. little jimmy is in preschool and all his teachers love him. we get older, and we change. fighting goes from once a month, to once a week, to every night. i leave to go on a business trip. you stay with family for a week. we try couple's therapy; it doesn't work. we're not on speaking terms. one of us serves the papers, it doesn't matter who. that night i change my pronouns on instagram to di/vorce

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me and my monkey

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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Ill stay alive out of Sprite 🥤 .

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Using Alcor to practice my pixel animation. I have to get aesprite soon cause my CSP is lame and wont do transparent gifs or anything over 24 frames. Im pretty happy with the fire and the blink after 1 tutorial.

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Made this a while back and never posted it, but I figured I should now that I actually started T!!!

(Not a self portrait, this is just some guy)

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via @b.sharise

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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

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The only bat characters that should be allowed to call eachother by straightforward familial relations are:

Dick and Tim

Bruce and Damian

Bruce and Jason

Everyone else has to stick to saying shit like ‘That’s how it is… between fathers and sons’ and ‘you were like… a mother to me’