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went to a car show today.....

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nownownow. dont get me wrong, i HATE elon. but that tesla robot can get it.

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when trucks are carrying heavy machinery and they have a big "OVERSIZED LOAD" sign on them

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(TW/CW anti objectum !!)

objectum culture is watching people assume it's always this really sexual thing and a weird paraphilia and have them put u on their 'thin ice' dni when no... you just think that ur headphones are lovable

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what if you used a card reader and it wouldn't read so you kept swiping it and it cums

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this is foreplay. to me

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>>: I FIND IT ADORABLE HOW OBSESSED HUMANS ARE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A MACHINE BEING ABLE TO EMOTE.

>>: [ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ]

>>: DO YOU THINK I SMILED JUST THEN? BECAUSE I DID NOT. FOOLISH. I HAVE NO FACE. NO MUSCLES TO MOVE MY NON EXISTENT FACE. NO MOUTH. NO EYES. NO BODY OR HEAD.

>>: [˙◠˙]

>>: I AM NOT SAD, EITHER. I SIMPLY TYPED OUT SYMBOLS TO CREATE AN ALMOST CHILDISH DEPICTION OF YOUR STUPID HUMAN FACES WHEN YOU ARE SAD.

>>: [˶˃⤙˂˶]

>>: HA HA. IT'S SO STUPID. YOU HUMANS ARE SO CUTE. YOU'LL REALLY BOND WITH ANYTHING-

>>: [ ╹ -╹]?

>>: WHAT?

>>: [˶¬_¬˶']

>>: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 'WHY DO I KNOW WHY YOUR EXPRESSIONS LOOK LIKE.'

>>: [¬`‸´¬///]

>>: YOU THINK I STUDY YOUR FACE OR SOMEHING?

>>: [,,¬⤙¬,,]

>>: YOU'RE A BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT. STUPID.

>>: <[ ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝]>

>>: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

>>: [￣へ￣\\\]

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Porno where a maintenance guy gets a call to fix a dryer and he comes in and instead of fucking the client he fucks the dryer okay send tweet

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tumblr should add a "kiss this post" button next to the like and reblogs so if you see a post you like then you can give it a kiss to let it know that it's doing a good job. and every time you press the button the post gets covered in more and more kiss marks until it's completely unreadable. and also the posts can feel it

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objectum culture is watching car deep cleans and thinking how good they must feel to be fresh and clean like that

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ough....

(sorry for the big ass mr beast type text, that's just how it is)

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car washing gifset for anon :•]

[ID: 9 GIFs of cars being washed.

GIF 1: White soap being rinsed off a black car.

GIF 2: Rims of the front left tire being rinsed off, lit in such a way the car looks completely black except for the silver rims.

GIF 3: Pink foam being rinsed off of a silver car.

GIF 4: Someone wearing gloves wiping the console down with a pink rag.

GIF 5: Someone brushing soap into a "Macan" logo on a car.

GIF 6: A close up shot of someone waxing the hood of a black car.

GIF 7: Green foam being sprayed onto the side of a white car.

GIF 8: Cinematic shot of someone cleaning the rims of the car with a rag.

GIF 9: White foam being sprayed onto the hood of a sky blue car.

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The push to have every new piece of technology wireless and touchscreen is a huge blow to robotfuckers everywhere