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Did your parents threaten to take your bedroom door off the hinges cause you keep locking the door for privacy reasons?

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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The cycle of mastery eludes you. You obviously have potential. If Lloyd Garmadon is incapable of unleashing that potential... perhaps you need another master. One who sees you more clearly.

oh my god its HIM.

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new trailer

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

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Raccole... My beloved Raccole..

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Found that over at mastodon

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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I forgot how good the httyd soundtrack was

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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They'll tell you "the ceasefire broke" but the truth is that Israel hasn't respected the ceasefire for even one day. Over a hundred Palestinians have been murdered since the ceasefire came into effect. Israel broke the ceasefire agreement over 900 times.

Today, however, Israel decided to commit entire massacres. Targeting schools and mosques and buildings, murdering hundreds and injuring hundreds more.

We're seeing bodies upon bodies of massacred children.

They chose to kill and maim during the holy month of Ramadan. Every year they escalate their attacks, and yet their barbarity still knows no bounds.

This terrorist entity needs to be put to an end, along with everyone who supports it or stays silent.

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God what if the context is Kruncha and Nuckal explaining to these two that sometimes best friends don’t get along and have issues, but by the end of the day they make up because they’re besties and they use themselves as an example. What then huh.

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For the record this is a ponytail jay HATE account. I'm sorry but I cannot like it it's horrendous I hope he dies

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For the record this is a ponytail Jay LOVE account. I‘m not sorry i like this it‘s beautiful I hope he lives

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Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.