3nt1ty-3o3

[3nt1ty-3o3]

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

[3nt1ty-3o3]

hey. what the fuck does this mean

[3nt1ty-3o3]

everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

[3nt1ty-3o3]

Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy

[3nt1ty-3o3]

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

[3nt1ty-3o3]

[3nt1ty-3o3]

Made a new playlist but so far it only has 2 songs in it

[3nt1ty-3o3]

Big things are happening in Illinois

[3nt1ty-3o3]

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

[3nt1ty-3o3]

@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

[3nt1ty-3o3]

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

[3nt1ty-3o3]

[3nt1ty-3o3]

My Allens

[3nt1ty-3o3]

wlw tumblr post notes simulator

[3nt1ty-3o3]

She was so inspiring to me

[3nt1ty-3o3]

Risk of Rain Fan comic (Part 61-90) [previous part in the description]

(this is a non profit project. ROR2 is property of Gearbox and Hopoo Games) Previous part: https://www.tumblr.com/remphase02/744061395062112256/risk-of-rain-fan-comic-part-31-60-previous-part