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i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
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I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up
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I get the impulse to project parent/child type relationships onto characters but sometimes the dynamic you're thinking of is Mentorship
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my grandma thinks moo deng is very cute and said someone should give a pygmy hippo “lots of coffee and cigarettes” so that it “stays that small forever”
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Artwork made for an AAI fan game that didn't end up happening. They wanted someone to replicate the game style as closely as possible, so these were my attempts at that. Love these bitchy siblings ⁽ˊᵕˋ ⁾
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heres a picture that i really like check it out
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its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore
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This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.
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