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esoteric and exoteric rulers

aries is ruled by mars, initiation, will, and spirit, in esoteric astrology aries is ruled by mercury, a point of light and illumination of consciousness

taurus is ruled by venus, this is a pure love of every sensual, sexual, and artistic form. in esoteric astrology, taurus is ruled by valcun, he who soaks into the material to produce beautiful artistry

gemini is ruled by mercury, this is generous intellect, skilled communication, and dexterity. in esoteric astrology gemini is ruled by venus, this is the resolution of duality, making human connections, and creating harmonious relationships

cancer is ruled by the moon, this is creative fertility, creating safety and security, and nurturing life. in esoteric astrology cancer is ruled by neptune, the great mother, the giver of life to all organisms, god

leo is ruled by the sun in resplendent expression and creative exhibition. the sun also rules leo in esoteric astrology. it symbolises the activation of the self and the stimulation of love

virgo is ruled by mercury, this is analysis, detail, and intellect. in esoteric astrology virgo is ruled by the moon, the mother of harvest working humbly in the shadowy background

libra is ruled by venus. it exemplifies connecting, collaborating, and forming relationships. uranus rules libra in esoteric astrology. libra represents a moment in time where personality and soul meet balance

scorpio is ruled by mars, powerful will, compulsive, and volatile. pluto also rules scorpio and hands them the keys of the unconscious, healing, and sorcery. mars rules scorpio in esoteric astrology. it symbolises the scorpio person’s battles, crusades, and passion

sagittarius is ruled by jupiter, this is a quest for the expansion of consciousness through personal experience. in esoteric astrology the earth rules sagittarius and suggests the inner and outer pilgrimage undertaken in life 

capricorn is ruled by saturn, mastery over the physical plane and achieving ultimate human potential. saturn also rules capricorn in esoteric astrology, the process of initiation, the crystallization of mental energy

aquarius is ruled by saturn, there is tremendous depth perception, obsession, and pedantic mental state. uranus co-rules aquarius, this is individuality, humanitarianism, and genius. jupiter rules aquarius in esoteric astrology. this is the magnificent fortune showered upon humanity at the hands of humanitarian aquarius

pisces is ruled by jupiter, belief, imaginative vision, spiritual consciousness. neptune co-rules pisces and transmits idealism, escapism, and hypnosis. pluto is the esoteric ruler of pisces, the development of spiritual will and ascension

-cherry

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Cancer Sun x Libra Moon Aesthetic Post

Pastel pink for Venus, and white for Cancer’s inner softness and receptiveness. this blend is marked by Cancer’s desire to take care of others and Libra’s understanding of people. very intuitive, people-oriented and romantic.

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Aries Sun + Capricorn Moon

Key Phrase: Born for Success

Remarkable Traits: Straightforward approach, great sense of timing, independent, strong character, strong values, demands respect from everybody, energetic.

Dark Side: Secretly insecure, afraid of letting people in, kind of rigid ans strict personality, expects too much from the people around them.

Quote: "A good uniform must work its way with the women, sooner or later", Charles Dickens.

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I hate seeing posts where people say how compatible each sign us with another, bc they only pair fire + air, earth + water. There are so many good pairings that aren’t strictly textbook. Think outside the box

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the signs as ghosts

Aries: hungry ghosts. ghost that moved onto the afterlife and came back because they were not satisfied with what it had to offer. feeds off the energy of the living. leaving gifts for them appeases them so they may remain peaceful.

Taurus: crisis apparition. one time experience where ghost is seen at time of death to either bring peace or deliver an important message.

Gemini: poltergeist. simply on earth to stir up trouble usually at the place they died or are buried.

Cancer: residual ghost. lives over their final hours over and over again like a tape recorder. no self awareness. usually just emotional energy that left an imprint.

Leo: succubus spirit/women in white. lures people to their deaths by using sexual energy. usually kills people who are unfaithful.

Virgo: unfinished business. had something important to get done in life and is only back to finish it.

Libra: ghosts that are trapped or lost. they know they are dead but fear moving on because of fear of leaving a familiar situation. may also be held captive by something.

Scorpio: vengeful spirit. comes back to exact revenge on the ones who've hurt them and the ones they love.

Sagittarius: ghosts that are unaware they are deceased. still continue their lives as if they had never passed.

Capricorn: family ghosts. usually an ancestor that appears to give advice and warm of impending doom.

Aquarius: guardian angels. came to look over and protect loved ones or vulnerable people.

Pisces: familiar spirit. takes the shape of something, usually an animal, to help people in need. misunderstood.

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A Zodiac Gift Guide

“What should I get ____ for a gift?”

Aries: Aries are the athletes of the zodiacs. They like to keep busy and stay moving. A paid outing, such as rock climbing or paintball, will work as a gift. If you are more interested in a physical gift, look into sporting goods and/or athletic wear. Video games that keep you moving are also something to look into, such as the Just Dance series.

Taurus: Tauruses have a tendency to be homebodies. Thriving for their own personal space, Tauruses are responsive to their environment. Decorations for their home are a good choice. Does the Taurus feel most comfortable in their bedroom/living room? A pillow or throw blanket would be appreciated. Artwork is also an option!

Gemini: Many Geminis have an appreciation for the social scene. Is one of their favorite musicians coming to a nearby city? Concert tickets are always a great option for a Gemini. Too expensive or nothing around? Base a gift off of an inside joke. This will bring laughs and countless memories.

Cancer: People under this zodiac are often very family oriented and value those close to them. A gift relating to their family and friends is a prime choice. Photo gifts are incredibly suiting. For example, a scrapbook or a customized item (throw pillow, mug, blanket, etc).

Leo: Leos have a taste for luxury. There are plenty of gift options that do not require a ton of money. Jewelry, accessories, makeup, or beauty products will be a great option. Not sure what to get? A gift card to the Leos favorite store or a spa/salon are useful gifts as well.

Virgo: Analytical and meticulous, books will never fail to be a bad gift for a Virgo. Buy within your Virgo’s favorite genre. Blank journals will always be useful for writing and organizing their thoughts. Beauty products, makeup, and gift cards to their favorite coffee shop are practical and won’t go unused. 

Libra: Naturally creative themselves, a Libra would appreciate a handmade gift. A craft made in dedication to your friendship or relationship would be appreciated as well as one themed to their favorite tv show, movie, or musician. Not much of a crafter? Libras have a taste for fashion. Trendy jewelry, accessories, or gift cards to a clothing store will make the Libra just as happy.

Scorpio: Scorpios are dedicated and passionate people. It shouldn’t be too hard to find a gift related to their biggest passions. It may be a band, a book, a movie, or television show. Don’t worry about the gift’s monetary value. The Scorpio will treasure the thought you put into it and will appreciate your gift no matter what.

Sagittarius: Sagittariuses are fans of travel and adventure. If you have been travelling, a gift from your destination would be ideal. Exotic and unique items will find a spot in the heart of the Sagittarius. A travel journal or personalized photo map (for the Sagittarius to mark their travels) are options as well. Is the Sagittarius in your life not really into travel? Sagittariuses are also quite philosophical. Philosophy books (and maybe even poetry) may be a great alternative.

Capricorn: Practical gifts are the way to go for the Capricorns in your life. Instead of wondering what they could use, think about what they already do use. Items that will be put to use in their daily life are one of your best options. Shape this idea around the individual Capricorn and the material necessities you think are handy to them. 

Aquarius: Aquariuses have a taste for wit and sarcasm. Playful and lighthearted gifts will be a hit for sure. Games, such as Cards Against Humanity, to play with friends should be at the top of your list for the water bearer. Gag gifts or any sort of unusual gift will sure to bring some laughs, too.

Pisces: People under the last of the zodiacs are typically creative and regarded as escapists. Gifts like journals, sketch pads, and paints may be just the perfect gift! Pisces often tend to keep to themselves and express themselves through outlets other than communication. Choose gifts according to your Pisces’ creative outlet.

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what the signs next to each other in the zodiac have most and least in common

aries and taurus most: they both strive for their goals

aries and taurus least: aries is energetic whilst taurus is more laid-back and lazy

taurus and gemini most: they both tend to be a bit stubborn

taurus and gemini least: taurus is slow and steady and gemini is erratic and unpredictable

gemini and cancer most: both can show two completely different personalities

gemini and cancer least: geminis like to get out while cancers like to stay home

cancer and leo most: both know how to make a statement

cancer and leo least: cancers are doubtful while leos are confident and sure

leo and virgo most: both are sweet lovers

leo and virgo least: leos are confident and outgoing, virgos are shy and reserved

virgo and libra most: try to keep their temper down low

virgo and libra least: virgos aren't showy, while libras usually are

libra and scorpio most: both can be pretty flirtatious

libra and scorpio least: libras are out there and scorpios are not

scorpio and sagittarius most: often misunderstood with complex feelings underneath

scorpio and sagittarius least: scorpios are passionate/clingy lovers, while sagittarians are more detached

sagittarius and capricorn most: like to help shape the future are can be fairly philosophical

sagittarius and capricorn least: sagittarians are likely to strive for philosophical/emotional goals, while capricorns strive for educational goals

capricorn and aquarius most: both have very sarcastic humor, and are good at self-teaching

capricorn and aquarius least: capricorns come off cold while aquarians come off friendly

aquarius and pisces most: both like to help out others, tend to be humanitarians

aquarius and pisces least: aquarians are detached and free, pisceans are clingy and romantic

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THE SIGNS AS SQUADS AT A PARTY

2 Drunk 2 Care: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Here to steal your man/girl: Aries, Leo, Scorpio

I only came because of the food: Taurus, Cancer, Leo

My friend dragged me here please help: Capricorn, Aquarius

I'm drunk I want to fight everyone: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Designated Driver: Taurus, Scorpio

Good Girls Gone Bad: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

Pukes on your bed and shits on the carpet probably: Ophiuchus

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I AM THE...

Aries: Most Confident

Taurus: Most Realistic

Gemini: Most Excited

Cancer: Most Intuitive

Leo: Loudest

Virgo: Minimalist

Libra: Fairest

Scorpio: Most Cryptic

Sagittarius: Most Honest

Capricorn: Most Professional

Aquarius: Most Inventive

Pisces: Dreamiest

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The Signs as Sylvia Plath Quotes

Aries: 

“Out of the ash I rise with my red hair and I eat men like air.” (Lady Lazarus)

Taurus:

“I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.” (The Bell Jar)

Gemini:

“I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am. A passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe?” (The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath)

Cancer:

“How frail the human heart must be - a mirrored pool of thought. So deep and tremulous an instrument of glass that it can either sing, or weep.” (Letters Home)

Leo:

“And I am aware of my heart: it opens and closes Its bowl of red blooms out of sheer love of me.” (Tulips)

Virgo:

“It was my first big chance, but here I was, sitting back and letting it run through my fingers like so much water.” (The Bell Jar)

Libra:

“I am inhabited by a cry Nightly it flaps out Looking, with its hooks, for something to love.”  (Elm)

Scorpio:

“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.” (Letter to Richard Sassoon)

Sagittarius:

“I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life. And I am horribly limited” (The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath)

Capricorn: 

“The hardest thing is to live richly in the present without letting it be tainted out of fear for the future or regret for the past.” (Letters Home)

Aquarius:

“Stars open among the lilies. Are you not blinded by such expressionless sirens? This is the silence of astounded souls.” (Crossing The Water)

Pisces: 

“I wanted to crawl in between those black lines of print, the way you crawl through a fence, and go to sleep under that beautiful big green fig-tree.” (The Bell Jar)

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the signs at end of the semester

aries: "i have become one with my bed and nothing can separate me from it"

taurus: calculates exactly how badly they can do on the final exam and pass still pass their class

gemini: they haven't left their room for forty eight hours and no one can tell if that smell is strong coffee or death

cancer: leaves everything until the last minute then thinks they can cram three lists of key concepts/formulas/themes/vocabulary into their head the night before the exam

leo: "if i just don't show up to exam, can anything really happen to me?"

virgo: "on a scale of one to ten how easily can each of my professors be bribed?"

libra: goes to the library to look up rituals to improve their chances on the exams

scorpio: has been awake so long they are seeing visions and have opened up a fortune telling business in their building, everyone is coming to them out of panic about grades

sagittarius: "i have fallen straight into the abyss and i have accepted it"

capricorn: has accepted the fact that they're dead in the water and has transcended all levels of panic

aquarius: goes into the exam confident and comes out broken

pisces: the hermione granger of exams

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RISING SIGNS

Aries ★ You come across as a warrior. Others see qualities of enthusiasm, passion or competition in you. Taurus ★ You come across as stable. Others see qualities of stability, peace, or stubbornness in you. Gemini ★ You come across as knowledgeable. Others see qualities of excitement, curiosity or fickleness in you.  Cancer ★ You come across as emotional. Others see qualities of compassion, introversion or moodiness in you.  Leo ★ You come across as dramatic. Others see qualities of playfulness, generosity or egotism in you.  Virgo ★ You come across as analytical. Others see qualities of perfection, helpfulness or finickiness in you.  Libra ★ You come across as charming. Others see qualities of fairness, romanticism or indecisiveness in you. Scorpio ★ You come across as observant. Others see qualities of mystery, depth or jealousy in you. Sagittarius ★ You come across as independent. Others see qualities of excitement, worldliness or judgement in you. Capricorn ★ You come across as ambitious. Others see qualities of tenacity, determination or pessimism in you. Aquarius ★ You come across as unique. Others see qualities of open-mindedness, friendliness or pretentiousness in you. Pisces ★ You come across as compassionate. Others see you as charitable, supportive or lazy.

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What the signs wear to bed

oversized tee and underwear: Taurus, Libra, Pisces pajama shorts and tank top: Gemini, Aries, Capricorn sweat pants and a hoodie: Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius nothing: Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

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Why the signs are hot

Note: Check your moon or ascendant sign too! I want to do a more in-depth version of this when I am not so sleepy.

Aries: Your aura is electric, your laugh is contagious, your eyes are as bright as stars. 

Taurus: Your laugh is like music, your smiles are soft and intoxicating, your hair always catches the light.

Gemini: Your quick wit is to die for, your eyes sparkle with irresistible mischief, your grins are heart-melting. 

Cancer: Your expressions are alluring, your lips are soft and sweet, your eyes are gentle but intense.

Leo: Your eyes are sultry, your smile is blinding, you are radiant; you seem to wordlessly command me to look at you.

Virgo: Your calculating gaze is endearing, your eyes are alight, you are subtly intriguing.

Libra: You draw me to you like a moth to light, your gaze is so genuine, your lips are soft and beautiful.

Scorpio: Your eyes are intensely magnetic, your humor is brilliant, you are effortlessly alluring.

Sagittarius: You have a fire in your eyes, your voice is confident and alluring, your warmth draws me to you.

Capricorn: Your eyes are magnetic, your gaze is sharp, your intelligent reservedness draws me in.

Aquarius: Your excitement is contagious, your laugh is low and endearing, you make my heart race.

Pisces: Your compassion is refreshing, your eyes are wide and soulful, your smiles are warm and charismatic. 

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Signs on their periods

Aries: Hunched over in pain from cramps and gets mad they can't masturbate anymore.

Taurus: Gets mad at the world and stays in their room for the whole week.

Gemini: Watches old movies on the couch all night long while eating tons of chocolate.

Cancer: Wishes they didn't have a vagina and breaks out super bad.

Leo: Never changes out of their sweatpants.

Virgo: Is always out of pads and tampons and will probably go to the hospital cause of cramps.

Libra: Cries lots and tries to get out of school.

Scorpio: Freaks out and worries something is wrong is the flow is different than normal. Mad they can't have sex with their partner for the week.

Sagittarius: Use the fact that their breasts are swollen to their advantage.

Capricorn: Eats fattening foods and cuddles their pets even more than usual.

Aquarius: Pissed off at the world and rolls their eyes at every single comment.

Pisces: Begs for someone to say something stupid cause they are DYING to go off on someone.

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the signs as people i’ve met

Aries - you let your past haunt you - you either sit on the front or the back row - you act very formal but you shittalk nonsense with your friends - you’re a heavy wine drinker - you are afraid of being a coward and will reck your own comfort zone from time to time just for the heck of it Taurus - you have a signature handwriting - you raise your voice when you complain - you’re always home except you’re never home - your parents have no idea how to deal with you - you’re smarter than you think Gemini - you’ve got a thing for the right lighting - you cant use sarcasm properly - sometimes you just glitch - you’ll rant about your own day for hours, sometimes just wont stfu - you practically raised yourself, you take little help from others Cancer - you use the same mug for everything - you make people feel important - you’re not afraid of shitposts - you’ve got the sweetest dance moves - you have a lot to take in Leo - you somehow manage to always be chic, your look is always on point - you have lowkey (maybe highkey) interests you keep as secrets - you’re a queen and you treat your best friends like royalty - you are generous without ever forgetting your values - you have so many doubts like omg it’s okayy drink up your evian 

Virgo - you know all the lyrics to whatever song is playing - you want to be mysterious but you blurt out your entire life to strangers - you love a little drama - you’re always forgetting simple words - you take a lot of pretty selfies Libra - you always share your food - you never leave the house without forgetting at least 3 important things - hands in essays way before the deadline or at the last minute, keeping up the quality either way - best acquaintance of the debate team - witty and unique sense of humor, will always laugh at cute things Scorpio - you’re always breaking your own heart - you never finish your food - you give 100 hugs a day - fastest, on the spot silly jokes - you have a sixth sense for recognizing sucky parties Sagittarius - teachers usually dislike you - you have pictures, magazine scraps and random images hanging on your bedroom walls - you’re not ashamed to eat plain mayo straight from the jar in public - you have pretty socks - you should probably wash your hair more often Capricorn - you always remember all of the supporting characters’ names in every fckin movie u watch - only the greatest kisser EVER - you’re lowkey pissed 24/7 - your cranky old man potential is off limits - you’re constantly making a lot of phone calls Aquarius - you get more than you give - you make weird/cute animal noises - you + alcohol: a love story - either were or still is a big nerd - best date to take to school dance, super chill in social events Pisces - you’re always having a cold - you’re a heavy sleeper - you like lemon ice cream w/ caramel syrup way too much - stubborn to the bone - 2 years from now you will be unrecognizable

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Random little things i've noticed about the signs

aries: very passionate about the type of music they like

taurus: tries to cover up their crushes by gently bullying the person they like

gemini: their eyes actually light up when something makes them really happy

cancer: looks at everyone extremely sincerely, if you didn’t know them you’d think they’re in love with everybody you see them talk to

leo: they try to be subtle when staring/looking at someone they’re interested in but it’s usually pretty obvious

virgo: loves to admire and talk about their crush/significant other

libra: they always look put together? like they could be wearing sweats but still look effortlessly nice??

scorpio: gets really involved and interested in intellectual conversations

sagittarius: every sag i know has a really cute and unique laugh

capricorn: does this cute thing where they hold back a smile if they don’t want to show how happy/excited they really are

aquarius: has sort of a hushed but still full laugh, it’s cute

pisces: looks up at the sky or down at the ground a lot