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May I request a Grian sitting in a box like a cat?

Naughty birds go in the jail box

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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

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please I want to hear any and all thoughts and ideas of vampire phil vs king sam you could possibly have lol 😆

to be clear, phil's been beefing with the whole bloodline. the kings of saintvigne have raised nothing but obsessive, arrogant, unreasonable sons, but THIS son is the worst. phil will make him the last of his bloodline if he has his way, and from the sounds of it, so would king samuel.

to the king's credit, he's quite pro-science, for a catholic. he led his country through a period of progress in technology, philosophy, and architecture. but his faith is deeper than that of his fathers'; motivated by a fear of hell (and the tempting thought of ruling forever. look how his kingdom is thriving under him, after all!), he seeks immortality. yet, he thinks vampires are disgusting and that drinking from humans is an affront to god, and he's convinced he can create a better immortality. a cleaner, purer immortality, for the clean and celibate, heirless king.

early in his rule, king samuel killed vampires, just like his forefathers did. phil lost many fledglings to the royal family. but, in his efforts to create a holy immortality, king sam has resorted to capturing fledglings and running experiments on them, attempting to find the "immortal element" of their bodies.

king samuel sees it as a sacrifice. he will give up heaven so he can live forever and lead his people, and he'll be as celibate as a priest the whole time. have you ever heard of a better king?

phil thinks he desperately needs to get laid. a lot of samuel's advisors think the same.

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As far as it is from canon, the worldbuilder in me longs to see the dsmp with populated towns and cities, with shops and houses and parks where groups can gather. Where the characters don't just have friends, but families they grew up with, long histories and childhoods that never existed. In a world so empty, governed by isolation and fear, the obvious answer is community.

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haven't put visual art on this website in years but wanted to draw him (unicorn cdream) anyway

bonus sketch under the cut of size comparison with techno (ft non sexual nudity)

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premarital divorce

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Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

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I don't think you've written any dribbles with techza drowning Dream in jewlery yet? Like Techno very dutifully going through and making sure no inch of skin is left without some form of gold to decorate it, calling Dream handomse and gorgeous and just being soft before absolutely running ruining Dream

no you're right, this is the sort of thing that needs more detail, isn't it?

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Dream knew he'd be little more than a whimpering, drooling mess by the end of this.

There was something so deliberate and ritualistic about piglin culture, despite its sharp edge of brutalism. Techno never fully explained this tradition, but there was an air of worship about it. Dream lay in the middle of Techno's bed (custom-made for a piglin's size, so he felt miniature in its center) with nothing but a sheer, maroon cloth that granted no real modesty draped over his crotch.

Techno, with such careful patience and resolve, began by massaging Dream's limbs. Stretching his calf muscles, squeezing his thighs in his giant hands, rubbing his thumbs along the tight tendons on the bottom of his feet. He rubbed an oil into Dream's skin-- something with a spicy smell that Phil traded for in the nether, though Dream didn't recognize it-- and was careful of his still-healing scars. Dream sighed into the touch, already feeling himself surrender. He offered his limbs willingly when it was time for the gold.

The jewelry in Technoblade's collection was too big for a human, but he was creative.

Techno wrapped the most beautiful gold necklaces over Dream's neck. Some were wrapped twice, to help them fit better, while others cascaded down the valley of Dream's chest. He looped some around Dream's waist, where they settled gently atop his thin bones. Chains, beads, and priceless gems were cold against his flesh.

Techno was already hard. He lifted Dream's delicate feet in his hands and looped bracelets around his ankles, nuzzling his snout into Dream's thigh and inhaling deeply, letting the boy's natural musk and the lively fragrance of the oil fill his nostrils. His cock twitched. Dream knew he was already wet with anticipation.

Next, Techno laced beautiful golden rings into Dream's long hair. With some strategic braids and ties, he placed them throughout Dream's hair while muttering compliments ("So pretty," "I love this,"). He put some cuffs on Dream's ears, having to squeeze them tight to get them to wrap around the tender cartilage.

There was a large, thick, shackle-like band that was likely meant to fit Techno's forearm. The piglin clamped it around Dream's thigh.

"Techno--" Dream breathed as he felt a hand rub atop his cunt, grabbing him through the small fabric that covered him. When he squirmed, the gold clinked and shifted along his skin.

"God--" There was something animalistic in Techno's eyes. His words were slurred. "--'re so gorgeous like this, ya know?"

The nipple chain was definitely designed for a piglin-sized chest, but it worked just the same on Dream. He hissed at the pinch while each side was attached, but once it was there, the thin chain hung nearly to his waist. Techno was staring at it admiringly-- Dream was starting to think that the poor sizing was part of the appeal. As Techno pulled gently at the chain, he watched Dream's torso squirm and writhe.

Dream felt more gold than flesh. More gold than scars, more gold than mistakes.

Techno lifted him, easily, into his arms. He nuzzled his face into Dream's chest, making the gold chink and clatter about while his eager nose explored Dream's skin. The sheer cloth fell to the bed and Dream realized that Techno was humping the empty air, his hulking muscle flexing with the slight movement. "Gorgeous--" Techno was saying, "Need you so bad--"

Dream spent the next four hours either pinned underneath Techno's strength, or impaled while being held helplessly in Techno's arms, several feet from the ground.

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WIP

OKAY THIS IS THE LAST WIP POST I SWEAR (prolly not lol)

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Convergence of Self

Saw this Witch Hat Atelier page circulating on bluesky as a redraw prompt and knew what I had to do.... draw my fav bird man ofc!

my commissions are open btw!

bonus vvv

also this is the perfect example of this meme

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i received another vision

and i'm back on my DSMP bs i guess

Original photo below

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oof, that guy gave me a good fight, and in return i stole his body and imprisoned him in ender dragon's

some lore and a couple of my 2am rambles from the concept sketchbook to explain certain design choises: -c!dream was the one who wrote the revival book and he indeed became a god (which is a thing that happens with every death and rebirth of the server); - xd maintains knowledge from all c!dream reincarnations; - xd doesn't take revival book from c!dream, even when it causes imbalance, as it allows the cycle to continue; - the "false god" title is given to him by the archaic gods for his human origins - xd's appearance on this reference is not his original godly image: archaic gods imprisoned him in decapitated body of the ender dragon for being a dishonor to the name of gods (for having an exceeding resemblance of humans and their unpredictable nature, and also for stealing other gods' followers) - End motifs in humanoid form are gone to conceal it's existence from mortals.

also my favourite note is that he is stinky

close-ups and height comparisons with post-metamorphosis hybrid dream as the tallest figure

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sketch with wild lore of me forgetting to draw it multiple times so it's probably around two years old now

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for a better future

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dsmp brainrot hit me like a truck, so the quick 20-minute design exercise became a "design six different outfits for this one character, than do another one, and another one", starting out with c!dream pointing out that this design is not a portrayal of him as villian and villian alone, i love nuanced depictions of this character, my guy just got very theatrical with his attire

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Feeling nostalgic

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quick little fanart for the "Face Me and Scream" fic by franticdesert on ao3