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ㅤֹㅤ⊹ㅤ #ㅤSWEET GIRLㅤ.ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

☆⁠ PAIRING : Viltrumite Men x Fem Reader

☆⁠ CHARACTERS : Mark Grayson, Nolan Grayson, Thragg, Conquest

☆⁠ HEADCANON : How do they eat that kitty?

☆⁠ NOTES : +18 contacts. Minors DNI. English is not my first language. Hope you enjoy!

— MARK GRAYSON ⋆

Mark? Oh, he's obsessed with your pussy. Like it’s his purpose in life. Like he could live between your thighs and never get bored.

The first time he goes down on you, he groans the second his mouth touches you—like he’s addicted to the taste, like he’s never had anything better. His tongue? Everywhere. He licks, he sucks, he’s fucking messy—his mouth is completely drenched, his chin glistening, his jaw aching, but does he stop? Fuck no.

He eats you like he’s making out with your pussy, moaning, whimpering every time your fingers tug at his hair. His hands? Strong and desperate, gripping your thighs, keeping you open, keeping you right where he wants you. And when you grind against his face? Oh, he loses his fucking mind.

"Fuck, baby—yeah, use me—fuck my mouth—God, you taste so fucking good."

And when you cum? He shudders. Literally. Shudders. And then keeps licking, lapping up everything, groaning like he’s getting off on it. His hips are grinding into the bed, desperate for friction, but he doesn’t stop until you’re pushing at his head, too sensitive to handle more.

And even then? He just grins up at you, his lips swollen and glossy, his face a fucking mess.

"Please—just one more? I need it."

— NOLAN GRAYSON ⋆

Nolan eats pussy like he’s doing you a favor—like you should be on your knees thanking him for it. He doesn’t rush, doesn’t dive in like some horny teenager. No, he likes to make you wait. He spreads your thighs wide, takes his sweet fucking time looking at you, smirking when he sees how wet you already are.

"Already dripping? I haven’t even touched you yet."

And then? Oh, baby, you’re fucked.

His tongue is hot and firm, pressing right against your clit in one slow, deliberate lick that makes your hips jerk. And he just chuckles, gripping your thighs tighter so you can’t move. He eats you like a man who knows exactly what he’s doing—his tongue doesn’t just tease, it works you. He flicks, sucks, presses just right, watching your body react to every calculated movement. He’s testing you, seeing what makes you twitch, what makes your breath hitch, what makes you fall apart.

And when you do? When you cum on his tongue, thighs squeezing around his head? He just groans, deep and low, like he’s starving for it. And he keeps going. Of course, he keeps going. His hands hold you down, his tongue fucking into you, lapping up every last drop like he owns you.

Because he does.

"Good girl. Give me another one."

— THRAGG ⋆

You do not survive this.

He doesn’t tease, doesn’t ease you into it—no, this motherfucker pins you down, buries his face between your thighs, and ruins you.

His tongue is rough, fast, overwhelming. He latches onto your clit immediately, sucking so hard your vision goes white, your hips jerking off the bed. He doesn’t stop. He doesn’t let up. You’re squirming, trying to get away because holy fuck, it’s too much—but his hands? Oh, baby, his hands are keeping you right there.

And the noises? Disgusting. Deep, low groans vibrating against your clit, wet slurps as he fucking devours you. His beard? Rubbing you raw, making sure you feel every inch of his mouth on you.

"Mmm—what’s wrong? Too much?" (smirk) "You can take it. You will take it."

And when you cum? He. Does. Not. Stop. Your legs are shaking, your body arching, and he just keeps licking, keeps sucking, keeps feasting until you’re sobbing from overstimulation. And then? He flips you over and does it again.

"You’re not done. I decide when you’re done."

— CONQUEST ⋆

He forces your legs apart, buries his face between your thighs, and sucks your clit so fucking hard you scream. He doesn’t build you up slowly—he wants you wrecked instantly. He eats you like he’s punishing you, like he’s proving a point.

He’s everywhere at once, licking, sucking, fucking into you until you don’t know where the pleasure is hitting you from. And his hands? Shoving your thighs apart, holding you still, forcing you to take it. You try to close your legs? He growls.

"The fuck do you think you’re doing? I didn’t say you could run."

And when you cum? He laughs. Laughs against your overstimulated clit, sucks harder, watches as your body twists, trembles, begs for mercy. But does he stop?

No. He keeps fucking going.

And when you’re ruined, your voice hoarse from screaming his name, your thighs trembling uncontrollably? He just grins, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, looking at your wrecked, soaking pussy like it’s his greatest fucking achievement.

"Aww. Did I break you already?"

"Pathetic."

— MASTERLIST ☆

— © luv-lock. Don't copy, repost or translate any of my works here or any other websites ☆

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Y'all this is my BG3 oc, but! Before patch 7. And, yes she uses like a butt ton of mods. TwT She only exists in this one photo. Anywaysss, she's a bard. I love bards, i would be a bard just to annoy people and make 'em smile. C: Also, ima change up some stuff here now that ima post like a mad woman.

Edit: iPad now broke on me as i tried to fix it. RIP, iPad. 💀🙏

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Library Of Adoration - King Baldwin One Shot

✧˖° The king is alone, reading in his private library. Why don't you join him?

✧˖° tw/cw - fluff, a teaspoon of angst, established relationship as romantic partners, uses of pet names, a cheesy poem pick up off the internet, reader being illiterate (it’s time specific). And the poem is from Sonnet 61, Idea 61, Shakespeare.

You peek into the king's private library. Taking a quick look around, your gaze lands on the king. He's sitting so peacefully, his silver mask gleaming in the sun, and a book resting in his hands. Who knew a man, let alone a leper, could look so tranquil just from reading? Suddenly, you're spun around and come face to face with Lord Balian, snapping you out of your heavenly watching of the king. Balian's hold on your arms is tight but not uncomfortable.

“Haven’t you heard that curiosity kills the cat, dear mouse? How did you even enter this wing of the palace without the king?” Balian says with an amused smirk on his face.

“W-well… uh… I got lost looking for the privy!” you say in a panicked tone, wanting to get out of this situation as soon as possible.

“Sure you were. Let’s see what the king thinks about this, mouse.”

“Wha?! No, no!” 

Before you can say anything else, Balian opens the door to the king's library and drags you in beside him.

“My king! Look what I’ve found! A little mouse!” As Balian says that, Baldwin rises from his chair and turns to Balian.

“Balian, I hope you’re not doing anything unreasonable,” Baldwin says calmly, hiding the annoyance in his voice.

“Well, I found this little mouse sneaking around, my king. They were watching you read, my king. I think they missed you.” Balian shoves you in front of the king with a teasing smirk, making you feel more awkward. As Baldwin looks at you, Balian slinks away, smiling mischievously.

“Well, it’s nice to see you again, my dear. I know I should be seeing more of my lords, but of late I haven’t been feeling my best,” Baldwin says as he slowly approaches you, his tone warm even though his mask hides his expression. His gloved hand softly cups your cheek.

“You should have told me you weren’t feeling well. Or at least send someone to tell me!”

“I know, I know. But I didn’t want to worry you… well, too much. You already worry about me.” He chuckles, the sound sending butterflies to your stomach.

“How can I not worry—”

“Shush, my dear. Worry not about me now. I’m well and so are you, that means there’s nothing left to worry about.”

He takes your hand and guides you to sit down. He sits down next to you and places a deep purple-blue leather-covered book on your lap. You pick up the book and look it over, curiously.

“My dear, this is a gift for you. A book of poems.” he says warmly, his gloved hand holding your own.

“Well, I can’t read this, Baldwin…”

“I know, my love. I got this for you so I can read to you. We’ll be able to spend time together.”

“My love… you have your duties and this just takes time away from important things! Reading to your partner every once in a while is just a waste of your time.”

“Y/N… I don’t have much time… you know that. Time is precious to me. I want to spend it with you…” He says in a mournful tone. Even though his face is hidden behind his mask, the emotion behind it is still there

Baldwin picks up the book and opens it to a poem. “This poem reminds me of you, my love.” He clears his throat and begins reading.

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;

Nay, I have done, you get no more of me,

And I am glad, yea glad with all my heart

That thus so cleanly I myself can free;

Shake hands forever, cancel all our vows,

And when we meet at any time again,

Be it not seen in either of our brows

That we one jot of former love retain.

Now at the last gasp of Love’s latest breath,

When, his pulse failing, Passion speechless lies,

When Faith is kneeling by his bed of death,

And Innocence is closing up his eyes,

Now if thou wouldst, when all have given him over,

From death to life thou mightst him yet recover.”

Tears well up in your eyes as you hear him read the poem to you. The sound of his sweet quiet voice mixed with the scent of his nutmeg and sandalwood just fills your senses. Once he finishes reading the poem, no words need to be spoken. Just a soft kiss and you both cuddle together for the rest of the day. The worries of life no longer plaguing your minds, only your soft embrace.

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I'm back! So i had two people die, one come back to life and hide medical problems and i don't know if i've failed math. Anyways! I'll be dropping fics this week i think. Love ya! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

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Omg. All of ya'll are amazing! Your still here! 🥺 I've been wanting to post for so long but I got grounded. Horrible, I know. I just need ya'll to wait one more week! I hope to post something on the 16th! I love ya'll! Just wait and you'll get your spice!

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Hello!

I'm very sorry for the long hiatus. I've been busy with school.

Also, hello new people! its been amazing seeing you guys follow me through out the past couple of months!

Now ive decide to come back and i need yalls help with deciding what to write first! Ive put six requests that ive gotten in the past few months in a poll for you (down below). If you dont like any of the request down below, just send me a request yourself!

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𐐪𐑂 The Armour 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Paz Visla 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Mando 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Grogu 𐐪𐑂

Grogu will be your son, brother or nephew in all fan fics.

𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Greef Karga 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Dr. Pershing 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Cara Dune 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Boba Fett 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Bo-Katan Kryze 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝

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𐐪𐑂 Mandalorian🌌💣

𐐪𐑂 Bo-Katan Kryze

𐐪𐑂 Boba Fett

𐐪𐑂 Cara Dune

𐐪𐑂 Dr. Pershing

𐐪𐑂 Greef Karga

𐐪𐑂 Grogu

𐐪𐑂 Mando

𐐪𐑂 Paz Visla

𐐪𐑂 The Armour

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𐐪𐑂 Wrecker 𐐪𐑂

𐐪𐑂 Smut 💕 - 𐐪𐑂 Fluff 💝