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wugh this one was a trip but I’m mostly happy with it so yibbie !!!
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oh you have a tattoo? cool.. so ur telling me you were penetrated for hours and such? well good for you man :) no I did not word that weirdly what do you mean
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day 40 of me obsessively drawing this man send help
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gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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What a completely normal rat, I love how average this creature is
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He's just an Angel... I know.
Good Omens (2019-)
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Love like yours will surely come my way
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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
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GOOD OMENS + TEXT POSTS [1/?]
Bonus:
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Some internet language things I really like:
Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)
when people write with little to no punctuation like they are just so done
More specifically, asking questions without punctuation i.e. ‘what’ or ‘why’. It’s like, you want to know but also you are resigned to the answer?
When people capitalise The Thing for emphasis - particularly if they add a trademark symbol to really drive The Point™ home
How we use both bold and italic text for emphasis, but they convey it in different ways and I can’t quite explain how
Responding to things exclusively with punctuation, because sometimes words fail you and all you can say is !!!
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