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what is your favorite dump stat?
Dick size
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Pepperoni approved.
Ave dominus noster pepperoni
Hoc Stultus Scribit Latine
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yes we missed u
That’s disappointing, I had hoped you all had better things to do
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I think people are ignoring the the destructive potential of the word bozo as an insult
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A wizard in the streets, a goblin in the sheets
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A man and a muppet walk into a bar
#am I man or am I a muppet#please tell me#I’m deeply unsure but it’s feeling more and more like I might be a muppet with every day that passes
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It’s been two weeks. No sight of 12-million-bees anytime soon. I have started to loose hope. Who knows what happened to the goth legend.
Turns out immense stress was the source of my power
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Are you guys aware that I can just delete your asks, you know that’s a thing I can do
#I can also just like turn off the ask feature#your choices and actions affect the whole class#starting to actually thing about straight up deactivating the blog#get your shit together#parasocial relationships go crazy#respect people’s lives
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Personally I think you should cartwheel out of finals
I just might
#so happy to be done#this shit sucks so bad but at least I only have three more years#then two more years of grad school#then probably taking the LSATs and three more years of law school#oh my god what have I done to myself
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For those of you telling me not to pull all nighters: I am a goblin and will be doing what the fuck I want. My boyfriend literally had to draw and quarter me last night to make me sleep
Finals week 🥰✨
#unintelligible goblin noises#please i’m struggling#finals week#mom can you pick me up they’re studying here and it’s scary
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Finals week 🥰✨
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Going on a 10 minute break at work, if anyone needs me, I’ll be quietly weeping alone in my car
(Haha, that’s a joke, 10 minutes isn’t enough to make it out to my car, have a good cry and get back to work on time)
#hooray capitalism#loving this#I’m emotionally secure and stable#I can be trusted with a public facing occupation#I’m normal and cool what are you talking about
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It’s not my circus, yet I’m lousy with monkeys
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My brother once turned to me and said with a completely straight face “hey, so you know Hokage Joe Biden?” And has not and will not stop referring to him as Hokage Joe Biden
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face reveal
#this is not far off#you’re not ready for my true form#my gender is not what you have conceived in your mortal minds#let the chaos begin
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Nope, bonafide real message
Flip a coin.
If it’s heads, post your worst draft
If it’s tails, you have to frame the guy across the hall for murder
tails. easy
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My father texted me to wish me a “happy world goth day”. This is the first communication we have had in several weeks.
#goth#summer goth#my father and I have a terrible relationship#it was either a threat or an olive branch
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