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marisatomay · 2 hours
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On my way to my destination just now I was stuck behind a completely full school bus that pulled out in front of me without enough room to do so and almost hit me but that’s beside the point which is not to let children dictate my self worth but is there anything worse than middle schoolers staring at you
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marisatomay · 2 hours
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Gotta be honest lads this whole RFK Jr brain worms thing has thrown me for a loop I really thought brain worms were like something that may have existed at some point but were eradicated when they invented penicillin and are now only referenced in medical books
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marisatomay · 2 hours
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It would make more sense for me to like running in the winter more because it would feel nice being so cold when you’re sweaty and hot but unfortunately one of my favorite parts of summer is almost passing out while running in the heat of the early evening
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marisatomay · 5 hours
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Little missy got a haircut
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marisatomay · 5 hours
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Heydude how’s it going
“maybe the curtains are blue because the author just liked the color blue” set human critical thinking skills decades back
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marisatomay · 6 hours
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marisatomay · 7 hours
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POINT AND LAUGH
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marisatomay · 7 hours
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Just unblocked someone I had blocked (for reasons I cannot remember) because they made a good post ..every day is a winding road
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marisatomay · 8 hours
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I’m reading reviews for the new season of IWTV (very excited. highly recommend the first season.) and they all allude to this Problem with a good chunk of the second half of the season and it’s kind of freeing to know that every iteration of IWTV will just have this inherent flaw where—no matter how you work it or how talented the other actors are or how compelling you make Louis or Armand or Claudia or Daniel—Lestat still disappears for part of the story and it kills the vibe because he is the driving force for conflict and you need conflict to make a story Go
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marisatomay · 9 hours
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the catholic church just called and said the 7 deadly sins are now gooning, price gouging, FOMO, binge watching, ragebait, mukbangs, and reaction videos with just someone in the corner pointing at the content and nodding along
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marisatomay · 10 hours
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So inspirational… I WILL go back in time and shoot my shot with 1994 Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
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marisatomay · 21 hours
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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marisatomay · 23 hours
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Pennsylvania is so beautiful
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marisatomay · 1 day
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Hey man how’s it going
“maybe the curtains are blue because the author just liked the color blue” set human critical thinking skills decades back
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marisatomay · 1 day
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marisatomay · 2 days
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UGLYYYYYYYYYYY
Are they still doing that ugly ass “champagne” carpet at the Met Gala
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marisatomay · 2 days
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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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