3cool-5u

[3cool-5u]

.......not legally red, huh

pretty sure the court order doesn’t cover that...

[link to a site that claims to have a variety of how-tos on making red wigs; most of them will result in harm to the wearer in some way. one of them may or may not be an explosive. three involve materials that are illegal to own without a license. several are toxic. one is literally just "find a wig and soak it in blood." a few are harmless but incredibly shitty]

hey so followers don’t go to this site or use any of the guides on it it’s a trap

who even puts this much effort into making strangers hurt themselves. go learn sand painting or something

[3cool-5u]

RESPONSIBILITY

I TRIED THAT THE JUDGE SAID TO QUIT

[3cool-5u]

@industrialbruise so do you still have that color-changing ink you were talking about way back when

[3cool-5u]

hey notdad

stop being dumb

also if i get on a plane will you do me a tattoo

[@picking-up-shards] I think the difference is that the anon wanted you to kill yourself, which is bad, while my therapist wanted me to get better, which is good. It sounds like maybe the problem was that your therapist wasn't patient enough. Mine never accused me of trying to stay sick even when I relapsed (even though it was my fault), he just talked through with me how important it was to stay on the wagon, and gave me strategies to stop the wrong scary thoughts before I did anything bad.

are you happy?

like, legitimately? you feel meso, you don’t have the thoughts anymore?

[3cool-5u]

guess who bought a giraffe bed

giraffe beds on sale now

niece is credited as a co-designer of the giraffe bed and sister is holding what she’d have earned for that until she has any green money

[3cool-5u]

How about "Savo did nothing wrong"? Or "Abolish Blues." Or "Vote for me or I'll fuck a red."

i will not fuck any reds

...hey that could be a slogan right there

[3cool-5u]

"don't worry I have relevant experience from an unpaid leadership position"

ooh good one

[3cool-5u]

brainstorming campaign slogans. what do you think tumblr

‘for a weirder tomorrow’

‘if you elect me i promise to wear a really cool hat’

‘imagine a dragon. imagine it has like ten heads and a ton of horns and enormous steel teeth and it’s enormous and breathes fire and eats people whole. wouldn’t that be awesome? voting for me would be exactly that awesome’

‘the next best thing after allocator savo’

‘don’t do what’s right, do what’s awesome’

‘wish politicians were less blue? me too!’

[3cool-5u]

oh hey! I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but if you /do/ set your hair/head on fire, there are flammable gels stunt actors use that let you do that without actually burning it or yourself! (- and also if you do that probably you should practice ahead of time to make sure you can do it safely)

@industrialbruise i feel like you probably know stuff about doing this

[3cool-5u]

[3cool-5u]

Get your picture taken with your hair on fire -- that indicates that, while your hair may not be physically red, the red flames show that it's red in a deeper, spiritual sense.

whoooaaaa

[3cool-5u]

did the judges specify you can't dye your hair *brown*? and you could I guess shave your eyebrows too, not just your hair. oh! or cut your eyebrows into like, triangle-spike patterns, and gel them forward like land iguana eyes? or you could chalk it a metallic non-black non-copper color?

.....if my eyebrows were long enough to make land iguana eyes out of i would absolutely do that

i like you anon. let’s be friends

[3cool-5u]

whatever you pick, remember to get your eyebrows too

glad you’ve got my back anon

[3cool-5u]

Dye just your *eyebrows* black?

i feel like the judge will not be super impressed by that

[3cool-5u]

Dye your hair with stripes of green, yellow, orange, purple, and grey

hmm but then i look like one of those people who want to get rid of reds and blues both

[3cool-5u]

so apparently if you want to run for city council you need like professional portraits taken and stuff

black and red are out. what do you think, tumblr, shaved head or stuff my hair into a beanie that says “MY HAIR IS DEFINITELY NOT RED UNDER THIS”

[3cool-5u]

p sure if they were gonna execute me it’s not gonna be the cake that’s the tipping point

hey @yearbyyearrecedesbeforeus i made a thing