#blorbo disc horse

[live-from-flaturn]

"But you already wrote that trope."

[apollo-cackling]

the watsonian explanation (and a compelling reading imo) for why adora's side of her and catra's relationship is the way it is is that she's had her entire worldview flipped and now is desperately trying to be Of Use to her new side to compensate for the Everything + doesn't know how to want anything and is repressing everything

the doyleist explanation is first season jank yeah*

*or well first season jank incorporated to mostly make sense in canon but the short version's funnier

[imwritesometimes]

why can't I be normal when I rewatch shows with old ships? why do I always have to open a new doc in my notes app? why am I jotting down ideas and dialogue snippets?

[the-kipsabian]

i literally cant open any website anymore without seeing disc horse about three different things im so fucking Tired of this fandom

everyone shut the fuck up and lets focus on the betrayal in best friends instead and how badass joe vs swerve is gonna be and also why some blorbos havent been on tv in forever

if i see one more post about this cunt or wills promo or zelina vega im gonna eat someone alive and start blocking GOD

[wei--wuxian]

Poll idea

Who do you sympathize/empathize with the most

Wei Ying

Lan Zhan

Sizhui

Jiang Cheng

Jin Ling

Wen Ning

Wen Qing

(Idk how many options it let's you have but those were just some ideas)

Vanilla Extract

sksjdbgjsjshfkhk oh my GOD i feel like this would be so funny but also vaguely adjacent to swinging a bat at a hornets nest with the amount of discourse i've seen around lately

oh well

altering your suggested title slightly sorry. maybe this version will be less prone to The Disc Horse

[manicpixiedreambens]

everyone’s blorbo drawings are valid, let’s not start start more style disc horse (especially if you don’t even draw??)

[cringefailnarwhal]

im still sane because i follow like 30 people none of who get in disc horse much, shitpost about my life and have a blorbo sideblog. doing better then i was in 2016-2018 for sure. # growth

[an-inspired-eternity]

the original blorbo for the ask game. cloud ff7.

favorite thing about them: i am so normal about his entire character arc throughout the game (lie) i don’t know if that’s a susceptible answer but genuinely one of the things i love about cloud so much is his growth as a character throughout the game and his recovery in disc 2. i love him. i love cloud strife so much you don’t understa- 

least favorite thing about them: i genuinely don’t know actually. because alot of the moments where he acts noticeably out of line are related to. he is so mentally illinois. so to judge him based on those seems a little unfair?? i guess how stubborn and closed off he is at the start of the game but again i know why he’s like that 

favorite line from them: “I’m.. Cloud. The master of my own illusionary world. But I can’t remain trapped in an illusion anymore.. I’m going to live my life without pretending.” <-- basically that entire thing he says after he finally rejoins the party in disc 2 but i can’t find the full thing on hand 

brotp: cloud and yuffie are the siblings of all time and you cannot argue against me on this bc i have been in this fandom for 10 years and i have objectively correct opinions on all the characters because of it

otp: in a perfect scenario where eveything is right in the world cloud tifa zack and aerith would b poly. no ship wars theyre all dating

notp: notp is too strong a word for me in this scenario frankly but i'm not big on cloud and sephiroth. i get it. but its not for me

random headcanon: i believe there are chocobo girls in the ff universe instead of horse girls. and it is my belief that cloud is a chocobo girl. and being a horse girl isn’t a gender it’s a feeling but also cloud has transgender swag. hope this helps 

unpopular opinion: not to be on this again and this goes for all four of them frankly but oh my god cloud has enough love in his heart for tifa aerith and zack please for the love of god this game is twenty something years old we have moved past the need for ship wars please stop trending on twitter bc of ship drama please please pl

song i associate with them: uhhh this isnt the end all be all of cloud songs but ‘everything i ever thought i knew’ from the tangled tv show is so. him vibes

favorite picture of them: everytime he’s on screen to give an actual picture this whole sequence of cloud and aerith hanging out together at her house in remake is cute :)

[survivngthedrive]

oh bestie they are already making it a certain person thing because he is of course responsible for everything said or done by everyone in his orbit

I think I just set the world record for the longest sigh .....

I wish I could be surprised AND disappointed but really I can't they're just too fucking predictable

[arcandoria]

Mass Effectttttt

gonna include trilogy and andromeda! there was a bunch I couldn't reply with just one...

Send me a fandom and I'll tell you my...

blorbo: Garrus Vakarian. Codename: Archangel. All-around turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy...

scrunkly: LEGION, GRUNT AND VETRA idc have three

scrimblo bimblo: Miranda Lawson can step on me. I'll say thank you ma'am at your service ma'am. Also Ashley Williams :)

glup shitto: Urz is my baby and I'll die for him

poor little meow meow: Zaeed Massani, I actually think that the more bastard he is the sexier. Also Aria T'loak

horse plinko: Reyes Vidal, I absolutely wanna torment space-Zevran in the most sexual way possible

eeby deeby: I actually won't say it because I'm gonna get hunted for sport, ask me in disc 🧍‍♂️

[imwritesometimes]

god gives his biggest, honkin-est shoes [only caring abt old blorbos from, by today's standards, badly flawed media] to his silliest clowns [me 🤡]

[eggsmuses-a]

uHHHHH FUCK IT *slams desk* Your lawyer blorbos. Hand em over. Asgshshs (Ace Attorney, or alternatively Danganronpa if you'd prefer!)

send me a fandom for my blorbos etc ! / accepting

BOTH BOTH IS GOOD

blorbo : for aa its gotta be apollo NO DOUBTS ABOUT IT . i love him hes me but . lawyer and hes never not been my aa blorbo SJGSGS but close behind him is trucy because GRAMARYE SIBS !!! literally the best javsjagav but i love the entirety of the waa with my whole heart

for danganronpa no doubt about it its shuichi . hes always been my favourite and thats not changing anytime soon i just wish i had the muse to keep writing on @/dctccted right now D:

scrunkly : if trucy does not get to be no 1 blorbo she will rule as THE scrunkly . i think about her a lot . i want to bite zak and so does she

for dr its much harder to decide ... probably jataro ! ive always had a soft spot for him specifically and though i love the woh hes probably got the least troublesome issues than the others that i cant handle ( looking at you kotoko ) hes always been my kid and i want the absolute best for him ... i have so many headcanons for him most of which are based on crack things from disc rps but god ! hes so sweet ! have i ever mentioned how i think jataro sees shuichi as a father figure ??? and shuichi gladly takes that role just to prove hes better than his parents KGANAVAV

scrimblo bimblo : I THINK THAT AURA DESERVES MORE LOVE SHES JUST SO GAY AND TRAGIC SHES PROBABLY TIED VERY CLOSELY FOR POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

AND FOR DR ?? HARD CHOICE BETWEEN RYOKO AND YUI BC NOVEL CHARACTERS MY FRICKIN BELOVED !! THEY NEED LOVE AND THERAPY PLS

glup shitto : this is probably really hard for aa to choose but at the same time so easy .... clay terran . clay deserved so much more and i have such STRONG feelings about him and the fact his name is like ?? literally hinting he’d never get to go to space bc irony haha funny ( fuck you btw capcom ) AND LIKE APOLLO IS SO TRAUMATISED AND IT ALL STARTED HERE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND YKNOW ??? LIKE OBVIOUSLY NOT CHRONOLOGICALLY CLAY DIES BEFORE EVERYTHING BUT OHHH MY GOD IMAGINE YOUR ONLY FRIEND DYING ???? AJAGJAGSHS ????

for dr it’s actually hilarious kagsjaga the concept art for udg had swole monokuma . i made swole monokuma my entire personality for a solid month or two because it was EVERYWHERE its hilarious LMAO

poor little meow meow : EDGEWORTH !! EDGEY !!! this man can fit so much angst and unnecessary feelings it is not funny i literally will NOT shut up about him if you get me started . tied behind edgeworth is definitely apollo tho since i love my red men who are sad KSGHSVS and mia . god mia :(

sayaka !! she gets so much trash from everyone for fending herself ?? like yeah she shouldnt have attempted to kill leon but cmon man she didnt want to die out . do you know how hard it is to grow into an idol in japan ???? to make a name for yourself ESPECIALLY at that age ???? cmon man

horse plinko : i hate to say it but apollo ...... but if i had to choose someone i hate ????? both the paynes AND ALSO hickfield and brushel . and aristotle . hate these guys

for dr its definitely nagito , byakuya and kokichi because antags who i hate a love - hate relationship with . assholes . the lot of them LMAO

eeby deeby : literally everyone except apollo who i just mentioned but im willing to be more lenient with byakuya kokichi and nagito . ill send junko instead

[furnass]

for the ask thing: does the polycule count as a fandom. if not then heist

BET POLYCULE FANDOM IG

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): honestly? Idk? maybe Idle? I love all of them, Idle just takes up the most brain capacity atm. its like a rotating disc

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Scrunkly. the kid. or Avi he has the vibes

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): ?????? aria maybe. I keep on saying i'm going to give her development but then i just ignore her

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): ????????? autommy's sibling????????? man idfk. maybe Gigs' sister

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Gigs <3

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Idle & Aria LMAO

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Trevor /j

[fortunatelyfresco]

discworld for the fandom blorbo meme

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Moist von Lipwig, surprising no one

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

I'm extremely distressed for the imps, if that counts

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

i've seen very little fan content for The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents so i'm going to collectively say Maurice, Keith, Peaches, Dangerous Beans, Darktan, and Sardines

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

I don't know if they count as obscure, but whenever any of the Times gang is mentioned or shows up in a crowd scene in someone else's book, I'm always like "THEY'RE HERE!!!"

I also love Shawn Ogg in Lords and Ladies, but I haven't actually encountered him as a background character yet

Rincewind is another one that I'm always like "!!!" when he suddenly shows up

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

honestly i don't know how to quantify this on the disc lmao

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

it is vital that lord vetinari keep moist's enclosure enriching by putting Problems in it

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

oh, jail for Lord de Worde! jail for Lord de Worde for one thousand years!

[thebreakfastgenie]

west wing for the silly little ask game pls

YES

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Josh Lyman. My man. My myth. My legend. Not sure any other character ever approaches what he is to me.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

CJ Cregg (Josh is So Shaped too but I'm trying not to answer him on all of these)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I'm gonna say Toby Ziegler I'm not sure how underrated he is but I feel like fandom could use about 500% more Toby content. And he sure was underappreciated by the writers at the end there.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

John Hoynes!! He is soooo interesting I'm obsessed.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Counting Sam Seaborn for this because he is pathetic and was a "problematic fave" in 2014 TWW Tumblr Disc Horse but Josh is also a poor little meow meow.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

sorry to answer Josh again but. Josh Lyman. I have a detailed outline for an AU where he dies, so.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

It would be a better show if Bob Russell never existed.

[certain-death-awaits]

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