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Okay, haha, good one. 100K. It is to laugh.

Now please leave my poor notifications alone. They have been through so much.

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Chaos is the Point

So first off, yes, I will be voting for Biden, because for any number of his flaws, Trump is 10,000 times worse.

Regarding the protests on college campuses in solidarity with Gaza, demanding the schools divest from Israel, Biden said that while we have the right to peacefully protest, we do not have the right to "cause chaos".

Excuse me sir. What exactly do you think is the point of protesting? Be quiet and out of the way so we don't bother anyone? If a protest doesn't inconvenience anyone, it isn't a protest. It's just a flash mob.

Block a road. Barricade a door. Blare your positions with megaphones at 2 AM. Hack a corporate website to show banner ads screaming your position in vibrant pastels.

Protestors do not have a right to violence to other people. Violence toward the status quo is the whole damn point.

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I mean this with all love and respect, but if this hellsite actually curses me with 100k, I will... probably not do anything, but seriously, come on. Yay for science, but still...

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My good bitch (respectful), how dare you omit the most important, the primal, the UrTombstone:

* the Spooky Scary Skeletons guy

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To the people who have decided to follow me in light of my 70k blurse, you will be deeply disappointed by my infrequent, irregular, haphazard, chaotic posting. Or maybe that's what you're into, idk.

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Me: yay! 70k notes for science and programming!

Also me: BOOOO! 70K notes!? My poor notifications...

(Yes, I am stubborn and have not turned off notifications. I take my curse honestly.)

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Assembly is correct! It's a specialized form to maximize efficiency, but yes. And from what I remember of my Assembly classes in college, dear fucking God pay those programmers in fucking gold bars because DAYUM.

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Crap. In my excitement about programming and space, I have invoked the Curse of 10K Notes.

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This seriously has the makings of, given a few hundred years, the accidental founding of a religion.

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Or conversely, it just creates a Random Effect. Perhaps based on what items you included in the concoction. Perhaps purely up to the Random Number Gods. But yeah, it COULD 1HKO the final boss. Or it could turn you into a rubber chicken. Or make you immune to all damage for the duration of the battle. Or make you character naked - not "no armor" naked, but TRUE naked. Bits and all. The developers didn't even PROGRAM that, so they don't know how you did it. But now, as a different side effect of this soup, you are now beating the final boss to a violent bloody death with you Comically Oversized Bludgeoning Breasts/Penis.

video games should let you throw all the items you saved up so far into some big awful soup that defeats the final boss in one hit

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Actual snort laugh at the end. Well done.

mirror.mp4

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It's the last frame that gets me.

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Out?

The fact that Eve was able to sneak away long enough to eat the apple means that she had ample unsupervised time. We don't know what god did with Lilith's body. All I'm saying is that it's possible Eve ate Lilith.

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Opening line to NSFW lesbian sonic fanfic

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Isnt... isn't that where his buried his ex-wife who died by "falling down the stairs"???

Spicing up this Friday morning with an earthquake here in NYC

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