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“what marching order” “alphabetical”

nothing has killed me more than this stupid one off

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I'm gonna leave these pics here after the 6th Episode 💔

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I love that tumblr is banding together to witness this person get assassinated by a chocolate bar. Haven't felt this much kinship since Josh Fight.

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dorym this, doriax that…. i hear you, and you’re all right, but i feel like we as a society are underestimating the power of poly dorian/dariax/orym with this dynamic

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how about tumblr pays us instead. $4.99 every time the search function doesn't work

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seeing too many "billionaires are evil for using their vast amount of money to go to space for kicks rather than help people" takes and not enough "the US government is fucking incompetent for having such pandering tax policies that people can get rich enough to have space races"

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yall said “i cant believe this site is free” too many times

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supernatural is getting a prequel. good omens season 2 has been confirmed. sherlock season 5 is vaguely confirmed. loki is once again the tumblr sexyman.

this is a shout-out to everyone who wasnt at dashcon. everyone who missed 2012. everyone who only got into supernatural after nov 5th.

everyone who was too late.

don’t you see history repeating itself?

we are the tumblr renaissance. we are the second generation.

and we are here to fuck shit up in our very own version of superhell.

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How do you watch the richest man on Earth go to space for 10 minutes of his own amusement while using more CO2 than a billion people in a year instead of idk helping fight climate change or poverty and not immediately radicalize yourself

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In northern Turkey, water buffalo roam the wetlands & pick up frogs. Clever marsh frogs figured out that the hairy beasts attract flies, so they jump onto their backs to hunt down bugs. Researchers visited the Kizilirmak Delta near the Black Sea in 2012. Within a week, they recorded 10 individual buffalo carrying teams of frogs, each group numbering up to 27.

Hey anon have you seen pictures because they are simply DELIGHTFUL

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this comment on the NYT’s carbonara recipe that uses bacon, tomato ketchup, and parmesan…….God’s mind

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Its time.

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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

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AAAHHHHHH BESTIE TYSM I LOVE IT ILY <3

Ship for zzzzzcakes

ship for @zzzzzcakes

Hi! Uhm Idk if you’re still doing the ships but I think they’re adorable so if you don mind may I have one? Maybe both golden and marauders era? I’m bi, a slytherin and a ravenclaw (it changes almost every time I take it lol- back and forth, back and forth). I’m 5’1, with brown eyes and hair and glasses, I’m pretty sarcastic but also kinda shy around strangers. I’m a pretty emotional person but again really closed off to strangers, but I’ll help almost anyone in need (unless I hate them or they deserved it). I’m very very close to people when I’m close to them- I’ll do anything for them. Uh but yeah that’s about it haha thank you so much

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Marauders Era: Remus Lupin - You noticed him limping out of your Herbology class during 2nd year and went up to ask if he needed help carrying his books. He looked up, shocked that you were asking. “Sorry, I thought, ya known since you were having a hard time walking, maybe I could help you and carry something. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you,” you said quickly when you saw his reaction. He blushed as he asked, “Is my limp that obvious? I thought I was hiding it pretty well.” You laughed and disagreed as you took the heavy bag off his shoulder and let him lead the way to his next class.

Golden Trio Era: Dean Thomas - He bumped into on the way to the Slytherin versus Gryffindor quidditch match 3rd year as you were standing at the entrance to the stand debating if you even wanted to watch or go back and enjoy the rest of your morning in peace. “Sorry didn’t see you there. Are you waiting for someone? All the good seats will be gone if you wait any longer” He said, pausing on the first step as he let other students shuffle past him. “Just figuring out of I want to see Malfoy try and beat Potter on the pitch again…” letting out a chuckle. Dean laughed and said, “Well I think it’s always fun to watch him try and then keep tally of how many times he fails…want to help me keep score?” he reached out his hand and you didn’t even hesitate for a moment before taking his and going off to find a good spot for the real event.

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i can tell i'm sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid

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You’ve heard of Two Girls Kissing During Mama:

Now get ready for: Two Boys Waltzing During Teenagers