#thanks orteil

[barfghost]

i bought cookie clicker on the 10th anniversary steam sale and imported the save i pasted into google drive from pretty much release

[tokkias]

cookie clicker has done irreparable damage to my brain (affectionate)

[mihotose]

you people are insane but im normal (looking at cookie clicker achievement rates)

[bichaels]

once again remembering that i wouldve been 6 feet under if i didnt pour my heart into coo/kie clic/ker all those years ago

[orteil42]

ok this is so stupid but i always turn to playing cookie clicker when things are going Rough 4 me. idkidk its just a silly little thing i can put my whole focus on and off of very easily. probs the single best way of grounding for me. thank u orteil ur game is singlehandedly better for me than any breathing exercise mwah mwah

i get messages like yours a lot and while i didn't intend for it i'm very glad my game gets to be useful to people that way!

[auxon]

anyway i'm back on the cookie clicker wagon. or off the not-playing-cookie-clicker wagon. one of those things. i WILL beat my complicated ex-fwb to finishing cookie clicker if it kills me goddammit

[submissivegayfrenchboy]

27 / 01 / 2024

🇨🇵 FRANÇAIS / FRENCH 🇨🇵

Juste une petite histoire inspirée de la photo.

HISTOIRE FICTIVE PERSONNELLE écrite en collaboration avec mon ami @tidodore2

HUMILIÉ PAR UN MAÎTRE TWITTER #4

ALPHAGODHARRY

- UN PATRON OU UN MAÎTRE ? -

PARTIE PAR submissivegayfrenchboy

Le sublime jeune maître AlphaGodHarry regardait son moche esclave lécher ses pieds, amusé et dégouté.

MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "C'est bien larbin t'as rappliquer vite, maintenant mes pieds attendent ta langue !"

PARTIE DE tidodore2

ESCLAVE : "Oui maitre ! Merci de m'avoir installé une niche près de votre bureau. C'est un tel honneur de pouvoir ramper à vos divins pieds dès que j'entends la cloche 🛎 !"

PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy

MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "D'ailleurs je pense que le mieux serait de te virer et t'engager comme lécheur de pieds attitré."

PARTIE PAR tidodore2

ESCLAVE : "Oh non, pitié maitre ! Si je perd mon emploi, je vais me retrouver à faire les poubelles dans la rue pour survivre 😨 Il me faut un minimum de salaire pour vivre!"

PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy

MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "Oui tu as raison, t'auras un minimum de salaire. Tu sera payé moins cher que les nettoyeurs de chiottes, ça devrait suffire vu que tu es seul. Étant donné que t'es si moche que personne veut de toi. Et puis si tu dois vraiment faire les poubelles, bah c'est ta vie pauvre con ! 😈"

PARTIE DE tidodore2

ESCLAVE : "Merci beaucoup maitre ! Un nettoyeur de chiotte doit se faire au moins 450 euros par mois, ça sera largement suffisant pour que je paye mon minable appartement !!!"

PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy

MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "Oui et puis tu pourras toujours emménager dans un appartement plus petit. Je suis sûr que tu pourrais vendre plusieurs objets pour avoir un peu d'avance. Allez, suce mes orteils pendant que j'appelle le boss."

PARTIE DE tidodore2

ESCLAVE : "C'est que..je vis déjà dans seulement 25m2... Mais je pourrais sans doute me passer de certains meubles et trouver encore plus petit !"

L'esclave suce les orteils en regardant son nouveau maitre AlphaGodHarry avec admiration pendant qu'il téléphone au patron.

PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy

MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "Sinon je peut toujours installer une cage dans une de mes armoires. Mon caleçon sale serait ta couverture, mes chaussettes seraient ton oreiller. Et le matin tu serais mon chauffeur pour aller au travail."

ESCLAVE : "Vous avez raison, maître, ça sera peut être mieux. De toute façon, je n'aurai pas le temps d'aller chez moi si je dois passer mon temps à faire votre ménage et à vous sucer les pieds, maître."

L'esclave n'avait pas perdu son emploi, mais son salaire servait de loyer, bien qu'il vivait sous le lit de son maître AlphaGodHarry ou dans son placard.

Vivre au service de son maître AlphaGodHarry était sa meilleure décision. Rien n'obligeait le maître à déclarer qu'il vivait avec son esclave, ce qui lui permit de garder l'appartement à son nom afin de faire vivre son esclave dans la menace qu'il le vire de chez lui en tout légalité.

L'esclave fit donc preuve d'une grande soumission envers son maître et devint expert en léchage de pieds.

FIN DE L'HISTOIRE

Lien du compte Twitter de AlphaGodHarry

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🇬🇧🇺🇲 ENGLISH / ANGLAIS 🇬🇧🇺🇲

A short story inspired by the picture. 😉

PERSONAL FICTIONAL STORY written in collaboration with my friend @tidodore2

HUMILIATED BY A TWITTER MASTER #4

ALPHAGODHARRY

- A BOSS OR A MASTER? -

PART BY submissivegayfrenchboy

The gorgeous master AlphaGodHarry looked at his ugly fag, disgusted.

ALPHAGODHARRY : "It's good flunkey you came back quickly, now my feet are waiting for your tongue!"

PART OF tidodore2

SLAVE: "Yes master! Thank you for setting up a kennel for me near your desk. It's such an honor to be able to crawl at your divine feet as soon as I hear the bell 🛎!"

PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy

MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Besides, I think it would be best to fire you and hire you as a regular footlicker."

PART BY tidodore2

SLAVE: "Oh no, have mercy master! If I lose my job, I'll find myself scavenging in the street to survive 😨 I need a minimum salary to live!"

PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy

MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Yes you are right, you will have a minimum salary. You will be paid less than the toilet cleaners, that should be enough since you are alone. Since you are so ugly no one wants you. And then if you really have to do the trash, well it's your life poor idiot! 😈"

PART OF tidodore2

SLAVE: "Thank you very much master! A toilet cleaner must make at least 450 euros per month, that will be more than enough for me to pay for my shabby apartment!!!"

PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy

MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Yes, and then you can always move into a smaller apartment. I'm sure you could sell several items to get a head start. Come on, suck my toes while I call the boss."

PART OF tidodore2

SLAVE: "It's because.. I already live in only 25m2... But I could probably do without some furniture and find something even smaller!"

The slave sucks toes watching his new master AlphaGodHarry in awe as he phones the boss.

PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy

MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Otherwise I can always install a cage in one of my closets. My dirty underpants would be your blanket, my socks would be your pillow. And in the morning you would be my driver to go to work."

PART BY submissivegayfrenchboy

SLAVE: "You're right, master, it might be better. Anyway, I won't have time to go home if I have to spend my time doing your housework and sucking your feet, master. "

The slave had not lost his job, but he gave his salary to pay his rent, even though he lived under his master's bed or in his closet.

Being in the service of his master, AlphaGodHarry, was his best decision. Nothing required the master to declare that he lived with his slave, which allows him to keep the apartment in his name in order to support his slave with the threat that he will legally kick him out of his home. The slave therefore showed great submission to his master and became an expert in foot licking.

END OF THE STORY

Link of AlphaGodHarry's Twitter account

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@faggotdreams @fagsworshipalphas @faggotscometoworship @feet-supreme @leftprogrammingroadtripdean @gayhopefullove @feetslavefeet @faggotscometoworship @faggotdirt

[kirbytripledeluxe]

saw you asking orteil about cookie clicker.

here you go boss: orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

it's a free browser game. just click on the cookie and see what happens

thank you let me go grab my computer

[sylfart]

Tried Cookie Clicker's dungeon character portrait style with Esther

Thanks @orteil42 for the time, energy and finger-consuming game with cookies, it's fun.

Made with this palette shared a few weeks ago

[leolaroot]

whenever you put orteil on the dash I have to go check my cookies . thank you I just got a golden cookie. the juckport 1 trilion dollars

[elline]

So actually turning "scarry stuff" off in the options actually makes everything a thousand times funnier actually

Look at her. She looks like the grandma of IHE i love it. Amazing thank you orteil

oh shes PISSED

[noticeskouhai]

orteil anon here. if you were me would you believe jerma was real? thank for your question

Jerma is real as fuck I saw him yesterday he was giving gifts to kids at the mall. He was wearing a red coat and hat

[cookie-clicker-cheat-namebn]

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[orteil42]

Hi orteil I am a receptionist and I started a cookie clicker save on the work computer 700 days ago and all my coworkers are so confused and scared of it just wanted to let you know :)

Dear receptionist,

Thank you for this kind message!

Always be yourself. Please never stop scaring people.

Warm regards, your pal,

-Orteil

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[competentwoman]

this review of the cookie clicker steam port is simply exquisite