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@askjenetiakrole, you stand accused of the murder of the Lord Commander and Imperial Regent. Additionally, you have refused to submit a verbal plea to the court. The verdict is guilty. The sentence is execution. If you are still alive, at any rate. Our records are a little fuzzy on that.
@ask-constantinvaldor is held in contempt of the court.
- Judgment passed by Grand Provost Marshal Aveliza Drachmar
So it is written, so shall it be.
In hindsight breaking up the legions was a bad idea right?
“No, even My brothers and I had trouble controlling tens of thousands of marines… imagine the herculean task it would be for a Chapter master to control them.”
“Now, all these other founding’s… those I’m not so sure about. I thought the Second one would be enough and that Cawl would give me an upgrade for the current marines…”
“Instead there are so many foundings that no one can keep track and Cawl decided to try and build a Legion, if I did not know any better, I would swear one of my brothers did this as a prank.”
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John lobs a small box through their window with a note attached 'enclosed within is enough thrones to pay for your locks... which are broken... I mean all of your locks... and for the window, Love the Mad Wolves of Catachan'. He just keeps on walking calmly, whistling a small musical number the whole time.
Never mind the locks, the net worth of your entire world is less than the value of the 8,000 year-old illuminated armourglass window you just broke. As executing an entire regiment would be awfully wasteful, perhaps we can arrange for the ‘Mad Wolves’ to be declared a penal legion.
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A letter appears: Please prepare to be registered. You have 5 hours.
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@ask-jaghatai-khan, you stand accused of the murder of Lord Fulgrim. The verdict is g- hey! Get back here! Someone stop that jetbike!
- Judgment passed by Grand Provost Marshal Harr Ranthal
So it is written, so shall it be.
Jaghatai Khan was boss
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@fuukonomiko, you stand accused of the murder of a Tribune of the Adeptus Custodes. The verdict is guilty. The sentence is execution. The sentence will be commuted to indefinite confinement in a tesseract labyrinth until we find a way to actually carry it out.
- Judgment passed by Grand Provost Marshal Harr Ranthal
So it is written, so shall it be.
“Where are your pants?”
“On my head.” He deadpans
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