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Azula: Isn't it great being the world's best firebender AND daughter?

Zuko: Totally. Isn't it great to be the firelord?

Azula: listen here you little shit–

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Glimmer: what the actual heck are you guys doing at night?! Some people are trying to sleep

Adora: oh we were playing a board game

Glimmer: oh? Was it called ''Please be gentle Catra'' or ''You're being too rough, I can't take it anymore'' by any chance?

Catra:

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Aang: Sokka we need a plan to stop the arguing between Toph and Katara, any ideas?

Sokka: The time has come.

Aang: wait...THAT time?!

Sokka: Yes Aang...Bring. Me. The. Beard.

Aang bows and brings Sokka some superglue and his beard

Wang Fire: Let's go unite them, dear son..

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Sokka : Should I turn on the lights so you see better?

Toph: Sure Sokka. The blind girl requires light...

Sokka turns on the lights: Glad to help!

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Glimmer: Why do you have Bow's rope arrow?

Adora: Oh Catra and I wanted to use this in bed when we have se–

Catra holding Adora's mouth shut: WHAT SHE MEANS IS WE NEED THIS TO FIX SOMETHING BROKEN UNDER THE BED

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Sokka: Aang and Katara are gone for awhile

Toph: I see

Sokka trying to hold back his laughter

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Hordak: *working on something important*

*Knock knock*

Hordak: WHO DARES INTERRUPT ME WHILE I–

Entrapta: hello?

Hordak smiling joyfully: Hello Entrapta, please, come in!

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Zuko: AZULA DOESN'T ALWAYS LIE

Aang, Sokka, Katara, Toph, Suki stare at Zuko in silence

Zuko: ...okay maybe she does

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Bow: No powers? A genius? Clearly the comedic relief? We must be twins!

Sokka: Not to mention we're the most handsome guys ever!

they high five eachother

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Catra: so how did you guys end up knowing ya had feelings for eachother?

Asami: Korra stole my boyfriend

Korra: HOLD ON NOW

Adora wheezing uncontrollably

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*Kids*

Azula: truth or dare Mai?

Mai: truth

Ty Lee: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Mai: dead

Zuko: MAI NO

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Katara: you know what your problem is?! you're so pretty so no one tells you to shut the fuck up!

Zuko: you think I'm pretty, Katara?

Katara, blushing: THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT

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Korra: Asami...I think I have feelings for you!

Asami: You just noticed?

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Toph: Who the fuck–

Katara: Language, Toph.

Toph:

Toph: *Whom* the fuck

Katara: NO

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Zuko: Hey Aang, what do you wanna eat?

Kyoshi's spirit: The flesh of my enemies!!!

Aang: A bagel

Kyoshi: WHAT?! NO!

Aang: Two bagels

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Zuko on the phone: Izumi got into a fight?!

10 minutes later, Zuko busts the door of the principal's office open: Izumi, my daughter!

Izumi: Dad I didn't mean to–

Zuko grasping her shoulders: Did you win?

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Adora, pointing her sword at the sky: For the honor, of Gr–

Zuko out of nowhere: Did you just say honor?!

Adora: what

Zuko: Sorry, wrong show.