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What are your limits? What is something you don't write about?
I have spoken about it a little in my request rules, but I guess I can give some more info.
I'm pretty open minded when it comes to writing about darker subject matter. I mean, I run another blog that's centered on yanderes. I'm perfectly okay with writing about blood, gore, manipulation, stalking, killing, unhealthy relationships, dub and noncon. I can stomach a lot of things. If someone wants to request these, then they can go ahead.
But I've never gotten into the whole bully x victim dynamic. Granted, that is largely due to my own personal past trauma. I've just never liked it and I doubt I ever will.
In terms of more suggestive content, I'm all for it. But anything involving spit (outside of kissing) makes me physically cringe. It just gives me the ick, you know?
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[Name]: I had fun today. I don't know why we don't hang out more often.
Yandere!Legend: Because I refuse to leave the safety of my home and you keep selfishly declining my offers to stay with me and live in my closet like some adorable boogieman.
[Name]: Ah, right... Knew it was something.
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So if we call Apothecary![Name] a cat, does this mean that them getting brought to the Chain would be considered the work of the Cat Distribution System?
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I know we all have our headcanon voices for the boys, but this is mine for Time.
I imagine him with Jing Yuan's EN voice (VA: Cy Yu aka CyYuVtuber on Twitch). Is it entirely because of his "reinforcements" line? Yes. But can you blame me? Like, listen to this voice line and tell me it doesn't fit.
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I suppose it doesn't help that I simp for both of them.
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Imagine you're watching the live action Zelda movie and they zoom in on Link and he goes for the classic "well excuuuuse me, princess."
I'd shoot myself.
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Time: *interrogating a bandit* I know 200 ways to kill a man.
Apothecary![Name]: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.
Time: 201.
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I think it would be funny to see the Chain's reactions to a Mimic (specifically to the ones that disguise themselves as chests in dungeons).
All of them know that chest = good, so imagine them in a DnD or other fantasy setting that has mimics.
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[Name]: *sarcastically* Oh, wow. A single chest in an empty room. Come on, guys, let's go. Not even we're dumb enough to fall for this.
Warriors: Fall for what?
Wind: I call dibs!
[Name]: Wait no! Don't open that!
Wind: AAHHH! Giant crab monster in the chest!
[Name]: I take it back. We are - apparently - dumb enough.
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Do you like any other anime?
Admitedly, I haven't been keeping up with anime as much as I used to a few years ago, but I still keep my eyes peeled for a show that I think I would like.
I've seen many popular choices both old and new, as well as more obscure stuff (or anime that aren't talked about as much as others).
I've watched Fullmetal Alchemist (both '03 and Brotherhood), Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Konosuba, MHA, Spy x Family, JJK, Dororo (2019), Frieren, Dr. Stone, pretty much every Yu-Gi-Oh series (yes, even season 0), Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom, Mushoku Tensei, That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime, etc.
But if you asked me to pick my all time favourite, I'd say that it would be Re:Zero. I am super exited for the third season coming this October.
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I've been thinking about this, but the concept of an athiest would blow the Chain's minds. Especially if [Name] is one.
Like I would pay to see their reactions when you explain it.
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Come get your daily dose of angst! As a side note, I have a fic to write.
Imagine if in the Guide AU, the Chain, though obviously happy to have you back, hold some resentment towards you. They hate it, but they just can't help but feel hurt by past actions.
You left them all alone. After all you two faced, they thought you'd be together forever. You were their guide, their rock, their best and closest friend, maybe even their first love. But one day you we're just gone, no "goodbyes" or any notice of when - or even if - you'd be back.
They waited for you for so long, hoping that they'd wake up and hear your voice again. But time moved on and you were nowhere to be seen or heard. Maybe someone else needed your help and you went there to assist them, that did sound like something you'd do. But, still, did you have to leave them behind seemingly without reason? Surely, they could help you if you needed it, instead of staying at home, waiting, making excuses for you to comfort themselves. The two of you could do anything together, couldn't you?
Now you're back, so everything is great again, right? It should be, but it's not. You don't even remember anything about the past. Why can't you remember? Why don't you remember? Were all of the tears they shed for nothing? Why did they let you drift away like that?
They now know that it was not your fault you left, that there were outside forces that pulled you away, that they shouldn't blame you, but there's still a pang in their chest when they think about it.
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Apothecary![Name]: *Laying out all the detaills of a murder case they've been asked to solve*
What the Chain hears:
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[Name]: I really like eminem.
Wind: I prefer skittles.
[Name]: No, I mean the rapper.
Wind: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER?
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Wild: I don't think we ever really got over that language barrier.
Isekai!Non-native English speaker![Name]: Nah, it's not your fault.
Wild: Wtf you seak english?!
[Name]: Of course I do.
Wild: You've spoken english this whole time we've known you?
[Name]: Yeah.
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So fun fact: cats give licks to show authority, rabbits receive licks to show authority.
Now I'm imagining cat!apothecary![Name] and bunny!Legend with this. They both think that they're the one in charge.
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The Apothecary’s Travel Guide Chapter 1
Quickly, before we begin, I want to set some things straight about this little fic series.
This fic will use Fem!Reader in both pronouns and body descriptions. I usually stick to gender neutral stuff, but this fic just works better with a female main character in mind (or at least I think so).
While I won’t be going into actual nsfw stuff (maybe in the future, I haven’t decided), this fic will still contain sexual themes and scenarios. This fic is meant for older teens and up. I don’t write with a young audience in mind, both for this fic and in general.
For those of you who are not familiar with The Apothecary Diaries (wtf are you doing here, go watch it), the series takes place in a fictional version of Imperial China. You don’t absolutely need to watch it to read this fic, but you will have a better understanding of things if you have (also, it’s just a really good show, very well written with one of the best female protags I’ve ever seen).
Also, this fic starts before Sunset, so the whole “Twilight is Wolfie” and “Hyrule can heal” things are not known yet.
It felt a little strange to be back in the busy streets of the pleasure district after spending months in the rear palace. But it was the good kind of strange. The smell of grilled meat skewers that you missed so much, the paper lanterns hanging overhead, people haggling for better prices in the street side shops, playing games on the side of the road, or drinking tea in teahouses. And of course, beautiful women calling men over to offer ‘special services’ in the many brothels.
It’s a sight you’re all too familiar with. Having grown up here, raised by the women of the famous Verdigris House, these things did not phase you. One would think that working in the palace would be quite the change of pace, but if there’s one thing that you’ve learned over the past however many months, it is that the palace and brothels aren’t all that different. A beautiful caged garden full of flowers for the emperor to enjoy looking upon.
In truth, if you had the choice, you would not want to have anything to do with the imperial palace, but given your situation, what could you do? You certainly didn’t ask to be kidnapped and sold off to the palace back then and you didn’t ask to be promoted to lady in waiting to one of the four highest ranking concubines. You were doing just fine as an apothecary back in the pleasure district, thank you very much.
You had originally attempted to stay low, worked as a simple, low ranking servant until your contract expired and then head home. You hid any signs of value that could get you promoted; you hid your ability to read and write, as well as hid your ‘true beauty’ so you wouldn’t become a concubine (even if a servant could only ever become a low ranking concubine). Any extra money you would have earned  from those promotions would just be swiped by your kidnappers, anyway. At least you still got paid for your regular work.
Had things originally gone according to your plan, you would have worked hard and been released within three years. However, now that goal post has been moved quite a bit.
But you shouldn't be thinking about work right now; it was your day off, after all. You were back home (after managing to haggle your way into them letting you leave the palace) and that’s all that matters right now.
I should get some radishes and chicken for soup tonight. You thought as you walked down the street of the makeshift market. You hoped that your father had been eating well. He was never all that good at feeding himself. If he was starving for a few days, the old lady from the Verdigris House would force something down his throat.
Speaking of the Verdigris House, you should probably head there later. Both to say hello to your ‘big sisters,’ but also so you could take a bath there. They’d likely want some medicine, too, now that you thought about it. The last time you delivered medicine there was the day you got kidnapped.
Heh. Even on my day off I’m running errands.
With your little morning shopping excursion done, you stuffed the ingredients into the basket you carried on your back and started heading to that familiar little shack you affectionately called home. Dad should be in the fields tending to the plants right now. Honestly, he was getting too old for that trek, especially with his busted knee, but you couldn’t deny that he loved that little garden he’s cultivated over the years. Not like you were any different when it comes to your passion for medicinal herbs. As your master, he taught you everything you know about medicine; what herbs work in which situations, what to use and what to avoid, how to make medicine, what plants, mushrooms and animals were poisonous and which weren’t, etc. He was a very learned man, having studied both eastern and western medicine. With a few more years of teaching, you might be as good as him, or you hoped so, at least.
Finally you reached the calm little neighbourhood you grew up in. It was on the very outskirts of the city, not even protected by the tall stone brick walls. Looking at the small sizes of the houses, barely larger than your average shack, told people that this was where the poor lived. It wasn’t much, but it was home. Truth be told, your father was an excellent medical expert, even having worked in the palace before from what you’ve heard, but for all his skill and knowledge, he had terrible luck, which is why he ended up living here instead of somewhere more fitting for his stature.
But when you got to your little childhood home, you were met with a worrying sight. A woman you didn’t recognise, worry and uncertainty written on her face, knocking on the front door of your home. That’s strange, did she need medicine? You didn’t recognise her servant uniform, but she seemed to be from one of the inns in the area.
You called out, catching her attention immediately. “Are you looking for the apothecary? He’s currently out, but I can leave him a message.”
“Please help, it’s a medical emergency! Someone’s been poisoned!”
Your face immediately turned serious as you dropped your belongings before running inside the shack to retrieve an emergency med kit. “Lead me to them.”
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People had gathered around the doorway of the inn, clearly all in a panic, but not sure on what to do.
“I brought the apothecary. Please step out of the way.” The two of you moved past the seemingly small army of staff and patrons.
What you saw seemed to match what the woman had told you before. A man lying on the bed, restless, breathing erratically, hands clenching at the fabric of his clothes right over his heart. Immediately you entered your ‘work mode,’ practically diving next to the man. First, a physical check up.
You pried open the man’s eyes, looking into them; you checked his pulse and stuck a finger into his mouth. Judging from the spittle running down his chin and trace amounts of sick on the bed sheets and his blue scarf, it’s safe to say that he had vomited. Still, you pressed down on his solar plexus to induce more of it. It would help expel whatever caused this reaction, but it would also dehydrate him. There was a hrrk, and spit came pouring out of his mouth, which you wiped away with the bedsheets you had gripped.
Suddenly, a new man with brown hair and eyes came running through the door with what seemed to be a waterskin in his hands.
He was just about to offer the water to the man you were tending to, but you shouted at him: “Don’t let him drink that! Charcoal- we need charcoal!” The startled man dropped the item onto the floor, but recovered just as quickly, running off once again to retrieve the required item.
You repeated this process several times on the victim; making him vomit, wiping the bile away ad nauseum until nothing but stomach acid came out. The man was able to breathe much easier now, no longer hyperventilating. Thankfully, at your request, the charcoal had arrived just in time, which you quickly ground up with your mortar and pestle.
“This’ll be rough on his throat, but it’ll flush the toxins out of his body.” You spoke as you poured the fine powder into his mouth. Some of the men, who you assumed to be the patient’s associates, had gathered around the two of you, clearly worried.
“Wa… Water. Please…” Those were the first words you heard him speak, weak, but nonetheless a sign that he was recovering.
“Not yet. I’m sorry, but you’ll have to endure this a little bit longer.”
Though unhappy, he accepted and resigned himself to his scratchy and dry throat for the time being. Finally you were able to remove yourself from the bedside, letting the other men move the patient while the inn’s servant ladies removed the soiled linens.
First damn thing in the morning and I already have to deal with an emergency. I only just got back. You grumbled in your mind as you looked at your filthy hand. Ugh. I really need a bath. You sighed both from relief and exhaustion.
“You doin’ okay, Captain?” One of the taller men with brown hair asked while holding him up so he could stand.
The patient - now identified as ‘Captain’ - took a breath. “Much better.” He then turned his attention towards you. “Thank you. I was certain that I was a goner.”
“I am simply doing my job. There is no need to thank me.” Utilising some water in a pitcher that one of the servants offered, you wiped your hands with a damp cloth.
You then took out a wooden slip, wrote just a couple characters on it and handed it over to the servant woman who you first encountered. “Deliver this to doctor Luomen and bring him here. He should be by the south wall.”
With that, the servant gave you and everyone else in the room a small bow before leaving.
The man with a blue hat turned his attention to the patient, who had once again been laid down onto the cleaned up bed. “Now I know that stuff took you out; you didn’t even try to flirt with your “guardian angel”.”
“So that’s your impression of me?” The sarcasm in his voice was evident. “Glad to know that it took me almost kicking the bucket to change your opinion.”
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Within about half an hour, the servant had returned, your father in tow. It took longer than you had hoped, but given your father’s age and condition, it wasn’t all that surprising.
He took a good look at the patient and asked some questions.
“I suppose you did an adequate job here.” He gave you his trademark gentle smile after he was done with his examination.
“‘Adequate’?” You ask, annoyed.
A man who you assumed to be the owner of the inn came into the room. “Thank you, doctor Luomen. You are the best medical expert one could ask for.”
“Don’t thank me. My daughter did all the hard work.”
“Tell me, how much do we owe you? Name your price.”
“There’s really no need-”
You nudge your father’s side with your elbow. “Can you pay rent this month?”
“Ah… Well, in that case, I’ll take the usual fee.”
This was one of his habits; undercharging for his work, or even failing to charge at all, much to your distress. You understood the desire not to take money from people who were already struggling to get by, but this was not the case.
A tall blond man in heavy armour came up to you, holding out a small-ish sack. “Please, allow us to reimburse you as well. We owe you a lot.” Seeing no reason not to, you accepted the item.
With that, your father and the inn’s owner head into another room to discuss payment, leaving you to gather up your tools.
From the corner of your eyes, you noticed a few of the men fidgeting nervously or giving each other glances. They obviously wanted to say something. You didn’t know why they were hesitating. Sure, you might have sharp, mean-looking eyes and you didn’t smile all the time, but there’s no reason for these numerous grown men to act like this around you.
“Can I help you?” You broke the ice. No point in delaying this.
The one who you assumed to be the leader cleared his throat. “Actually, we’d like you to answer some questions we have. We’re travellers from afar, you see, and we don’t know much about this place or nation.”
They came all this way here and they don’t know the first thing about where they are? “You’re in the country of Li, specifically in the capital city of both the nation and the Central Province. I’m not going to judge how you choose to spend your time, but if you wanted to go sightseeing, I wouldn’t exactly recommend coming to the pleasure district first.” You raised an eyebrow. Just who were these people?
You saw that a few of the mens’ faces had turned bright red when they realised where they were. “Ha! Told you that this is where we ended up.”
“Are you implying that you frequent these kinds of places, Captain?” It sure seemed like these two had a penchant for arguing. Even during the time while you were waiting for your father to arrive, you noticed that they kept butting heads.
“Enough, you two.” The oldest shot them a quick glare. “Either way, it’s good we left Wind with Four back at the city outskirts. Both because of the inappropriate nature of this place- no offence…”
You shrugged. “None taken.”
“... But so that they wouldn’t have to see you get in trouble like this.”
“You are the apothecary here, right? If so, then you should be familiar with people who have gotten injuries.” You nodded. “Have you heard anything about encounters with any strong monsters, particularly those with black blood?”
Alright, now you were really confused. Monsters? Black blood? Was this some kind of way of informing you of a new disease spreading among the troops of enemy nations? But if so, why not tell this to an army physician instead of a random apothecary?
“Can’t say that I have.” You spoke up after having given it some thought. “Though I have to admit that I have been working in the inner court for the past few months, so I’m not caught up on the goings on outside the palace walls. But if you are telling the truth, I’m certain I would have heard rumours.” Thinking back, Xiaolan - a girl you had grown a friendship with when you were a simple servant at the palace - sure loved her gossip, and if there was one thing she loved more, it was sharing that gossip with you over tasty snacks and food.
“Thank you anyways.”
While this conversation didn’t seem like it yielded much, it did get your gears turning. It was time to do some espionage- or rather, some investigating. Something you’ve gotten pretty good at lately, if you said so yourself.
“Please wait here while I get you some medicine.” With a quick bow you left the room. In truth you had already prepared the medicine while waiting for your father to arrive, but this was still a convenient excuse.
As quietly as you could you hid yourself behind the sliding door and pressed your ear against it. Sure enough, once the men in the room believed you to be gone, they started talking. Words like “monsters,” “eras,” “shadow” and others got thrown around as if it was common knowledge, yet it only served to confuse - and intrigue - you further. One thing was certain; these were not your regular, run-of-the-mill travellers.
Your earlier talk also gave you an opportunity to scrutinise their appearances. Given their unfamiliar clothes and armour, plus features like light coloured hair and eyes, and their utter lack of knowledge of where they even were, you assumed them to be from a distant land, the west, most likely. But that was before you noticed one curious detail that they all shared; pointed ears.
This one thing had you calling things into question. Sure, the world was a large place, but in all your years of studying medicine and the human body, you’ve never heard of any group of peoples with such a distinctive feature.
But now came the question of what to do. What were you going to do about this suspicious group? Should you report them in case they were here to cause trouble? To be honest, you didn’t want to get involved. No point in sticking your neck out for these strangers and possibly risk getting accused of treason. You’ve done your job, you healed them, and you’re about to give them their medicine and leave. There’s no need to let them occupy your mind anymore. You’d steer clear of them from now on. Yeah, that sounded good.
Finally, you pretended to have returned from your ‘excursion’ and knocked on the door. Given the sudden silence from the room, it was safe to assure that whatever they were talking about was not for others to hear.
Walking up to the Captain still in bed, you handed over a small paper bag. “Please take this for the next few days. It’ll ease your stomach and help with getting rid of any lingering toxins. I would recommend drinking it as tea.”
The one who you had identified as ‘Legend’ from when you were listening in groaned. “Ugh. This whole thing’s been a wash. You guys ready to head back to camp?”
A unanimous ‘yes’ was heard.
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Ironically enough, you could not get those men out of your head. Was your intuition trying to tell you that there was something wrong with them? Or were you simply curious? They were certainly the most interesting people you’ve met in some time.
They had already left the inn and you had headed in a different direction. You did finally manage to get that warm bath you were looking forward to. And getting to speak to your ‘big sisters’ at the Verdigris House was nice. But still your mind was occupied with something else. Damn it, this was supposed to be your day off, but you haven’t been able to relax completely!
You kicked a small rock in front of you in frustration. Hopefully having dinner with your dad would help alleviate your problem.
Suddenly you felt an all too familiar feeling of being pulled backwards.
Well, this wouldn’t be your first kidnapping.
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And Wars will have to suffer through that dry, ashy throat for the remainder of this fic- lol jk.
A.N Fun fact: did you know that other than Twilight (who has lived among humans for a long time), technically, Legend is the one who has interacted with humans the most? The people of Koholint Island had short, round ears, as did the people of Holodrum (Oracle of Seasons), Labrynna (Oracle of Ages) and Hytopia (Tri Force Heroes).
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I am working out the relationships for the Apothecary fic (very specifically the relationship between Wars and [Name] because that is my hyperfixation rn fr they're all I can think about) and one particular scene in the future has me screaming like this.
Chapter 1 is just about ready dw it's coming.
I was kind of on the fence about even writing this fic in the first place, but after brainstorming some ideas for plotlines and getting something of a 'conclusion' and timeline of events, I am feeling much more confident about this story.
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Apothecary![Name] and Chain mini headcanons
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[Name] is the only one who knows how to use chopsticks. It's a little strange to use forks and knives at first, but they get the hang of it pretty quickly.
Inversly, the Links have a hard time with the chopsticks.
Wild almost gets it, but he keeps dropping the food and one of the sticks with it.
Wind does that thing where he stabs the food like a shish kebab out of frustration.
Time probably has it the hardest because of Stiff Old Man HandsTM. He almost snaps the sticks in two (please don't, these are the only pair that [Name] has).
Legend starts bragging that he got it down faster than the others, but [Name] points out that he's holding them like a child would (that shuts him up quickly along with some teasing from Wars).
Hyrule tries. It's not good at all, but he still gets a gold star for trying.
Sky actually gets the hang of it really quickly. Once he masters it I kinda think he'd end up prefering chopsticks and he's already thinking about carving his own.
Twilight on the other hand, finds it very frustrating (must run in the family, I suppose). Chopsticks are dumb, anyway! You can't eat soup with these! Has to surpress the urge to chew them-
Wars likes to act all confident, but his hands are shaking so much that he keeps dropping the food. I suppose that this little rivalry with Legend ends in a draw.
Four holds the sticks right at the very tips. Any higher up and he immediately loses his grip.
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I think that the Links (minus Wind) often make dirty jokes. They've tried holding back on it ever since you joined (trying to be all polite and classy and stuff), but sometimes one slips out. So imagine their utter shock when you keep making your own. I happens every time, but it still takes them by surprise every time. And your jokes are somehow worse, to the point where you have them blushing.
[Name]: I've heard all the jokes before. You don't have to act "proper" in front of me. I grew up in the pleasure district. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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