#criminal

[sbrown82]

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

[jackdawson89]

Guilty on all charges. July 11th for the sentencing.

[vertigoartgore]

Danny DeVito as the Penguin in Tim Burton's Batman Returns (1992).

[fimbry]

Whole ass man in my kitchen slamming cabinets for attention.

[normalbrothers]

[zenniefox]

This is Perth Pinkie, a long-time friend of Whiskey's. He knows his way around The Burrows, including places where he's not meant to be. There's no place inaccessible with this guy at your disposal, that is if you're really good friends with him.

[fionaapplerocks]

For fellow vacuum cleaner nerds who have been wondering, the yellow vacuum cleaner featured in the Fiona Apple 'Criminal' video is the Miele S380 in curry yellow.

[awesomecooperlove]

HILLARY ROTHAM CLINTON… WEAKED WICH WHO SOLD HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR MONEY, FAME AND POWER

🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

[herewegobebe]

TAEMIN | Criminal ✦ Metamorph

[reality-detective]

💥 NCSWIC 💥

There are a lot of pending indictments 🤔

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned who was the smartest criminal in history

Do you know the story of the man who was nicknamed "the fox"?

At age 19, he ended up in prison, accused of infiltrating the US Secret Service and stealing many of the country's secrets.

His father was an elderly man who lived alone. One day he wanted to plant potatoes in his garden, but he lacked the strength because of his old age.

So he sent a message to his imprisoned son, which read

My dear son, I would like you to be with me right now to help me plow the garden and plant these potatoes. Now I have no one to help me.

After some time, the father received a letter from his son saying:

Dad, please don't dig in the garden because I've hidden something important, and when I get out of prison I'll tell you what it is.

In an hour after the message, the secret service and the army surrounded the house.

They dug the earth meter by meter, removed everything, but found nothing and left the house.

A week later, the father received a new letter.

Dad, I hope the land has been well plowed by the police, now you can plant potatoes, and if you need anything else, let me know. I can't be with you, but I will do my best to support you in any way I can.

[sher-ee]

Is it finally sinking in?

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Knowingly defiant wunk

[constantly-deactivated]

Bill Gates is at it again.. Built in Al Spy in Windows...

Here we go.... Windows Recall Screenshots your computer constantly. It comes with Spyware installed 🤔

[placeboelysium]

Klaasje .........💙

[fionaapplerocks]

Fiona Apple - still from the ‘Criminal’ video.