im Doris im 22 and there‘s never consistency here. Follows back as “Bowlcutprotag”
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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tiktok: christinajulian_91
audio credit: anthony vincent
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i want to live in my memory of you forever
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went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.
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Kestrel and Webs assess the no skywing egg situation
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finally got around to drawing @thetisming’s ni no kuni oc and his familiars!!
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My (extended) family decided several years back that everyone purchasing gifts for everyone is too expensive, so we decided to start doing a family white elephant gift exchange every year instead.
This year, I decided I would buy a tortilla blanket as my gift after seeing them online many times. This turned out to be a very fortuitous decision on my part.
We start the gift exchange, people are opening gifts, etc and its all normal until it gets to my brother's girlfriend. She picks a gift, opens it, and lo and behold it is my tortilla blanket I brought. She loves it. On the next turn, my cousin steals it from her. She's devastated but picks another gift to open.
It's another tortilla blanket.
She is, of course, elated at this turn of events. But now it is mine turn, and I decide I shall steal the blanket from her. Everyone thinks this is hilarious (except for her, she's absolutely devastated again). She picks another gift and opens it.
It's a third tortilla blanket.
As it turns out, three of us, completely independently of each other, decided to purchase a tortilla blanket as our gift to bring to the exchange.
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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best part about fantasy worldbuilding is that you get to invent new horse breeds
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I think I hate Christmas and then Christmas occurs and I’m like “This is actually quite nice. Doesn’t hold a candle to Halloween or Easter but it’s not bad.”
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They really got me invested in this man getting his balls back
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