1ncorrect-flash-quotes

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Allegra: *Texting Frost* Text me when you’re home safely

Frost: I’m home dangerously

Allegra: Stop it

Frost: I’m home lethally

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Savitar!Barry: Ancient God (self diagnosed)

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Amunet: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda

Caitlin: It’s not on anyone’s

Amunet: No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Caitlin: Uh oh

Frost: What?

Caitlin: Somebody’s in love

Frost: Yeah right. I just think Allegra is cool alright?

Frost: It’s not like I lie awake at night thinking about her

*Later that night*

Frost: *Lying awake thinking about Allegra*

Frost: Uh oh

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Cisco: Would you be mad if I used the argument, “I’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian”

Frost: Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Frost: I’m practically like a carbon-copy of my dad

Iris: Was your dad a lesbian?

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Frost: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my world views. I have no principles

Iris: Well, maybe you should have some principles

Frost: You’re right, maybe I should

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Not an incorrect quote (which I know I haven’t posted in a while) but

LOOK AT JPK AS MEDUSA IN PJatO!!!!!!

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Frost: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it, I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Frost: Caity took the wheels from my heels. I feel like an angel without wings

Frost: I have to walk down the halls like a peasant and I am livid

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

*Wally calling at 3 AM*

Wally: Hey Iris

Iris: I’m trying to sleep, Wally

Wally: Okay I get that. But did you know that in Britain they apparently don’t say “rock, paper, scissors” they say “paper, scissors, rock”?

Iris: *Shooting up in bed* They fucking do what

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Iris: Congratulations, you three have just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron’s Olympics

Cisco:

Barry:

Frost: …..Okay but who won gold?

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

NEWS NEWS NEWS

I was on tiktok and look who I see !!!!!

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

I know I’ve been gone for a while it’s just hard to come up with/find new incorrect quotes that I feel fit the characters. Off topic of that (sorta) every once in a while I find myself thinking of this scene and wonder why I’ve never seen any fanfics based off of it I think it has great potential

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Thank you @icantthinkofausername and everyone who got me to 1000 reblogs!

Barry: At least let me take you out to dinner

Iris: Sorry but I don’t go out with married men

Barry: But I am your husband

Iris: I make no exceptions

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Harry: *Texting* Answer your phone

Cisco: *Texting back* Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Harry: Understood

Harry: *Five minutes later* You are a terrible person. You’re killing me, Ramon

[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Cisco: Wow, Cait, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you

Caitlin: We literally slept together yesterday

Cisco: That’s NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands