12-million-bees

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And that’s Mr. Bitchface to you

one year. i miss you bitchface

You know, sometimes I miss you guys too

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one year. i miss you bitchface

You know, sometimes I miss you guys too

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what is your favorite dump stat?

Dick size

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Pepperoni approved.

Ave dominus noster pepperoni

Hoc Stultus Scribit Latine

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yes we missed u

That’s disappointing, I had hoped you all had better things to do

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I think people are ignoring the the destructive potential of the word bozo as an insult

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A wizard in the streets, a goblin in the sheets

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A man and a muppet walk into a bar

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It’s been two weeks. No sight of 12-million-bees anytime soon. I have started to loose hope. Who knows what happened to the goth legend.

Turns out immense stress was the source of my power

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Are you guys aware that I can just delete your asks, you know that’s a thing I can do

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Personally I think you should cartwheel out of finals

I just might

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For those of you telling me not to pull all nighters: I am a goblin and will be doing what the fuck I want. My boyfriend literally had to draw and quarter me last night to make me sleep

Finals week 🥰✨

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Finals week 🥰✨

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Going on a 10 minute break at work, if anyone needs me, I’ll be quietly weeping alone in my car

(Haha, that’s a joke, 10 minutes isn’t enough to make it out to my car, have a good cry and get back to work on time)

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It’s not my circus, yet I’m lousy with monkeys

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My brother once turned to me and said with a completely straight face “hey, so you know Hokage Joe Biden?” And has not and will not stop referring to him as Hokage Joe Biden

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face reveal