#itbotb shitposts

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@antimattercontainment This is the absolute best comment thread I have ever seen in my life, I cannot stop cackling

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Blue doesn't like having his stump covered if it doesn't have to be, so he wears his robe with that sleeve off most of the time and Leo calls him a slut every time

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Blue in the medbay, high on painkillers: Hey, you ever notice how Donnie's hair looks just like Draxum's?

Orange: Ohmigosh... Baron Draxum fucked our dad

Purple: NO.

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oh gods... at some point both Leos, both Caseys and April are going to have their periods sync up

no survivors

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Out of context itbotb spoilers

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The future boys get more turtle-y as they age, and Leo is the absolute worst about it when he's sleep deprived Usagi, gets woken up in the middle of the night to see Leo hunched over him, repeatedly papapaapapaping his face with his claws "Uhh Leo, what are you doing?" "I... don't know?"

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PEEPAW BLUE FAKE DATING SIMULATOR REAL

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Draxum is gonna be so much fun next chapter. Tf when you get home from work and your not-son (definitely your son) is missing an arm and screaming bloody murder while being held by the 40 year old version of your not-son, there's an 8 foot tall lizard girl you've never seen before making popcorn in the kitchen, and your not-grandson (definitely your grandson) comes home with his not-mom (it's complicated) with something he calls a spite brownie

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I am overcome... with the need to draw future Cassandra's fucked up harem

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Behold! ...the origins of slutty thigh tatt #2

I can't decide if it's funnier if this is after Leo and Usagi get together and THIS is what Blue has to remember his dead husband by, or if it was really a REALLY stupid bet between buddies somewhere in the first 5 years they knew each other

@rottmntpeepawpolls

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So far for the gender squad Blue- transmasc Leo- transmasc (secret) Splinter- trans man Baron Draxum- gender fell into the ooze Casey Jr- transmasc Casey Sr- Lesbian (yes, lesbian can be and is a gender) Orange- I don't get paid enough for gender Mikey- Wait, you guys have feelings about gender? Donnie- Purple Purple- Purple the sequel: cowboy (gender neutral) Red- Dude we're in the middle of an apocalypse, no one has time for gender thoughts Raph- Thinks 'wow, I wanna be her' about literally every female character he gets attached to (has not put 2 and 2 together) Usagi- no, samurai is not a gender (yes it is fuk u)

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Part One

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itbotb Blue would be such a menace to the other f!leos and he wouldn't even realize the 'wtf' stares they're giving him. Orders a pot of coffee and they all just give him this weird look when he pulls it right to himself and starts dumping sugar straight into the pot and gets out a straw doesn't even notice until he's chugged it halfway and he's like "Oh, oops, did you guys think I ordered this for the table?"