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[foldingfittedsheets]

My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

[sin-ophelia]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Why are you dating Graves!? You're going to be the reason he betrays us again!

Price: What!?

Ghost: You're going to piss him off in some domestic setting, not properly apologize or make up for it, and it's going to simmer until he snaps!

Price: Why are you assuming I will be the one who fucks up? Why can't he just betray us because of his own ambitions??

Ghost: I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

Price: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH-

[fleshdyk3]

i keep seeing soooo many ppl saying the canada post workers are selfish for striking right around christmas time and that they shouldve waited until january or whatever like omfg that is the point are you stupid!!!

[st4rm41d]

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

[thememedaddy]

[bisexualannaewers]

Acne Studios Spring/Summer 2025

[milksockets]

'as the first rays of sun warm (slightly) the spring air of st petersburg on western russia's baltic coastline, the ladies come out of hibernation, drop their skirts, lift their tops + get some upright tanning in' - bizarre magazine uk april 2001

[mostlycorrectdipandpip]

We're the guys who made your daughter's hair blue. That's us. We're the person that made them a boy. Maybe they are a 'them' now, but you've got to love them because if you don't, we will and that is a threat.

-Daniel Howell, 2024