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Reblog is you think BoA, Chenle and Suho would run SM better.

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Hyuck: I hate being touched. The only physical contact I would tolerate is punching someone in the face.

Jisung: Chan hyung is literally hugging you right now.

Hyuck: This is completely different.

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Hyuck, playing around: Haha babe, you had a crush on me for so long, huh? That’s embarrassing!

Sungchan: No it isn’t.

Hyuck: ...

Sungchan: Why would I be embarrassed of liking you?

Hyuck: W-Well… you weren’t supposed to say that…

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Hyuck: What kind of guys do you like?

Sungchan: Tough guys.

Hyuck: I killed a mosquito once with my bare hands.

Sungchan: Actually now that I think about it, I like sensitive guys more.

Hyuck: Well after killing it, I cried for eight hours straight...

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Hyuck: I love you

Sungchan: *asleep*

Hyuck: Chan? Wake up.

Sungchan: *turns over*

Hyuck: Jung Sungchan get your ass up and say "I love you" back!

Sungchan: Hm.

Hyuck: Don't "hm" me! Tell me you love me back :(

Sungchan: I love me back, now shush

Hyuck: I hate you

Sungchan: Love you too

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Sungchan: Hyuck's like, an angel that fell from heaven.

Mark, eye twitching, having just been forced to eat tissues again: so was Satan.

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Jeno: Hey, I got you a flower!

Jaemin, with tears in his eyes: Oh my god, thank you, I love you so much *soft cuddling*

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Hyuck, running out of breath: I got you love letters, made you a hundred poems, bought you a whole truck filled with flowers, built a shrine for you, got you an inhumane amount of chocolates and made a whole goddamn photo album for you.

Hyuck: Accept my love, please.

Sungchan, with a hidden smile: Not enough, die for me first.

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Sungchan: Hey, while I have you, any idea how to break into an armoured truck?

Hyuck: What?!

Hyuck: WHERE ARE YOU?!

Sungchan, calm: Tryin' to break into an armoured truck.

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Hyuck: If the Earth is flat.

Hyuck: Explain how my life has been going downhill consistently!

Hyuck: Oh... nevermind Sungchan text me back :)

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Hyuck: It’s not going to work, I’m not snitch.

Sungchan: Fine then, let’s try something else.

Sungchan: Tag a friend that you recently tried to stole a dog from.

Hyuck: LMAOOOO @Chenle

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Chenle: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Sungchan to marry you.

Hyuck: Go on...

Chenle: We play truth or dare.

Hyuck: Stop.

Chenle: You wait until he picks dare.

Hyuck: No...

Chenle: And then ask him to marry you!

Hyuck: Well, it could work.

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Jisung: Hey, Haechan-hyung are you free on Friday? Like, around 7 pm.

Hyuck: Yes!

Jisung: What about you, Channie-hyung?

Sungchan: Yes I am

Jisung: Great! because I’m not! You two go on without me, enjoy your date!

Hyuck: Did he just-

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Hyuck, to Sungchan: You make me smile :)

Hyuck: And also super horny, but that’s not the point right now.

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Jeno: What would you say is the nicest thing I've ever done for you?

Mark: You existed

Jeno, choking up: oh .

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Hyuck: What would you say is the nicest thing I've ever done for you?

Sungchan: You existed.

Hyuck:

Hyuck: No, but really what is the nicest thing i've done for you?

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Hyuck: I can't believe there are people who use nicknames for their partner

Renjun, doing a crossword: Abstract singular four-letter noun?

Hyuck: Love?

Sungchan, from the kitchen: Yes?

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Jeno: You keep hugging Haechan when he's upset.

Jeno: Next thing you know, he's gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Sungchan, scoffing: Is that what I want?

Chenle, from the other side of the room: Yes!