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SO FUCKING QUIRKY!!!!!!

Yep.

Person: Why do you like creepy dolls!?! They're so creepy!

Me: Yep.

Person: And they most likely kill people!

Me: Yep.

Person: And they're so old and weird!

Me: Yep.

Person: Does none of this matter to you!?!

Me: You just described everything I love about creepy dolls.

Person: You have issues.

Me: Yep.

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Sparky

I have a hand puppet named Sparky and I thought that this was funny.

Me: *Google-ing random stuff* *Googles sparky* !!!

Sparky: *Looks at my screen* *Rolls eyes*

Me: Since when are you a fire fly!?!

Sparky: Since forever. The designers somehow failed to make me look anything like the cartoon. But as this point it's so old that no one remembers it anyways.

Me: So your a bug...

Sparky: Wait, aren't you scared of bugs?

Me: N-no!

Sparky: *Grins* That's pretty ironic.

Me: How?

Sparky: Cause your always buggin' me!

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Otto the puppet

Otto the puppet: A creepy hand puppet. 

Character traits: Masculine, tries to impress everyone, cocky, brave, a little too honest, kinda sadistic, snarky, anger issues.

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Clowns!

My clown dolls! From left to right:

Hazel: A little music box!     Reggie: A cute lil’ jester.     Fritz and Franz: Two black and white twins.     Spotzy: Another clown music box, also the one from my short story.     Chris: The one on the end.

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Small dolls!

Look at them! My little dolls! This is the group of dolls I keep on my desk since I can’t keep them in my bed. From left to right: 

Reggie: A mideaval looking doll.   Pier: A pink and purple clown who lives in the freezer.   Madame Mitzy: The fancy one in a pink dress.   Daisy: The one with the bonnet.

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Dale the doll maker. (OC)

This is Dale the doll maker and Tommy, his doll/son. Yes, Tommy is possessed. Tommy is the ghost of a little boy who died in the house that Dale moved into. Then, Dale made that doll and Tommy possessed it! At first, Dale was terrified, but soon got used to Tommy and kept him. 

   When Dale was young, his parents died in a car crash. He was left traumatized and had to live in an orphanage. He was depressed for a long time and really wanted a family. He became shy and timid. Then, when he grew up, he had to leave. So he moved into a house. He needed work, so he found a job at a toy store. He was a cashier but he got moved around a lot. 

  He had really good attendance and eventually, he was given the job of making dolls. He was good at it and began to love dolls. So, he decided to make one of his own. Tommy. Dale is still shy around people and doesn’t like showing his face. He’s also an introvert and rarely ever leaves his house.

   When he does leave the house, he wears that doll mask.

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Just drew this!

I didn’t think it would look this good! Her name is Sally. Also, she named her saw. Don’t ask.

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Scenario #1

   Your alone in your room at 4:00 am, asleep with the blanket over your head and your laying on your stomach. Then, you feel something walking along your leg. Your eyes flash open and pull the blanket off. You expect to see your cat, however, you don’t. Instead, you see HIM. A doll? A dummy? It’s hard to tell in the darkness.

   On the bed behind you stands a short figure with glowing red eyes and a white suit with black overlapping vertical and horizontal stripes. He has his hands behind his back, with something sharp and grey behind poking out. His black plastic hair appears to be painted on. Then, he sees you and stops, still with one foot on your leg and one on the bed.

   “Oh, looks like sleeping beauty decided to wake up. I was hoping that you would stay asleep.” Your eyes have now adjusted to the darkness. You see his red lips move up and down as he speaks. 

   What would you do?

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This has nothing to do with dolls but my mom sent me these:

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Family photo

This is my current doll collection. From left to right:

Pier (Small clown),  Spotzy (Bigger clown with spots),  Ester (Little guy with hat),  Veronica (Giant one with brown hair),  Victoria (Medium one with red dress),  Hector (Medium with bow tie above Victoria),  Olivia (Blondie),  Fritz and Franz (Black and white clowns),  Raggedy Andy (Red head behind Olivia’s head),  Raggedy Belle (Newer Raggedy Ann doll next to Andy),  Sparky (hand puppet with yellow shirt),  Raggedy Anne (Red head with navy blue dress), Marry (Ball joint doll with black dress),  Hazel (Clown next to blue fedora)

And no, I don’t know what’s more concerning, the fact that I own all of these dolls or the fact that I own a blue fedora with sequins on it.  

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Ester

I got this doll at a garage sale for 25 cents! He’s pretty small, about 6 inches or so. Look AT THAT FACE. He looks like he’s ashamed to be near me. Not very shocking. Also, if he was alive he would have a Spanish accent. I don’t know why I imagine him to have one when he’s from Sweden but, I don’t care. He looks sad in black in white... here’s a colored one:

No, I don’t know why his lips are so red.

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Short story: Spotzy

     Hello, my name is Evan. I’ve always had a toy clown, Spotzy, I know, I know it’s a dumb name. But I was really young when I got him. My mom got it as a present at her baby shower. It’s also a music box that plays Pop-goes-the-weasel with the lyrics. A lot of people thought that it was creepy, when I was younger, I didn’t care. 

     I remember one time I took it to the play ground. All my friends thought it was the coolest thing ever! But eventually, when I was about six, my parents had to clean it and took it away, but never got around to cleaning it. i must’ve cried for about half an hour when they tried to take it. Of course I got over it, I even started playing with other toys. I started to forget about Spotzy.

     However, about 4 years later, when I was cleaning out the laundry room (Chores) I found it. I was so happy! but I knew what the uncanny valley was, since I was older. I found it a little unnerving, And the music box played when ever I bumped it, so I took out the pin and put him on my dresser facing away from me. Then, at about 9:00 pm, when I was almost asleep, I heard something... “All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel...”

END.

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Current doll collection list:

Here’s a list of creepy dolls that I own: 

Current doll count: 20 (A lot of very small dolls.)

Raggedy Ann (Or just Anne)

Raggedy Andy (Or just Andy, also he looks like Jeff the killer. I’m not complaining.)

Sparky (He’s an Awana Sparky hand puppet but I don’t care. I still see him as a different character.)

Ester (He’s only about six inches tall and probably has a Spanish accent. Also, he looks like he judging you/ashamed to be near you.)

Olivia (According to the lady I got her from said that she was a model. Shes made of phome [I can’t spell it but YOU can pronounce it, right?] and shes wearing some weird one piece pajamas.)

Veronica (A knock-off Raggedy Anne with brown hair.)

Victoria (One of two Christmas dolls I got. She’s wearing a big dress, a coat, bonnet, she was wearing arm things but I removed those, and a little shoulder thing.)

Raggedy Ann 2 (A newer Raggedy Ann doll, Belle for short. Yes, it is an Annabelle reference.)

Hector (The second Christmas doll, he just has a coat, a hat, a bow tie and some black pants that are way too high.)

Fritz  (Black and white clown doll. Franz is his twin!)

Franz (The second clown doll.)

Chris (Another clown, not black and white.)

Marry (A ball point doll with a dress I made from a sock.)

Pier (Pronounced: Pea-air, Yes, another clown doll.)

Hazel Harlequin (A clown music box.) 

Spotzy (Another clown music box doll)

Reggie (A medieval looking guy with a baggy pants and a hat with a feather on it.)

Madame Mitzy (A fancy little doll who looks like a movie star.)

Daisy (A small doll with a bonnet and a white dress.)

Bee (A small baby doll with semi Anime eyes. Has a one piece with a picture of a bee on it and a matching hat. She’s also a rattle... If I knew why I’d tell you.)

Grace (A baby doll in a bunny suit that I found in my closet.)

Mason (A bratty little doll I found in the closet. I think he used to belong to my brother.)

No, no it doesn’t.

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This has nothing to do with dolls but...

The cat just licked my charger cord.

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I’m not special.

Normal person: *Has a nightmare about a doll/toy that they own, moves doll to edge of bed / other room*

Me: *Has a nightmare about a doll/toy that I own, hugs it.*

the rest of the EDGE lords on the internet:  *Has a nightmare about a doll/toy that they own, hugs it.*

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Brat (Creepy story.)

    Carter had brown hair, dark skin and green eyes. He was wearing a blue shirt and green shorts. He was sitting on his front porch when he spotted something strange in the trash can next door. A doll? No, a ventriloquist dummy! Carter got up and wandered over, picking up the doll. It had a Suit with black overlapping vertical and horizontal stripes on a white background. It also had deep brown eyes and red lips witch went well with it’s white skin. It’s rose colored lips were twisted into a grin.

   Carter turned and began walking back to his spot on the steps. He sat down and looked over the doll. It’s cold plastic face was frozen in a twisted grin. Then, as he sat down the doll, Yuro walked over, and began hurrying as she spotted the dummy. Yuro had brown hair and brown eyes. she was wearing a purple sweater and black leggings.

“Oh, hey Yuro.” Carter said. “Look at this thing. Isn’t it creepy? whoever bought it must’ve been crazy.” Carter said, holding up the doll. Yuro’s eyes went wide.

“Can I have it!?!” She asked, staring at it. “Actually, where’d you get it? How much did it cost?” She asked eagerly.

“I didn’t buy it. I found it in the trash next door. I’ll give it to you for five bucks.” Carter said, lifting it. Yuro quickly pulled out a five dollar bill and handed it to Carter. Then, Yuro snatched the doll and turned to walk away.

“By the way, why were you just walking around?” Carter asked.

“If I walk around the street for 30 minutes, I won’t have to do the treadmill.” She said, as she walked off.

MIDNIGHT:

Yuro was asleep in her bed, wearing a bunny one piece. The dummy, who’s now named Victor, climbed out of the bed. He was laying next to Yuro, somewhat unwillingly. He stepped over Yuro and slid of the bed. Then, he tipped-toed to the kitchen and pulled himself up to the butchers block. He glanced at the knife block and grabbed the sharpest, shiniest, knife. After that, he returned to Yuro’s room and...

  He climbed back into bed and raised the knife above Yuro’s back. But, before he could plunge it in, Yuro grabbed his leg and yanked him onto his back. He dropped the knife as Yuro pulled him over. Yuro hugged the doll to her chest.

The dummy growled.

“You live tonight, brat!” He shouted angrily, but to no response.

END

Fun fact: Victor is based off of the Danny O’ day puppet that’s on Amazon. I’ll most likely get it for my birthday. I’ll take a picture of him and upload it if I can figure out how to turn off the flash on my kindle and get the USB cord to work. A

Also, the name Yuro is the word YOUR with the letters swapped around. Don’t ask why. (Even if you already figured out why, I won’t confirm it.) Also, I own that sweater and those black leggings.

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Yep.

Person: Why do you like creepy dolls!?! They're so creepy!

Me: Yep.

Person: And they most likely kill people!

Me: Yep.

Person: And they're so old and weird!

Me: Yep.

Person: Does none of this matter to you!?!

Me: You just described everything I love about creepy dolls.

Person: You have issues.

Me: Yep.