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Please someone confirm this for me, I saw Transformers One a few days ago and I swear to Primus bellow, I heard Starscream say and I quote, “Hit me again! Go on!” and even more damning, while being choked, smiling no less, he said “Yes! Harder!”

And to drive the final nail in the coffin, the camera cuts to Soundwave and Shockwave go from staring at Starscream to looking at each other like they’re thinking “Oh my god, did he really just…?! I’m going to die of embarrassment, we’ve been willfully following this guy for fifty years!”

Please tell me he really says those thing and I’m not just fangirling over here🫣🤦🏻‍♀️😅

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Thinking about how chatty and talkative tfo bee is.

Now imagine him rambling to megatron early in the war.

trying to get him to see reason because he still believes his friend is there.

Asking him to "please just hear optimus out! they can still fix this and things aren't all that bad now right? Cmon Dee"

And megatron getting frustrated and choking him to shut him up. his voicebox crackling and sparking like starscreams did

Except this time there's no cheering crowd to stop him just blinding rage and Orion optimus and Elita running at him to stop him.

With one misplaced punch, Bees voicebox crackles before his pleading turns to high pitched beeps and wirs

The last time optimus, pero no Elita and megatron heard bee speak was him calling Dee's name out.

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Please let this be the last one, I want to pretend I still have dignity.

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patpatpatpatpatpatpat

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truly I am sick of the phrases "stop dating men" and "men suck". LIKE come on. we've moved past this terfy shit.

demonizing masculinity is such a cold take. like would you say men suck to a newly transitioning trans man? hell if you did he might even agree like "yeah I know haha", but that shit leaves imprints in you. If you start to feel like the queer community, your home, hates/doesn't trust/thinks they're better than men, why would you want to be one??

It's not that I don't understand where people who say this are coming from. I used to say shit like that when I was young. But I've read too many trans people nervous to be men or who dampen their expressions of masculinity to not be seen as a creep or just to not be avoided by people who should be welcoming to them.

PLEASE tell me I'm not insane for thinking this

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Alfred's out of town:)

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only gets aggressive when bruce (alpha) shows up

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hey do you guys remember when like. brother/brother and sister/sister and brother/sister ships werent just normal, they were really common? parent/child ships werent as widespread as sibling ships but you still saw both of them a lot. like you used to see incest ships all the fucking time.

like you couldnt go five minutes on this hellsite without scrolling past wincest or thorki or any number of the dozens of popular hp incest ships. do people not remember the onecest takeover? the onecest dynasty? what about elsanna? what about all the fontcest that came out of the undertale fandom? mha fans loved shipping the entire todoroki family together. what about game of thrones just in general? the hitachiin twincest? literally everyone from osomatsu-san? usuk and all the other incest ships from hetalia? fucking HOMESTUCK?

it used to be that you couldnt throw a rock in ANY fandom without hitting a whole bunch of super popular incest ships. it was everywhere. it was NORMAL. because people didnt care about what anyone else liked in fiction, because everyone knew the difference between fantasy and reality. and its not like incest hasnt been one of the most popular porn categories all over the world for years.

now though, with the huge resurgence of evangelical puritanism in western fandom and the massive influx of alt-right christofascist antishippers, nothing is allowed to just be fiction any more. braindead little conservative assholes and bigots will scream and shit themselves over people shipping the elric brothers because fandom isnt allowed to be fun any more. antis will see someone talking about sebaciel and start spewing their disgusting rhetoric at everyone and being TERFS and wannabe cops until nobody wants to participate in fandom any more.

fandoms are dying and its antis fault

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proposal:

i receive: attention

u receive: sleepy puppyboy in ur dms :3

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Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

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I would like to throw my hat in the ring as to what Gotham Twitter is like

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two hours of sleep and i forgot the word for dairy problems

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Part 15

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a day on gotham twitter

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Reblog if you LOVE fucked up themes and topics in your fiction 🤭🥰🫶

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PLEASE can someone give batman a baby PLEASE ANYONE. give this man an infant PLEASE. IT WILL SAVE HIM. PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

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