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Dem Relationship Problems.
My Boyfriend Dan: I...I cant go again. Me: Really? Whats wrong with you? Do I need to find another boyfriend? Dan: Nicole. We just had sex three times in a row. Me: That was hours ago!
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If I could I would spend my whole life eating pizza, having really rough sex and watching Disney films
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I just watched this like 10x, these dogs just broke up a cat fight omg.
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why do guys care if girls swallow or spit like as long as you got your dick sucked why does it matter where the jizz ends up it aint like you can feel her swallow it
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dragon blood
you are learning to talk like a queen.
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People who talk to me like I’m a 5 year old
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"We joke about the fact that we spend more time with each other than our girlfriends. But it’s good when you have the relationship he and I have."- Jensen Ackles
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are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
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my life
I worked out today now I’m eating chips and cooking ramen
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When I’m sad, it feels like it’s radiating through my entire body
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